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I mean the guy posting about this is a gay man so perhaps he is just projecting his fetish...
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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Yimmy and Ant like ladies with hammers in their pants.
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Trolling trooned out zoomers with Pat is a great bit from the funsters. Better bro Kyle is here to reign Pat in.
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Null is currently out of the office trying to start a family. Don't bother him with anything that doesn't involve force-feeding Velveeta to a Serbian mail-order bride.
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Yeah, there is an option to add a question after playing the game. The question I added was “Is your character known for making suspicious pepperoni?”
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They're old enough to remember the days when they weren't called gay for doing it.
Figures.
I hope he finds some decent land while he's away. Been doing that myself. Quite a bit of stuff to go through when looking for land in the USA.
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Akinator guessed Patrick after only 20 questions this time. Asked me if my character was fat, published books, and was into politics. No photo with him.
"Author, father, large figure in the community."
"Author, father, large figure in the community."
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Isn’t it because one of them married a 7 foot Norwegian troon?
They all like to “laugh” about it, but they are jealous.
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He does have a point that 90% of content here is just ONA content reposted but that is the nature of the game I suppose
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Apart from the occasional shithead that wanders into this thread, we've never claimed otherwise.
I'm not trying to ride their dicks when I say Patposting is all theirs. It's just the fact of the matter. We've always maintained that we're just spectators of The Tomlinson Show, even though we root for the Pests.
We're not involved in Rickstory other than putting together a highlight reel of the bits, and even then, Cryptic Web Chronicles has done that more concisely.
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When it comes to Fatrick, sure, but it would be hard to Patpost without getting stuff from them.
Fatrick is their adorable teacup pig they like to torment.
Especially now that he has grown up and is a full sized Milwaukeian Pat bellied pig.
Personally I think they are just basically a bunch of old school Internet forum guys. It’s the textbook boys club behavior, in jokes, sayings and catchphrases which are baffling without their knowledge and context.
To quote American Dad, “You ain’t got a Willy, you don’t get that silly.”
Guys like that are all well and good, but they tend to be a bit “with us or against us” if someone from outside their group says something they don’t like.
Patrick and Norm Macdonald a very clear example.
When it comes to us though as a wider thing, it’s more like a sports team rivalry.
They probably don’t really hate us when they sit down and think about it, but they have to act like there is beef as some kind of show.
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You mean the cringe text messages that occasionally get posted, are funny about 20% of the time and usually read more like bizarre erotic fanfic? I've grown to realize most of the pests sincerely want to get reamed by nigger dicks, and Rick is just a conduit for them to express themselves in that way.
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Getting raped by a pack of niggers is just a bit, bro.
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I will admit a lot of them lately are really dull. You get some variation of "your life is already over stalker." in between the usual response or a specific message to correct the record if they bring up Quasi or Lynne, but there hasn't been a real good one in a long while. The well's almost dry on rascals texting Pat because he's effectively shut down into narc defense mode. The best he can do is correct records and deny basic facts because he's dealing with a DOA lawsuit and being out another 30 or so grand to complete the 84k. The Airbnb text with the dog from badger was good but that's it in recent memory
It will be once in a blue moon that we get anorher "Dan doesn't have a penis, stalker. I do."
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"Into things" indeed.
Very particular things.
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I am current on my taxes, I've declared all my crypto including Monero, and my attorney is a member of the Tax Court bar. If they think they're the first people in 11 years to think of harassing the IRS into harassing me, they're delusional.
There's a reason why their daddy doesn't love them and wants to hand the site off to someone else: it's because they suck.
There's a reason why their daddy doesn't love them and wants to hand the site off to someone else: it's because they suck.
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That's because Kiwifarms has a "no cow tipping" rule, something they don't understand. They don't understand that we just chronicle the events and laugh at it and those who create the content. We're not here to make it ourselves.
Except we can say mostly whatever we want here without fear of being banned. You can't even call someone a hoodrat without it being "hate speech" according to some black "Conservative" on Youtube.
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they understand that this site has that rule, they just think it's lame and stupid to have a rule like that.
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At least we're only known for harassing trannies into suicide, in other words doing Gods work, when all we do is archive Tweets and Tumblr blogs. Not allegedly trying to kill some unknown "author" for years when all they do is tell him he's fat and crazy.