Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[polar bear]

Pull from the newest Elissa video. The steel toe people apparently stayed at Nick's house last night. Nick shoes up shirtless wearing boxers during their stream.
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He's really doing well dispelling those swinging rumors. Also, Nick you are still fat.

5 buck lot lizard called Klamydia, her pimp that looks like off-brand Mersh, and random smelly looking 60yo gay semen-demon junkie.
Wow, Nick is doing great you guys, we've all been silly worrying about nothing.

 

[Kopasea]

Pull from the newest Elissa video. The steel toe people apparently stayed at Nick's house last night. Nick shoes up shirtless wearing boxers during their stream.
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He's really doing well dispelling those swinging rumors. Also, Nick you are still fat.

The girl was definitely looking Nick up and down. He might be the only Minnesotan for 100 miles that's not a BMI above 40. I guess you get the choice of AIDS patient or cheese eater there.

 

[elb]

Also, Nick you are still fat.

 

[RodgerDodger]

No you dont understand how liberating it is to go outside at 3am piss drunk and to take a piss. You're all prudes who deserve a million dollars.

Nick buddy it's MONDAY. You want to know the best way to get through the day and the week? Thats right buddy you gotta DRINK!

We've all been there. It's called college. Most of us stop engaging in such liberating experiences around the time we have to grow up and get a real job.

 

[break these cuffs]

We've all been there. It's called college. Most of us stop engaging in such liberating experiences around the time we have to grow up and get a real job.

Fortunately Nick is a trust fund kid and was able to to yotube grift, so he's never had to do more than pretend to get a real job.

 

[Harm]

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I'm hopeful that nobody out there actually took his bullshit health advice when he was espousing the merits of starving away all your bodyfat and never exercising ever.

He looks plainly disgusting.

 

[zimzam88]

Pull from the newest Elissa video. The steel toe people apparently stayed at Nick's house last night. Nick shows up shirtless wearing boxers during their stream.
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He's really doing well dispelling those swinging rumors. Also, Nick you are still fat.

"Monday:

Damn guys... it was a hectic weekend driving the kids to theater classes at midnight between my drug fueled bug chasing swinger parties. Schedule is really hectic right now.

Hate to do this but... the trump and guns article reading show will be canceled tonight."

 

[Swole McPole]

Why are his boxers in a fetching shade of orange? Is it because it reminds his bulls of their prison jump suits, thereby helping them to get excited about gang raping another weak, skinny white boy.

Those poor bulls need all the help they can get.

 

[Spergichu]

Pull from the newest Elissa video. The steel toe people apparently stayed at Nick's house last night. Nick shows up shirtless wearing boxers during their stream.
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He's really doing well dispelling those swinging rumors. Also, Nick you are still fat.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Pull from the newest Elissa video. The steel toe people apparently stayed at Nick's house last night. Nick shows up shirtless wearing boxers during their stream.
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He's really doing well dispelling those swinging rumors. Also, Nick you are still fat.

He looks like a horrid ghoul, lay off the coke Rackets. I know that nose is built for it but still.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

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Nice screen grab. You can pinpoint the exact moment he realized he's in the wrong neighborhood.

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

What is even happening at this point.

 

[polar bear]

Got this screencap with naked Nick and i have few more observations:


- nipples are exceptionally dark (white people, rejoice - he ain't one of us)
- everyone in the pic looks gross and trash
- this whole room must smell like unwashed swamp ass
- Ms Klamydia had a very interesting choice of nail paint. If steel toe owns light blue shorts, then we all know her finger distribution in relation to orifices of the males (edit to add - she smelling them)

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Pull from the newest Elissa video. The steel toe people apparently stayed at Nick's house last night. Nick shows up shirtless wearing boxers during their stream.
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He's really doing well dispelling those swinging rumors. Also, Nick you are still fat.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!?

And Nick took umbrage when people said he was talking too much about his personal life and sex toys.

WHO is going to sign a contract with a man-child who does this!?!?

At least the grandparents will make sure the children do not starve, and I hope they turn our better than their parents.

 

[Truly Rural]

What is even happening at this point.

Own the meme to disarm the meme.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Own the meme to disarm the meme.

That is the advice (in the form of 'lean into the joke') that Juju gave Nick, and he broke down on a LOCALS stream whinging that it didn't work. @elb clipped it.

Of course, the reason Nick says it failed was because the 'rules of the internet' changed; not because Juju was wrong...

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

Got this screencap with naked Nick and i have few more observations:
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- nipples are exceptionally dark (white people, rejoice - he ain't one of us)

I learned from Null, we need to do nip checks for the ethnostate. Looking at the swatches of acceptable shades, like Volk pink or Aryan rose, I do not see Nick. Tsk.

 

[Truly Rural]

rules of the internet

Many reasons why it failed. One reason is you can't own and deny the meme at the same time. Ralph can own a pig meme and in a rare moment of clarity he'll admit he is gross. Kraut can own split dick because it's true and there is no denying it. Lucas can say "suck my inverted penis" because his penis is inverted and he won't try to deny it.

Nick wants to own it but deny it. It never worked that way.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

The steel toe husband apparently stayed at Nick's rectum

How long before these couples stream themselves smoking meth?

 

[Sharpeteer]

Own the meme to disarm the meme.

That can work sometimes. The problem is Nick is such a retard that he does it wrong. He acts more degenerate now than ever, but still tries to keep up this lie that he's an internet lawyer. That's part of what makes him such a cow.

I'm not saying it would work for him, but I'm saying that he thinks owning the meme means just do it more. He wants his cake and to eat it too.