Ask Moids Questions Thread - Opposite version of the femoid advice thread

[The Feline Solution]

Some men DO like massive sillicon breast/ass and faces filled to the brim with botox, but i think is a fringe minority because everyone i know always reacts with revulsion

I wager many a man who is into the huge silicon tit thing never has touched a silicon titty. They feel distinctly different from normal breasts and not in a good way. Doesn't even need to be one of these freakshow double-H porno augments to instantly feel the difference.

Those equally freakish big asses i never understood the allure of. I like a nice, shapely woman's behind as much as the next guy but this BBL shit is peak niggerdom and not my cup of tea at all.

No, no makeup or anything like that for me as well

I like it when the woman knows how to apply it well. Sadly, many women don't and end up looking like clowns. Bad make-up is as embarrassing as having no dress sense. The dress sense thing applies to men, too.

 

[eatler]

I don’t get itchy balls often but when it happens I think most guys just either do the weird walk or scratch it on the spot.

 

[The Feline Solution]

only after i grew up and stopped being a degenerate. at the time i was very much one of those "eh, i've fucked worse" kind of guys who thought pussy is pussy.

Same, as an adult i see it as my complete lack in self-respect at those times.

Got it, but like, if you had to choose one?

I'll be a faggot here and say hurr face. No other physical attribute beats a pretty face.
But tits over ass.

I don’t get itchy balls often but when it happens I think most guys just either do the weird walk or scratch it on the spot.
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I do kind of a quick Crip Walk shuffle.

 

[Pomniman]

and don't you feel bad/ashamed of yourself after going for those women?? I don't mean this in a mean way

Why should he though? Most people of both sexes are inherently trashy and disposable in this day and age as a result of forces beyond their immediate control. At that moment he wants to fuck and she wants a man to pretend he cares care about her for a night. Neither one of them is new to doing this and they're both getting a half-assed approximation of what they really want in the long term, but that's considered good enough by society, which is just how the game is played. Millions of people exactly like this will have that exact same sexual encounter with little to no variation and go back the next day to do it all over again with someone new.

This is considered "normal" and you'll be ostracized for recognizing how vapid it is and/or not wanting to engage in it as a man.

 

[Georgio Cocklord]

Moids: Are you an ass man or a tit man? Or is that even a thing outside of the movies?

I want to say ass but I would enjoy both equally. Probably the face and tummy even more so.

Do men itch their balls in public

No, Ive been told its embarrassing to do so outside the bathroom. No digging the nose or hair, butt or ball scratching outside the bathroom. Thats how youll be a civilized man or in brigbongland a gentleman.

And to add to that, is it possible to accidentally sit on them?

Rarely, you feel a nervous sensory shock throughout the body whenever the balls take the slightest amount of damage and it leads to writhing for couple seconds.

 

[The Feline Solution]

Why should he though? Most people of both sexes are inherently trashy and disposable in this day and age as a result of forces beyond their immediate control. At that moment he wants to fuck and she wants a man to pretend he cares care about her for a night. Neither one of them is new to doing this and they're both getting a half-assed approximation of what they really want in the long term, but that's considered good enough by society, which is just how the game is played. Millions of people exactly like this will have that exact same sexual encounter with little to no variation and go back the next day to do it all over again with someone new.

This is considered "normal" and you'll be ostracized for recognizing how vapid it is and/or not wanting to engage in it as a man.

That last paragraph is 100% truth and wisdom, i had more than one dude try to make me out as the weirdo because i don't do casual sex anymore, or never did cheat on my girlfriend or how i have never been to a brothel. This is what i would classify as "toxic masculinity" if i were a faggot with a gender studies degree. I haven't been associating with people like that in a very long time so no skin off my nose.

 

[The Cunting Death]

Apart from biology, what makes a man a man? The beer? The tools? The cars? Dirt? Rolling in dirt?

Our need to be aggressive.

 

[Spiny Rumples]

and don't you feel bad/ashamed of yourself after going for those women?? I don't mean this in a mean way

Some people see seizing the low-hanging fruit as a bad thing, see the "sin of lust" and "disdain for whores" and "slut shaming." It is clear to some men that the woman acting this way is making a risky move by having a non-committing partner.

However, reproduction is still incentivized by evolution/instinct. Having full balls is like spending every day a bit hungry, and jacking off alone takes the edge off, much like a bland bowl of gruel.

As such, here are some rationalizations I have seen:

• The way she acts seems flirty, and the way she dresses shows she is not particular in who she draws the attention of. She is "asking for it." (Note that this is a subtle cultural thing and a man can notice a pattern where there is none (causing unsolicited advances) or the woman may be ignorant, where she knows that acting some way makes guys treat her well but doesn't know why they do.)
• She's literally asking for it. Enthusiastic consent.
• It's possible that she does have a partner and is cheating to spice up that gene pool. Resources and safety for her if she gets away with it.
• Getting laid can improve a guy's self-image and social standing, as well as make him seem more valuable to other women.
• Showing a girl a good time on a fun night out, where everyone feels good.
• Don't think about it.
• Be drunk and don't think about it.
• Friends with benefits so they don't have to think about it.
• Do it to gain experience and be more mature/wiser/a better partner.

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

Our need to be aggressive.

Well I have that at least.

 

[pork and beans]

Having full balls is like spending every day a bit hungry, and jacking off alone takes the edge off, much like a bland bowl of gruel.

Yeah I guess I just don’t understand having sex with someone you don’t particularly care for emotionally especially if on top of that the physical attraction isn’t all that either

 

[eatler]

Yeah I guess I just don’t understand having sex with someone you don’t particularly care for emotionally especially if on top of that the physical attraction isn’t all that either

I think for some guys it’s more of either
a. It’s an inch you can’t scratch
b. A social hierarchy thing
c. A loneliness thing
As a dude you spend a lot of time alone, so I’d imagine any company even if it isn’t ideal is better than no company. I’ve personally never subscribed to that but I do understand why some guys do.

 

[sallowhal]

Yeah I guess I just don’t understand having sex with someone you don’t particularly care for emotionally especially if on top of that the physical attraction isn’t all that either

impressing the homies, doing it "for the story" and sometimes even as the lesser of two evils.

the guys i ran with when i was a young man liked prostitutes, for example. that's a line i never crossed. not for any good reason, either. i just thought paying for pussy was dumb when it was easy to find a hook up. but they'd call me a fag for not going with them to get "massages" and in a way i felt like i had to show out extra hard when we were in other situations, like the club.

 

[Dishonourable Harlot]

What do moids like which doesn't require me to go out of my way to achieve?

 

[Spiny Rumples]

Yeah I guess I just don’t understand having sex with someone you don’t particularly care for emotionally especially if on top of that the physical attraction isn’t all that either

I don't go for it myself, though I did grow up with porn so I'm not some saint. In regards to "the physical attraction isn't all that either," I'd say that the motivation comes from within the man as well as towards the woman. If a guy gets backed-up enough to jerk off into a sock, any attraction is a bonus. See: teenagers jerking off to a particularly curvy piece of driftwood. Internally motivated...

 

[Thomas Talus]

Apart from biology, what makes a man a man? The beer? The tools? The cars? Dirt? Rolling in dirt?

The woman in his arms, just 'cause she has big titties.

 

[eatler]

What do moids like which doesn't require me to go out of my way to achieve?

Depends on the guy. A lot like buying flowers for your girl, guys also like random gifts wether it would be food or maybe let’s say their into nascar and you get them like a hat or something.

It’s also a good shit test too depending on the guy. My dad loves galaga, so one day we stumbled apon a galaga machine and bought it. It was probably not even 700 and he still threw a shit fit over it because he was so obsessed with cash. Keep in mind too it was his 50th and we wanted to give him something special. So that went into the divorce documents. I don’t know if this answers your question.

 

[Ozul]

I get the feeling that most moids are resentful/bitter about having to financially support their wife/children. Is that true?

 

[sallowhal]

I get the feeling that most moids are resentful/bitter about having to financially support their wife/children. Is that true?

i've never personally heard guys complaining about that kind of thing. obviously dead beats and assholes do exist, but it might be a 'squeaky wheel' situation. especially nowadays when it's socially acceptable to simply not get married, or have completely independent finances, or be childless.

 

[Señora Airi]

What is love?

Baby don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more

 

[Whoopsie Daisy]

What do moids like which doesn't require me to go out of my way to achieve?

Be yourself with a little aloofness . (What's a moid?)