Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Star Spangled Bogger]

Aaron seems like a sicko. I've noticed him eyeballing her flapjacks, and the fruity booze is flowing. Cobes not giving a fuck and her trying to make him jealous with the mustache cuck make a delightful combo.

He's in another mans house, following his girl around like a puppy, acting totally passive and submissive for the most part, while being all chatty with the love interest who cannot stay for longer than 8 days. I've seen this a hundred times IRL, he's totally presenting as 'hey baby, I'm an option, look how helpful I am'. Cobes in a few days "Well Jessica is staying with Aaron while she find her new place, if she stays there for 8 days then stays here for 8 days she can stay in Casper, it is what it is."

Stream is unmuted!!!

 

[Grape Garden]

Hrmm....is Aaron a double agent or just the Uber service? He has a car, if she makes the switch now its technically an upgrade, plus she can still be next door to Joshie...would it count against the time limit the landlord has for people to stay without being on the lease start over if she was shacking in a different unit? She just unmuted!
She unmuted to say that the cookie was probably from some fucking slut whore...then it was muted again or stream died.

 

[fukkit]

Have they mentioned anything about the habanero mango mead he made for the hag?

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Between those big blowups fuck all was happening and it was constant complaining from the majority of people about how his content was stale, boring, predictable and mostly not worth watching. Now there’s a ton of new shit going down, it’s hard to predict what’ll happen, we get live streams of Cobes apartment when normally he wouldn’t be live and people are like “boo I hate this I want it to stop!” Like damn make up your minds? People complain shits stale and nothing happens and then when things happen people complain things are happening and want it to stop.

The last 2-3 years of Cobra content (really since he moved into his new place) has been basically a never ending cycle of: Gender relation rant, gender relation rant, food hack, gender relation hack, wet and Juicy, gender relation rant. Once every 2-3 months we'd get a great drunk freakout if we were lucky. Now we finally get a new type of content and people complain she is ruining it.

 

[Point and Laugh]

Body language is interesting

To me he seems uncomfortable, as any normal person would, and is just attentive because she seems like she could snap at any minute. Maybe I’m projecting.

Poor Josh might get cucked and all he got out of it was a clean kitchen

She cooks and cleans a lot in her own streams at home. It’s pretty normal for her tbh. I don’t necessarily think it’s just to impress him, but as @ADHD has already said, it’s a way of self soothing and dealing with anxiety.

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

She was using the vacuum on the kitchen floor for an hour, it was extremely performative. Pretty sure it's linoleum. Also Cobe's green stove is adorable and totally on brand. Stream is still live but she's doing that thing where she's intentionally obscuring the camera which is fat and annoying of her.

 

[Grape Garden]

Also Cobe's green stove is adorable and totally on brand.

I actually like the green stove too.

Also love this new, exciting content, the muted/blacked out stream with disabled chat is next level. Jessica is really bringing so much to the Cobraverse, the gift that keeps giving. Why would anyone complain about this? I'd take shadow puppets again. I'm sure money is going to be super tight soon, we will get something. I can't imagine its all going to end with a floppy vacuum stream. I bet she ate that fucking slut whore's cookie and loved it.

 

[AnOminous]

Yeah the Man in Black wasn't really goth but he was moody, abused drugs and wore all black. I'll give it to him.

He also oozed Christianity from every pore and lived and walked everything he talked. He believed everyone could be redeemed, and did things like the Folsom Prison concert where he lived up to his beliefs and personally tried to save people the entire world thought were damned.

He was a genuinely fine person who should be canonized.

 

[Molly Millions]

He also oozed Christianity from every pore and lived and walked everything he talked. He believed everyone could be redeemed, and did things like the Folsom Prison concert where he lived up to his beliefs and personally tried to save people the entire world thought were damned.

He was a genuinely fine person who should be canonized.

He wore the black for the poor man. Johnny identified with the downtrodden. He probably would have loved Cobra tbh

 

[Bogliacci]

She was using the vacuum on the kitchen floor for an hour, it was extremely performative. Pretty sure it's linoleum.

Some vacuums you can actually use on hard floors like that for sweeping. I don't know about cobes' vacuum though. Thank you for coming to my vacuum sperg.

 

[whogoesthere]

Aaron seems like a sicko. I've noticed him eyeballing her flapjacks, and the fruity booze is flowing. Cobes not giving a fuck and her trying to make him jealous with the mustache cuck make a delightful combo.

Is it out of the realm of possibility that Cobes and Aaron hatched this plan to keep her from getting to locked in with Cobes? He was over eating Sushi, and its the kinda dumb shit Cobes would do (remember the gas station pussy he smashed. I know him and Steph stayed together for a while after but it seemed a turning point for her).

NAL might be a BPD whore, but Cobes is pure destruction when his brain is able to function enough for a bad idea.

 

[Hennimore]

Have they mentioned anything about the habanero mango mead he made for the hag?

Josh broke it out early so she could try it. He poured her a glass of it and she seemed super hesitant to try it. She eventually took a baby sip of it and about died from how spicy it was. She held onto it for a little, never taking another sip to my knowledge, before telling Josh to pour it back into the bottle. She tried her best to not upset Josh by pretending it wasn't disgusting. You could tell she was walking on thin ice and knew it.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Someone please do a "bad lip reading" version of the muted part of this stream.

 

[Your Landlord]

Josh broke it out early so she could try it. He poured her a glass of it and she seemed super hesitant to try it. She eventually took a baby sip of it and about died from how spicy it was. She held onto it for a little, never taking another sip to my knowledge, before telling Josh to pour it back into the bottle. She tried her best to not upset Josh by pretending it wasn't disgusting. You could tell she was walking on thin ice and knew it.

That reaction is probably the most genuine she's been this entire visit.

 

[semitooth]

oh no

 

[Devious Dave]

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oh no

We can't have anything fun
Hopefully it's just an attention seeking thing

 

[Mushroom King]

https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxvmtWjD9CNBTzt3d51VVmua8Dy16CMnan

She's going live again. I wonder what's happening.

 

[semitooth]

she is TWEAKING geeked as fuck still

 

[Thefrogsaregay]

They went out without her.

 

[Incel Death Note]

Lmao they ditched her to go bar-hopping so she's seething and cleaning alone in the apartment.

Edit: "What have I done? What have I done? What have I done expect spend all my fucking money on Josh. And what have I gotten in return for all I've done for him? Yeah I'll wait for that one. I'll wait for that one."
Yep she was buying all this shit and cleaning as a way to manipulate him. It didn't work. Expect a full blown screaming meltdown when she finally has to leave.