Disaster "Mass casualty incident" declared after Key Bridge in Baltimore collapses

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No article yet as this just happened, but could be big. One of the largest bridges in the world according to Wikipedia.


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I can't wait for the replacement bridge. The first major bridge in America designed by a lesbian transgender woman of color and xir 100% diverse team with all the contractors also being 100% diverse. It will have a team of Indian IT experts making sure it's connected to the internet so it can light up in fag flag colors in June, BLM colors in February, and Ukraine or Israel colors every other day of the year. It will be called the George Floyd Memorial Bridge.
Surviving a visit to Baltimore is no guarantee. tbh people die in Baltimore pretty much all the time, it's not even really news. I feel bad for the bridge though.
Almost everyone who gets killed in Baltimore is killed by blacks with a gun, not Indians with a cargo ship.
 
I looked at the bridge once, ten years ago, when I was visiting friends in Baltimore. I'm so lucky to be alive!
A large tree branch 100 feet up once snapped off, hit another below it, broke in half and landed on the driver and passenger seat of my car (luckily minor dents). Just five minutes prior I was rummaging through getting stuff out of the passenger seat, had I been there I would've been killed. When I told someone few houses down what happened since they rushed over to see, they said "oh my god you're so lucky you didn't get hit!" and I brushed it off saying "Well every day you're lucky to be alive. I didn't get hit, it's simple as that." Every day you get on the road, chances are you pass by where historically 100-1000 fatal accidents occur. People are stupidly overdramatic.
 
There might be some informative posts amongst all the shitposts, and you can certainly say things that aren't permitted elsewhere, but I would be disappointed in Kiwi Farms if half the posts after 9/11 (if it had been around then) weren't making fun of New York and incredibly tastelessly funny.

Also, for all the people saying you can't stop a fuckoff huge boat like that, the damn bridge DID stop it. It just suffered a bit of damage doing so.
Like it's ok to think the /pol/tards are annoying, and correct misinformation, but I think it's a tad delusional to think the main reason people join on these thread is to have a serious conversation.
 
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The bridge did what a bridge does, I don't blame the bridge. Fuckoff humungoloid ship was not in the design parameters.
The internet's armchair engineers are fuming that the builders didn't consult them on a Black Swan event that would happen 50 years in the future, and build islands or buffers around the pylons.
 
Man, my whole life bridges have always made me feel uneasy and this seriously does not fucking help, lads.
Fucking hell, that thing just gave way like it was made out of wet tissue paper.
Truss bridges are Fracture Critical structures. Failure of any Critical Member basically guarantees it goes down like a sack of shit.
Either way the lack of tugboats is not a standard way of running a port.
There are very few ports where escort tugs are required for all ships.
If it's Trump they will ABSOLUTELY slow walk it, hoping that they'll get someone in 2028 that they can instead give "credit" to fixing it. If it's Biden they'll do whatever they fucking can to have SOMETHING to photograph before the 2028 elections.
The feds will let a schedule incentivized contract, Kiewit will severely underbid everyone else, and proceed to make more money finishing it ungodly fast than they bid the work for. They are basically famous for this.
Any fish in that water? That's $100,000,000 Fish Sensitivity Study right off the top, for example.
The City of Baltimore killed them all dumping raw sewage in to the upper bay.
you normally just call the dutch
This isn't a big enough job for SMIT Boskolias.
 
I was very irritated by the retard politicians at the news conference this morning. They kept saying it was an “unspeakable tragedy” while speaking about it at a fucking new conference. It’s a giant news event.

An unspeakable tragedy is when their are details so horrifying and terrible they are best left unspoken - like details of people being tortured to death, how a child died in an accident, etc…

A giant bridge collapsing is the opposite of an unspeakable tragedy - it’s a tragedy that’s going to be spoken about endlessly and in great detail. Not just spoken about people are going to watch video of that bridge collapsing millions of times.

Look at this unspeakable tragedy we can’t stop speaking about!
 
Hindsight is 20/20, but shouldn't large ships be towed out of the harbor by tugboats instead of piloted out?
Yes this is a standard procedure for everything from cargo ships, military vessels, and large yachts at many ports. It's also typically a government or insurance regulation as well. Like your port has to use tugboats or have someone from the port on board and in the bridge (pilot house) for any ships coming or leaving port. But some ports are exempt from those regulations and they are allowed to use just a pilot system. Where the port provides a bay pilot to board the ship and help steer and navigate the ship when it is inside the bounds of the harbor. Then when the ship has cleared the harbor or is docked or anchored the bay pilot leaves and returns to shore.

If you've ever been on a cruise ship or are going on one you will see a small boat approach the ship as you are near a port. A pilot will board your ship from that small boat. He will proceed to the bridge and help navigate the cruise ship right to the dock and coordinate things like the mooring lines or anchor usage and passenger disembarking rules. He essentially takes over as captain just for the one procedure because he is responsible and in charge of the port and not anyone captaining even the largest commercial ships.

We'll see if there is a tightening of regulations because of this incident. There were no tugs here. But someone from the port almost had to have been in the ship for it to be allowed to move from the harbor. If they just moved on their own it is insane. Especially if they had power supply or propulsion issues. This is either the perfect conditions for a catastrophic accident. Where the power fails at the absolute worst window of time down to the minute or even seconds. Or some of the worst negligence in recent maritime history. As they piloted an unreliable cargo ship directly at a bridge at 5Knots.
 
I'm gonna be real with you I did not expect a single person taking this seriously, any time a topic gets featured on this website I assume posts with the worst tastes would crop up. I almost always come here for tasteless jokes.

I take this website seriously for information on internet drama gossip, it's not the first place I look for credible academic information on the intricate detailing the structural engineering of a massive disaster. Same thing with Evergreen and Oceangate.
people on kiwi farms in the "very intelligent nothing like A&H" forums overestimate how important their autistic obsession over internet nobodies is. it is very funny and entertaining when a loudmouth creepo streamer has their address and house layout doxed from a door knob or whatever but that is not serious internet business. that is entertainment

conspiracy theories and making fun of niggers and wahmen and nigger wahmen is funny. more please and thank you
 
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