Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Hennimore]

This Aaron dude is trying to start shit with her it seems.

 

[Bogliacci]

This Aaron dude is trying to start shit with her it seems.

Yeah that's the vibe I've been getting too

 

[FatalTater]

Crazy bitches love to clean other people's houses, especially if they're being made to feel unwelcome.
Makes 'em feel like they're "being good" and less like an interloper.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

She's cleaning in an attempt to soothe herself more than it being for the sake of actually cleaning, I think.

i think its a mix of both. shes cleaning to distract herself from whatever comments she read that made her mad and also cleaning to show her worth to josh.

 

[Molly Millions]

Jessica used to dumpster dive according to her little anecdote about being "a frugal bitch"

More like a fungal itch twu toobz

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

I kinda feel for the oldschool Cobra viewers because so far this does seem to be like a new season of your favorite show where the writers decided to go in an edgy new direction.

So NAL is literally Poochie!

i am also not a big fan of how shes doing everything in her power to filter all of the cobra viewers over to herself. it just feels like her whole goal is to steal both his fans and his trolls so all the attention is always on herself and nobody else.

It seemed to be her goal on her first trip, get her subscribers up to a point where she can monetise, but then her channel was terminated. So this is round two. The first few streams on the second trip had loads of people saying "Where is Josh we don't care about you!" before those accounts were banished to the ether. Being able to get superchat $$$ will improve her bottom line, as it's more anonymous than PayPal, it's immediate and can be used by trolls, and not every country has CashApp.

I just can't shake the feeling that she's going on and on about how ugly she is because of some offhand comment that her BPD ass determind MUST be about her and how ugly she is, and now expects Cobes to sit there for the next however many hours, and "validate" her out of her miserable mood by telling her "nooo you're so pretty"

This is likely some ancient rumination from her teenage years that she never shook off. She has a few of them from what I can tell. Her Dad parroting back "It's done noooow! Are you HaPPppEEeeEEE!" is another I warrant. Negative rumination takes on a life of it's own and is a source of dopamine or comfort or something. That shit is hard to break and those neural pathways in her brain are like superhighways.

Theres some sort of outsider in the cobra den!

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I believe this is a guy from NALs chat from a few days before she flew to Casper for the second time. There was a dude saying "Hey, I'm from Casper and you can borrow my car!" over and over. Mods boosted it by saying "See look Jess you got a car!" I like him better than LARPing Landon the pepper-spraying pooner-look-alike (he does look like Ellen Page). Use-all-my-stuff Aaron looks like an unhinged Carl Brutananadilewski. He doesn't seem to be inserting for clout, just trying to be a nice helpful guy, from what I can see so far.

who here hasn't fucked up parts of their life for the worst pussy imaginable? Only me and Cobes? Nah, that can't be.

Guilty. Jess psychotic ranting triggers some weird part of my brain. I'd willingly live alone in a hole in the ground over that kind of shit any day.

Does Jessica have a driver's license? I get the idea she is more coherent than cobra but also more immature

She does, she has offered to Josh many times to teach him how to drive. He makes enough money to buy a car, jawsheeee.

 

[Incel Death Note]

I think the cleaning is passive-aggressive. She just said "I DIDN'T HAVE TO WASH JOSH'S DISHES BUT I DID" and there's a reason she picked now of all times, while Josh is trying to chat with his buddy and watch dank cooking videos, to vacuum. She really knows how to bring the mood down.

 

[Mushroom King]

That's right NAL, clean that kitchen, have to make your new apartment so clean. This is pathetic. Is she going to try and claim squatter's rights? One thing I've thought about today is that NAL's IQ is probably so humble that she may not have active internal dialogue and the things she says out loud are what could be said in the privacy of their own thoughts?

 

[Rotogravure]

Just a couple of points, the dude in the chat is Aaron -- a neighbor of Cobes (confirmed because he left for a few minutes and came back with his vacuum cleaner for Jessica to borrow). This is the dude they had sushi with the other night, and the idiot who has offered to let NAL borrow his car because he "trusts her".

It also occurred to me that there might be some confusion on Jessica Messica -- which is not NAL -- but is a reactor that covers NAL (and others). She can be good if you can't handle straight, raw, unfiltered Nalerie, but is often several minutes behind.

NAL's Channel - https://www.youtube.com/@QueenCobraJAB
Jessica Messica - https://www.youtube.com/@jessicamessicaYT

 

[Bogliacci]

Who is the superior domestic goddess? Chantal or NAL?

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

This Aaron dude is trying to start shit with her it seems.

Now I'm excited, what was he doing? He just said "I have a vacuum" and she's like "well you can bring it over then sure", she is pretty snappy. I'm looking forward to a summary of the stream with all this new info on Aaron!

 

[Bogliacci]

Now I'm excited, what was he doing? He just said "I have a vacuum" and she's like "well you can bring it over then sure", she is pretty snappy. I'm looking forward to a summary of the stream with all this new info on Aaron!

When he first came in he stood in the kitchen talking to her and it was just sorta odd. Then when she was sitting on the floor moping about having to leave in a few days he was standing there like "I think you're a great person and I trust you etc. etc." Just odd.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

this stream makes me wonder how NAL would have felt about other characters in the cobraverse. like just imagine her and warlord in the same room

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

That's right NAL, clean that kitchen, have to make your new apartment so clean. This is pathetic. Is she going to try and claim squatter's rights? One thing I've thought about today is that NAL's IQ is probably so humble that she may not have active internal dialogue and the things she says out loud are what could be said in the privacy of their own thoughts?

Shes pretty far from being able to claim any kind of squatters rights. I know its a big meme now but squatters rights are hard to really take advantage of unless the owner of the property is a lazy ass who leaves it vacant for a long time. I bought a house in California of all places and even I was able to kick the renters out with minimal notice.

 

[Grape Garden]

Chat disabled....stream muted...nice. She is a literal cum dumpster maid lol. I can see it now, the day she leaves "I DID ALL THIS SHIT FOR YOU JOSH AND THIS IS THE THANKS I GET, I JUST...I GET NO RESPECT...GO SUCK YOUR DADS LIMP DICK BICEPS BABYDOLL!" The guilt trip is brewing. She will lose her shit if Cobes doesn't acknowledge what she did and how great she is.
Is that stranger Aaron? Dang you are weird bro, he's got Jessica in a corner talking where we can't see. You can see all of those emotions brewing the twisted, fucked up faces she makes.

What if she ends up stayin with this aaron guy

How much much of a bro would Aaron be to let her stay...so we get a whole new adventure She will probably blow him. She's good at dick sucking.

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

Shes pretty far from being able to claim any kind of squatters rights. I know its a big meme now but squatters rights are hard to really take advantage of unless the owner of the property is a lazy ass who leaves it vacant for a long time. I bought a house in California of all places and even I was able to kick the renters out with minimal notice.

Yeah but what if your pregnant with the tenants demon spawn?

 

[Grape Garden]

Who is the superior domestic goddess? Chantal or NAL?

I'd have to give it NAL. At least she can form sentence without running out of breath. NAL has done more in one stream than Chantal has done in her entire Kuwait arc...maybe even her life. Josh will never let her leave now, you see that honking bottle of Dawn, top shelf.

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

It's criminal that this part of the stream is muted. Body language is interesting. Aaron is shuffling awkwardly around on his feet. Completely attentive to NAL moving around the room, helping her do things. Looking bashful when she waves her crazy arms around. Small stretching to ease tension.

I think he's totally angling for some Pretzel Baconator action.

Poor Josh might get cucked and all he got out of it was a clean kitchen.

 

[LonelyEggRoll]

This spite cleaning is unhinged.
Reminder this woman lives in a hoarder attic and pisses in a box. She isn’t a domestic goddess. There is a motive behind this for sure.

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

Aaron seems like a sicko. I've noticed him eyeballing her flapjacks, and the fruity booze is flowing. Cobes not giving a fuck and her trying to make him jealous with the mustache cuck make a delightful combo.