Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I think in a better type of society we'd either just sterilize them and put in a mental hokspital until they die or throw them on some kind of island and let nature take course.

We need to go back to spartan times and just throw weak and ugly babies off a mountain. I'm sick of trannies and sickos everywhere I look.

 

[Halloween23]

Now is the best time for legendary content. We need Josh mocking her like her father while she pisses and screeches from the tub about ellen, jerking off to chaturbate, and his broke dick. There's no kids to be hurt, and puff is gone. Shon was already molested by her so he's an unfortunate casualty but otherwise this is top tier content and better than Josh reading off 1 cent paypal donations and rambling about sickos.

I hope I'm wrong but I don't think that's going to happen. The sea hag loves hitting the mute button. Like 80% of her schizo meltdown last night wasn't even heard because even though she was screaming directly into the camera the dumb bitch had her mic muted.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Certainly can't feel too terrible for him given that he was warned by even his reddit trolls.

You mean the same reddit trolls who 24/7 spam him with texts calling him a pedophile who murders animals for fun? Why would he listen to them?

 

[The Judean People's Front]

I just hope NAL doesn't end up getting him evicted.

Unlikely. The landlord likely knows that Cobes is a retard and that retards by nature are easily taken advantage of. We don't have live streams from the other apartments at The Conquistador, but considering it's low-rent housing in Casper, WY, I'm gonna guess that this shit is peanuts compared to what the police and landlord have seen. No physical violence, for one, and that's huge.

She doesn't have a mile-long criminal record, afaik, unlike other cows, which means that despite her pterodactyl-like screeching and vague threats she probably doesn't ever follow through. She's loud and destructive, but not criminal level. Hopefully the stress from having so many eyes on her for the first time won't push her to do something actually scary to Cobes.

But yeah, I imagine he might get a warning about houseguests and a Talking To from Clint if this goes majorly sideways, but I think Cobes is pretty safely housed.

 

[LonelyEggRoll]

You gotta hand it to the gal. To manically, angrily, spite clean the same 2ft square kitchen for four hours straight, and it still be filthy by the end of it, takes skill.

She didn’t break his window on purpose, you could hear her try to close it because she had just woken up and she was cold, but like everything she interferes with she managed to damage it instantly in the process.

I think she will wake up full of remorse and panic, but it will last a terribly short amount of time, especially when the main focus is 100% on him today for his birthday and she can’t play her pity games for herself.

If he wants to see his friend again today, she pretty much has to let him with no BPD meltdown, because of his birthday, and because she was a bitch last night, and I don’t think she will have the patience for doing that.

I just wish we had a Big Brother style camera set up because we are missing so much gold. I would almost pay for this content it’s so mental. I‘m just a sucker for this sort of white trash, crazy girlfriend drama.

 

[whogoesthere]

You mean the same reddit trolls who 24/7 spam him with texts calling him a pedophile who murders animals for fun? Why would he listen to them?

Annoying isnt it. "people warned him, when they were not sending troll texts, ordering bags of bird food, calling the police and animal services on him, getting his channel temp banned, claiming he is a nazi hate monger child rapist. Oh and the raping of a disabled girl when he was a teen, forgot that one"

Oh they also sent gay men round to his house for sex. I mean the more you think about it the more you remember all the fucked up shit they have done. He would be a retard to listen to them at this point, they openly state they want to hurt him, and some have said they want to see him dead.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I think she will wake up full of remorse and panic

She was already having nightmares, she was twitching and making lots of noises like a dog having a nightmare as she slept. She probably was dreaming about chasing people pushing walmart trolleys and peeing on fire hydrants and cardboard boxes.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

To manically, angrily, spite clean the same 2ft square kitchen for four hours straight, and it still be filthy by the end of it, takes skill

The shots of the linoleum at the base of the oven will give me nightmares for years to come.

How you gonna scrub the vacuum cleaner and the top of the bacon bits container but leave the floor looking like a skeevy movie theater after opening weekend.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

How you gonna scrub the vacuum cleaner and the top of the bacon bits container but leave the floor looking like a skeevy movie theater after opening weekend.

Like Jez said in Peep Show: it's one of those mysteries we'll never fully understand, like Stonehenge.

Nothing really makes sense when you're dealing with someone who willingly pisses in cardboard boxes.

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

I just want a Cobra birthday night stream tonight, for better or worse (most likely worse)

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

I don't understand why she didn't bake him a boglim birthday cake when she was trad larping instead of poorly cleaning. She could have lovingly topped it with Doritos, and then smashed it in his face after fighting the joshie in her head for five hours.

 

[ADHD]

In regards to the whole "Josh deserves NAL" thing I mean kind of? I certainly don't feel pity for him. People warned him many times she was bad news. But do you guys really think Josh was capable of knowing just how mentally ill and destructive NAL was going to be? I don't. I think in his peanut head all he was thinking was "yeaheheth gonna get some pussy FUCK THE TROLLSSSSSSS MOTHERFUCKER"

This is from Feb 3rd. It should sound very familiar.

Despite her saying "Josh isn't even here", he actually was there.

He saw this, he made that "I'm done" video, and yet still he changed his mind and met her in person. He knew what he was getting and so far the product has been exactly as described.

 

[TheTourist]

I don't understand why she didn't bake him a boglim birthday cake when she was trad larping instead of poorly cleaning. She could have lovingly topped it with Doritos, and then smashed it in his face after fighting the joshie in her head for five hours.

She needs coaching. Modern women can't intuit selfless behavior, even if it benefits them in a longer run.

 

[Deez Nuts]

I don't understand why she didn't bake him a boglim birthday cake when she was trad larping instead of poorly cleaning. She could have lovingly topped it with Doritos, and then smashed it in his face after fighting the joshie in her head for five hours.

He would probably have loved a cake more then the passive aggressive cleaning and laundry flooding.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

Bouncing back a bit, what would win? His growing hatred and need to get rid of her, or the people telling him to conced the trolls where right and to break up with the swamp creature ?

 

[Sicko Hunter]

This is from Feb 3rd. It should sound very familiar.
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Despite her saying "Josh isn't even here", he actually was there.
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He saw this, he made that "I'm done" video, and yet still he changed his mind and met her in person. He knew what he was getting and so far the product has been exactly as described.

Which is why I don't feel pity for Josh. He also could call Clint at anytime and he would come get her out of the apartment. I hope he Floordlord's her and she has a brain aneurysm and dies.

 

[Smegward]

fuck copenhagen, all my niggers fuck with outlaw

 

[Slim Boglim]

Random train of thought video between spacing out and looking stressed. Randomly brings up he’d never call the cops or complain on his neighbors no matter how loud they get as a personal rule. Then randomly vaguely mentions “I’m not gonna get into it that’s it social medias business we’re gonna get through this”. If I were to guess I’d say Jessica’s antics got Josh in trouble with his building

Edit: “I appreciate everyone being patient with me for as long as they can… or could. Y’know and I just want to say I’m sorry” oh no bros are we getting married fiction saga two?

 

[中华人民共和国的政治]

Sweet girly dip Cobes, happy birthday!

 

[Grape Garden]

Official Mead Review up: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEv0N6yFhsc

...and they made up.