Ask Moids Questions Thread - Opposite version of the femoid advice thread

[Ignatius von Cistern]

What is love?

baby don' hurt me

 

[GreenJacket]

Do men itch their balls in public
And to add to that, is it possible to accidentally sit on them?

1. It'd be like scratching your ass in public. There may be some rather unscrupulous types that would do it.
2. Yes and it fucking hurts.

 

[Pomniman]

That last paragraph is 100% truth and wisdom, i had more than one dude try to make me out as the weirdo because i don't do casual sex anymore, or never did cheat on my girlfriend or how i have never been to a brothel. This is what i would classify as "toxic masculinity" if i were a faggot with a gender studies degree. I haven't been associating with people like that in a very long time so no skin off my nose.

Dudes will do this sort of thing, yes, but I think it's myopic to attribute that attitude to "masculinity" at all because most women will regard you with a degree of suspicion or outright hostility if you're not actively engaged in some variant of hookup culture too. If anything, women themselves are more likely to angrily call you a fag and possibly seek some form of revenge for their bruised ego if you reject their sexual advances for any reason (including already having a girlfriend or wife). There's a very real broader societal expectation no one likes to acknowledge that a man saying no to sex with a woman is unthinkable to the point of being just about Satanic even in situations where it'd be cheating or something else about the relationship would make it improper, inconvenient, or unsavory.

 

[pork and beans]

If a guy gets backed-up enough to jerk off into a sock, any attraction is a bonus.

I would say that’s masturbation so it’s distinctly different from sex, but that’s a really good point.

 

[Crex Crex]

Why do guys fall over themselves when a woman acts dumb and helpless?

I don't. I just laugh.

 

[The Feline Solution]

most women will regard you with a degree of suspicion or outright hostility if you're not actively engaged in some variant of hookup culture too

Never had that happen personally, then again i don't meet or have met many women ever since i am with my girlfriend, apart from the wives and girlfriends of my friends. I can picture it in the younger generations.

I completely agree to this:

There's a very real broader societal expectation no one likes to acknowledge that a man saying no to sex with a woman is unthinkable

Edit:

I get the feeling that most moids are resentful/bitter about having to financially support their wife/children. Is that true?

It's only fucking deadbeats and bitter divorcees. Shouldn't have had a kid in the first place, even if you fall out with your spouse, your kid is your responsibility for life, be it financially or otherwise.
Of course i'd be resentful if i work my ass off all day, come home, the house looks like shit, the lazy, jobless cow on the couch looks like shit etc. but that is a different situation to just being a bitter miser who just hates to spend any money on the people who should be closest to him.

What do moids like which doesn't require me to go out of my way to achieve?

Be well-groomed. If that's too much too ask from a woman, she's NGMI, except with perverts who are into stinky feet sex. Also a well-maintained living space. I don't need to be able to eat from the floor but i went to way too many a woman's house that looked like that "Bitch, you live like this?" meme, if i want to chill like a bum i'd go to a homeless shelter. Also the amount of women who insist on owning cats and don't clean the litter box is staggering.

 

[sallowhal]

What do moids like which doesn't require me to go out of my way to achieve?

show genuine interest in things he likes.

 

[beautiful person]

To womansplain the "moid" thing: Incel-type dudes sometimes refer to women as "femoids" or "foids". Femcel-type chicks sometimes counter that with "moids". So, like, male androids, I guess? I think femoid=female android? But basically it's foid with an m, as in male.

Also the amount of women who insist on owning cats and don't clean the litter box is staggering.

That's animal neglect. If a woman can't even feel obligated to take care of one of the most low-maintenance pets in existence, her "cat babies," do not procreate with her under any circumstances.

 

[Susanna]

Moids, share with me the secret of how you learn to find the supports behind walls just by knocking. It all just sounds like knocking at a wall to me.

 

[The Feline Solution]

show genuine interest in things he likes.

That's a good one. I settle for feigned interest as long as she doesn't make it too obvious it's just feigned

 

[Pomniman]

To womansplain the "moid" thing: Incel-type dudes sometimes refer to women as "femoids" or "foids". Femcel-type chicks sometimes counter that with "moids". So, like, male androids, I guess? I think femoid=female android? But basically it's foid with an m, as in male.

I pretty much figured they stole it from /r9k/ or whatever shithole imageboard first came up with "femoid". That's twice as funny when you consider the very real possibility that an imageboard tranny may have coined the male version before woman-centric sites unwittingly glommed onto it. It'd be like Elliot Rodger in a wig being the founder of a new even more retarded wave of feminism.

 

[beautiful person]

I pretty much figured they stole it from /r9k/ or whatever shithole imageboard first came up with "femoid". That's twice as funny when you consider the very real possibility that an imageboard tranny may have coined the male version before woman-centric sites unwittingly glommed onto it. It'd be like Elliot Rodger in a wig being the founder of a new even more retarded wave of feminism.

I was gonna site /r9k/ but wasn't sure if people would know what that is, and if they did, if that would say something about me. They're all trannies now? I guess that tracks. They're the first people I ever saw describe being a woman as "living life on easy-mode."

 

[Pomniman]

I was gonna site /r9k/ but wasn't sure if people would know what that is, and if they did, if that would say something about me. They're all trannies now? I guess that tracks. They're the first people I ever saw describe being a woman as "living life on easy-mode."

4cuck as a whole is a zoo that I haven't visited in years, but there was this one infamous incident years ago where it came out that there was a whole discord server where lonely /r9k/ NEETs were being groomed into cutting their dicks off en masse by some prolific tranny chaser.

 

[Susanna]

I was gonna site /r9k/ but wasn't sure if people would know what that is, and if they did, if that would say something about me. They're all trannies now? I guess that tracks. They're the first people I ever saw describe being a woman as "living life on easy-mode."

The trannies migrated to /tttt/, no? Pretty sure /r9k/ is still male-identified incels.

 

[dick brain]

Serious question:

What is the best non-sexual thing your partner can do to make you feel loved and appreciated? I'm thinking little stuff like making your favorite dinner, doing a chore/task you hate for no reason, or buying you a small treat.

This is a whole thing, it's called "love languages" and varies from person to person, but in my experience people crave whatever they didn't get growing up. I value words of affirmation and physical touch because my family was emotionally distant; my ex grew up poor without much help and so values acts of service and gifts. Conversely, I received acts of service and gifts in place of love, so I view those things as fake and unimportant, whereas she feels that way about words of affirmation and physical touch. Needless to say, it didn't work out. Have a conversation about it.

 

[The Ugly One]

Do men itch their balls in public

I try not to, but once in a while, you get such an itch you gotta scratch.

And to add to that, is it possible to accidentally sit on them?

Yes.

Do men really like those weird botox and filler faces with comically oversized Bratz doll lips or is that just women trying to out-augment each other?

It's complicated. Aesthetically, no. But that bullshit signifies sexual availability, and the male sex drive is a lot like the Labrador retriever food drive. Some part of your lizardbrain sees an opportunity to coom, and just goes HEEYYYYYY. It can't be reasoned with. So you see a woman with big fake tits, big lips, and cat eyes, and there's some primal reflex, some ape deep inside your limbic system, triggering your Fight or Flight or Fuck instinct.

and don't you feel bad/ashamed of yourself after going for those women?? I don't mean this in a mean way

Never went after one. The lizard brain goes HEEYYYYYY and the cerebral cortex goes HERPEEEEES.

Why do guys fall over themselves when a woman acts dumb and helpless?

Same reason women get all giddy and giggly around a rich guy. Lizard brain sees an opportunity to impress a potential mate.

Serious question:

What is the best non-sexual thing your partner can do to make you feel loved and appreciated? I'm thinking little stuff like making your favorite dinner, doing a chore/task you hate for no reason, or buying you a small treat.

I am a retard, so getting a hug and being told, "I appreciate you, and I love you." Like just tell me, that's all it takes.

 

[56 others]

Ram 1500 or Silverado 1500?

 

[Dollar Store Crack Whore]

Moids, share with me the secret of how you learn to find the supports behind walls just by knocking. It all just sounds like knocking at a wall to me.

So your wall is like this, right:

You'll want to knock across it horizontally, listening for a hollow sound vs a more solid sound. When it sounds solid, that's a stud. You can verify this by knocking vertically, checking to make sure it sounds solid the whole way up and down.

Another cheap solution is magnets, usually there's screws/nails in the studs and you can find them that way, but it's not always consistent.

 

[beautiful person]

The trannies migrated to /tttt/, no? Pretty sure /r9k/ is still male-identified incels.

I have no idea. I spent I think maybe a few months reading the board out of curiosity and fascination, and that was over a decade ago. But the culture was very distinct and memorable.

 

[Ignatius von Cistern]

So your wall is like this, right:
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You'll want to knock across it horizontally, listening for a hollow sound vs a more solid sound. When it sounds solid, that's a stud. You can verify this by knocking vertically, checking to make sure it sounds solid the whole way up and down.

Another cheap solution is magnets, usually there's screws/nails in the studs and you can find them that way, but it's not always consistent.

just get a stud finder, retard. $10 from the hardware store. also finds live wires, so you don't drill for some nerve gas.