Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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I wanna say Josh deserves everything this hag throws at him…. but he’s retarded. Like retard insurance excuses him for just following his dick but wtf. Just red flag after red flag, many obvious enough even he sees them.

Landlord def sees worse. Ohh the retard with a dog collar and wand has a schizo over? She screams and random yelling all night?

The couple in 22A smoke meth, physically beat the shit outta each other, ohh and they have a kid.

If she calls him a pedo to his face, or calls him dumb that might break it. He seems sensitive to those insults
 
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Why would anybody willingly involve themselves in lolcow, publicly? There’s so so much more that can go horribly for you than there ever would be to be gained from any of it.

It’s like strapping fireworks to your nuts and lighting the fuse. Yeah, sure, you might not get your nuts blown off but even if your nuts remain intact and unharmed there’s nothing to be gained from putting your ballsack on the line like that aside from being known as the weirdo who almost blew his nuts off.
 
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Slim Boglim said:
Randomly brings up he’d never call the cops or complain on his neighbors no matter how loud they get as a personal rule.
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It's possible neighbors called the cops from her screaming but that's a classic cobes lie. Remember when he yelled at the wall for hours because he thought he heard his neighbors fucking and he believed they were doing it on purpose to bully him about his dry spell. He not only yelled at them through the wall for hours, but bitched about it for days afterwards every time he streamed.
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
It's possible neighbors called the cops from her screaming but that's a classic cobes lie. Remember when he yelled at the wall for hours because he thought he heard his neighbors fucking and he believed they were doing it on purpose to bully him about his dry spell. He not only yelled at them through the wall for hours, but bitched about it for days afterwards every time he streamed.
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This moment is even funnier considering that during their most recent argument Josh was telling Jessica "NO ONE IS STALKING YOU DOODT".

Jessica seems like she veers into the targeted individual shit at times and I'm honestly surprised that Josh hasn't gone there yet, seems like it would play perfectly into his "I'm so famous" bullshit.
 
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Hennimore said:
This moment is even funnier considering that during their most recent argument Josh was telling Jessica "NO ONE IS STALKING YOU DOODT".

Jessica seems like she veers into the targeted individual shit at times and I'm honestly surprised that Josh hasn't gone there yet, seems like it would play perfectly into his "I'm so famous" bullshit.
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he has definitely called out people are gang stalking him but he hasn’t fully embraced it because of the power dynamic. Those “targeted individual” wackos are always the victim and come across as powerless.

Cobes is willing to play the victim to the extent he’ll use his trolls messing with him as an excuse for shit outside of himself like getting in shit at the bar cause people called “I can’t control these fuckers dood” when it’s convenient but he always tries to be the one in control in terms of how it affects him “I have all these people fucking with me but it doesn’t bother me and I rule their sad lives.”

If he went full “people are gang stalking me and around every corner and conspiring against me” he’d no long be able to (believe) he can “convincingly” come across as unbothered and in control over what people try to do to him

Or, I’m thinking too deep into it, and he’s highly regarded
 
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Slim Boglim said:
he has definitely called out people are gang stalking him but he hasn’t fully embraced it because of the power dynamic. Those “targeted individual” wackos are always the victim and come across as powerless.

Cobes is willing to play the victim to the extent he’ll use his trolls messing with him as an excuse for shit outside of himself like getting in shit at the bar cause people called “I can’t control these fuckers dood” when it’s convenient but he always tries to be the one in control in terms of how it affects him “I have all these people fucking with me but it doesn’t bother me and I rule their sad lives.”

If he went full “people are gang stalking me and around every corner and conspiring against me” he’d no long be able to (believe) he can “convincingly” come across as unbothered and in control over what people try to do to him

Or, I’m thinking too deep into it, and he’s highly regarded
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It's been interesting with Jessica over because she has been streaming in other rooms without him knowing and you can hear very clearly that he spends most of his day drunkenly raging about his phone shouting AWOOGA at him 24/7. Jessica has unintentionally destroyed a lot of Josh's copes namely that he has been "working on his anger issues" and that the trolls don't bother him, both have very clearly proven to be untrue.
I did think though that when the Casper Cobra Stompers stuff was going on and people were sliding stuff under his door that he was really going to start veering into targeted individual/gang stalking territory but you're right, it wouldn't fit in with the boy's bad boy rockstar image.
 
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Hennimore said:
I did think though that when the Casper Cobra Stompers stuff was going on and people were sliding stuff under his door that he was really going to start veering into targeted individual/gang stalking territory but you're right, it wouldn't fit in with the boy's bad boy rockstar image.
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To clarify, they were called Casper Cobra Stoppers. Casper Cobra Stompers is the username of an unhinged a-log from Reddit (who was banned from the main King Cobra sub), and he isn't in Casper, he's from Michigan.
 
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Hennimore said:
Jessica has unintentionally destroyed a lot of Josh's copes namely that he has been "working on his anger issues" and that the trolls don't bother him, both have very clearly proven to be untrue.
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We didn't need any confirmation of this but her streams have also further shown his "cutting back on my drinking toobs!" cope he's been pushing since his Christmas arrest is a total lie. He's shitfaced all day everyday. He's a full blown alcoholic drunk as often as he can be.
 
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Sicko Hunter said:
We didn't need any confirmation of this but her streams have also further shown his "cutting back on my drinking toobs!" cope he's been pushing since his Christmas arrest is a total lie. He's shitfaced all day everyday. He's a full blown alcoholic drunk as often as he can be.
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How much do you think he spends per day on booze? Being an alcoholic can be really expensive in some parts of the world (they tax the fuck out of it), but I don't think US&A is one of those.

I'm surprised nobody has told him you can drink hand sanitiser.
 
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I'm surprised nobody has told him you can drink hand sanitiser.
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I'm not going to lie, I saw Jessica pan the bathroom and there was a huge bottle of mouthwash on the counter and I was like...who the fuck is using that? It's going in a mead or he's slamming it the moment he finds it has any ABV.
 
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Orkeosaurus said:
I'm trying to figure out where the fuck jessica is from because nobody in Virginia says "ayyg" (egg) the way cobes and ALR does unless she's just been playing this long con of aping his mild Midwest accent.

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When she wigs out in her rants, she stutters when saying 'it' and 'you', the craziest one I've heard is in this clip, which was after the bathroom incident with pops.
 
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Mister Baranavichy said:
Or vanilla extract, granted you need to be very VERY desperate/low in life to be at this level, but "something something adds flavour to drink combos Josh!" is surprising that has yet to be tried with him.
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I saw a video of some girl on Cops or something that did that, had like 20+ bottles in the back of her car. When I saw it I thought this would be 100% something he would do.
 
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