Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Walrus Spiral]

You mean the same reddit trolls who 24/7 spam him with texts calling him a pedophile who murders animals for fun? Why would he listen to them?

Yeah, you're right. Was just an observation that even the reddit a-logs were warning him.

 

[Thirsty Kitty]

and believes he can control ice machines, thunderstorms, and stop lights with twigs

he can actually do that tho. Praise cobras magic

 

[Chernabog3000]

Unlikely. The landlord likely knows that Cobes is a retard and that retards by nature are easily taken advantage of. We don't have live streams from the other apartments at The Conquistador, but considering it's low-rent housing in Casper, WY, I'm gonna guess that this shit is peanuts compared to what the police and landlord have seen. No physical violence, for one, and that's huge.

She doesn't have a mile-long criminal record, afaik, unlike other cows, which means that despite her pterodactyl-like screeching and vague threats she probably doesn't ever follow through. She's loud and destructive, but not criminal level. Hopefully the stress from having so many eyes on her for the first time won't push her to do something actually scary to Cobes.

But yeah, I imagine he might get a warning about houseguests and a Talking To from Clint if this goes majorly sideways, but I think Cobes is pretty safely housed.

I'm not sure how you could watch the last 24 hours and say that's unlikely. He needs to get that bitch out asap. Idk how many redflags you can ignore but this ain't like the getting drunk and loud and fighting your had or singing to loud. This is a fucking mental health crisis. This a horse you can't saddle there's no pre existing context for this. Nothing and anything could happen. I know you might be thinking, that sounds like cobes, but he aint this. He's naturally disabled. This bitch is unnaturally disabled and fucking unhinged. Josh's psyche is more predictable and probably studied than whatever the fuck this bitch got going on.

The biggest thing here that's differs from the past is most of cobes guests who inhabited the dwelling where just fucking weirdos who were talking shit behind his back and stole things from him. One fucking fight broke out. People get loud in apartments. The cops know he gets trolled they watch his video same with the landlord. Yada Yada. What I'm saying is that's all stuff that was for the most predictable in the realm of the "normal" people who know cobes. All that shit goes out window when you just leave a random fucking women you've know for less that a few months in your apartment as she has a jealousy and duster infused manic episode in your house. This isn't something you can try to predict with the lore past. He did bring this on himself but fuck if it isn't a little nail-biting. Hilarious but I see why people feel bad for him cause this is not a good situation to be in. It could improve immediately that's the nature of these conditions but there's a chance it's just gonna get a lot worse. I don't think you understand what this kinda human is capable of. I don't even think eviction would be the worst of his problems he gonna end up having the floorlord this bitch in self defense. There's is someone very dangerous levels of not only delusion and jealousy but unbridled rage. People have been joking but these are the type of bitches that end up getting physically violent it's all they know. It could not happen. It's like a tornado watch like maybe it don't happen and everything's fine but you should still probably be viligiante in preserving your safety right now wether a tornado come or not. That's what he should do right now like this morning.

I don't wanna doom and gloom like some sort of gay but this is nail biting. Also hilarious.

 

[ASeabear8952]

I hope I'm wrong but I don't think that's going to happen. The sea hag loves hitting the mute button. Like 80% of her schizo meltdown last night wasn't even heard because even though she was screaming directly into the camera the dumb bitch had her mic muted.

I’ll still never forgive her for having the mic muted when Clint was over.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Snip

I maintain that the Landlord has seen worse, running those apartments. Some of you guys have never lived in shitty, cheap, slightly meth-y complexes, and it shows. He may have gotten a call to quiet down, but I maintain that this is all pretty tame in the realm of "Domestics."

Unless you believe words are literallllll violence, then yeah she's violent as fuck. Otherwise she's a low-tier crazy person who I'd certainly not befriend but who I probably wouldn't call cops on.

 

[Heydrich]

Our boy's mead is clearing his sinuses.

 

[Halloween23]

Her repeatedly drinking that toxic mead is some sort of unintentional humiliation ritual.

Cobra chad asserting his dominance.

 

[ADHD]

She looks a lot better than I'd expect after last night.

The day is still young and I imagine there's still a lot of drinking to do. Get your snacks ready.

 

[Bog Boy]

Our boy casually spitting on the floor

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And in a cup

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You missed when he spit on his own leg and wiped it off with his hand twice.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

She looks a lot better than I'd expect after last night.
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The day is still young and I imagine there's still a lot of drinking to do. Get your snacks ready.

It's probably too late to pull together but it'd be fun to have a betting pool/poll for how long til they're fighting again.

 

[Slim Boglim]

She looks a lot better than I'd expect after last night.
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The day is still young and I imagine there's still a lot of drinking to do. Get your snacks ready.

She’s really nutty. When she’s sober and lucid she seems like a perfectly fine and reasonable person and then it’s like a flip of a switch she goes absolutely fucking psycho whore fill in Mrs. Hyde shit

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

more recently, the user "starspangledbogger" is barely one month old, posts almost exclusively in this thread (around 120 posts re: cobra since joining) and seems proud to claim they paid $60 for the big ed cameo last week. coincidentally, big ed said their name is also "aaron." pretty sure this user was also the first person to post "who's this guy" and a headshot when they were out for sushi.

I am new, I'm more embarrassed about the cameo, though. I wasn't sure initially if I should post it here. It was more of an experiment to see what I could cram into the 250 characters and see if all the details would be mentioned (they were). The name Aron was a reference to the fat pedo that Cobra was beefing with at the time of order. By the time the cameo was delivered, pedo Aron's channel was gone and the beef had fizzled out. For what it's worth, I only posted it here, someone else reposted it to Reddit. In the end, I think a lot of people got a laugh out of it. If I could dis-associate myself from the video I would, though.

starspangled sorry if its not you, just calling it as i see it

No problem, I'm not Aaron though. I'm impressed you found his dox (I don't know shit about how to do this for US cunts), I wonder if he's trying to self insert or if he's just being a friend to Cobes. He ran away from Reddit pretty quickly and deleted his account after a lot of negative backlash. His posts if I recall were low effort and written like a dumbass. I can't believe he's into typewriters, he looks like a sad hipster. One detail you may notice in my posts is a mix of bonglandinan and US spelling, making it less likely I'm in the US and A.

starspangled seems to have a lot of previously unknown info suspiciously fast and has all those same habits....

I'm both flattered and horrified. Flattered that my internet detective skills is producing "unknown info suspiciously fast". Horrified that this is how I'm spending my time... I'm just a stupid fuck with too much time on my hands.

Does Cobra know about the existence of the farms? He (and Clint) have mentioned Reddit, but I can't recall ever hearing Cobes mention the farms. NAL knows about it (she had an account here when she was gorlworld trolling).

 

[Thefrogsaregay]

Official Mead Review up: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEv0N6yFhsc

...and they made up.

His penis and lack of self-preservation is always going to win in the end.

 

[T-Ter]

She looks a lot better than I'd expect after last night.
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The day is still young and I imagine there's still a lot of drinking to do. Get your snacks ready.

Cleaned herself up a bit, wearing lingerie, drinking the mead and sitting on his lap... the Holly Homemaker persona didn't work so now she's trying her hand at being the "sexy" gf trope again (like the manic sex-obsessed shit she was doing last visit)? Or could this also be fueled by insecurity (from Cobes' talking about Ellen and her supposedly catching him on chaturbate)? Anything to make his birthday about her, of course.

Her repeatedly drinking that toxic mead is some sort of unintentional humiliation ritual.

Cobra chad asserting his dominance.

Someone had pointed out a few pages back when she originally tried the mead, that she very clearly pretended it was good-- while her physical reaction said otherwise-- and layed it on thick that the reason she couldn't drink it was because SHE couldn't handle the habanero (the only time she's admitted any kind of "fault" lmao), thus avoiding a potential slight/upsetting him by telling him his mead is an undrinkable biohazard.

I wonder if she's actually taking sips or just doing the motion while keeping her mouth closed. Either way, the fact that she's walked that bit back and is apparently drinking it shows how desperate she is to appease him and get back on his good side after the shit she pulled last night.

At least until he stops giving her attention for 10 minutes.

 

[Mushroom King]

I'm just catching up. What was the damage from last night? Did the cops get called? Obviously from the mead video, Josh got a complaint about a demon running amok and throwing shit..

 

[The Judean People's Front]

She should be careful with that mead. It's like how the Dread Pirate Roberts built up a tolerance to iocane powder and so survived ingesting it while it killed Vizzini outright. He has the Boglim Biome protecting him whereas her immune system is unprepared.

 

[shaverinocory]

Cobes knows what he's doing with that mead. He knows he missed out on that Gothie period diarrhea shit so he's trying to foster a NAL butt bomb with his greasy ribs and habanero swill.

She should be careful with that mead. It's like how the Dread Pirate Roberts built up a tolerance to iocane powder and so survived ingesting it while it killed Vizzini outright. He has the Boglim Biome protecting him whereas her immune system is unprepared.

 

[Fishcakes]

Watching both Josh and Methica wince in agony tasting that "mead" is hilarious. She very nearly threw up and Mr Alcoholic barely drank a shots worth of it the entire review.
It must be like drinking thin hot sauce. whoops!

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

Watching both Josh and Methica wince in agony tasting that "mead" is hilarious. She very nearly threw up and Mr Alcoholic barely drank a shots worth of it the entire review.
It must be like drinking thin hot sauce. whoops!

The only non Boglim that would willingly try it would be Steveo.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]