Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[An automatic clown]

https://upstreamreviews.substack.com/p/pay-up-pat

https://archive.is/eEfdR

Nice article about Pats wife paying Quasi

 

[oopsie doodle]

I've been wondering how far the denial could go. If he lost his leg in a drunk driving accident and some brotherman poked him about it, I think he'd actually deny it and double down on that denial. Imagine that monty python black knight scene, but fat and totally unfuckable. I think he would refute any statement that came from someone he perceived as an enemy, no matter what it was. Guy is FASCINATING.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Didn't Shane Nokes disappear from the internet? He was so similar to Pat, internet tough guy claiming all his enemies were doomed in realty just an unemployed overweight loser.

He’s back and he just got doxed. Threatening aunt Leslie and remarking on all her posts shitting on him that she’s making his lawyers very happy. Impotently taking a page from his fat mentor’s retarded book and gonna suuueee her for making fun of a child rape victim (lol). You gotta catch up on the thread it’s pretty good right now.

 

[skol]

Pat seems to me like he took over the nook Dobson was occupying. Both with laughable body (lol) of work, unlikable assholes with weird obsessions. A kind of a cow you could show to your normie friend and they would understand the comedy.

And for some, Pat might seem full. After all, what is there interesting in endless waves of childings. After the initial shock fades off, it really does feel dull. But when the pig does his move, you can be sure it’s gonna be something outstanding.

 

[Slav Power]

Imagine that monty python black knight scene, but fat and totally unfuckable.

No, stalker, you did not just cut my arm off, it's just a flesh wound, and that's why your life is already over. Enjoy prison.

 

[L Ton Tubbard]

Also you're allowed to say our infrastructure is bad, it's not a MAGA opinion or whatever.

Anything that tries to make President Joseph Biden look bad is obviously a Russian disinformation op, child.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Fats is not a day-to-day type of cow for your common feature-reader. He is an artist's cow

I've said it before, I came here for ethan ralph initially I stayed for fatrick

 

[Lieutenant Rasczak]

No, stalker, you did not just cut my arm off, it's just a flesh wound, and that's why your life is already over. Enjoy prison.

Wrong child, I have already defeated you. Enjoy limblessness.

 

[*sigh*]

Wrong child, I have already defeated you. Enjoy limblessness.

Sorry to burst your bubble, but it's not a flesh wound when you're wielding a weapon, stalker.
Assault is assault, and justice will be served cold, like my mother’s heart. Enjoy your time behind bars, child.

 

[joebobmurphy]

Literally nobody here ever said that. At most, people said he had a case that could get past summary judgment.

I really did think he had a strong case. Hell, it had defendants that were more or less saying, in print "yes I am maliciously trying to cause him financial harm by spreading accusations that are flimsy or outright bullshit." Just his fucking luck that he got a judge that dismissed the case to "heal the anime community" even though that should not have been his concern and then slapping him with 300k of debt for not eating his retardation by appealing.

Also, fat fat fat, so now you can't accuse me of derailing the thread.

 

[BulletSpongeRTR]

Now that reflecting on Everything at the End of Pig has concluded, here is a recent patxeet which raised an eybrow
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Two things of note

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1. This nigga accusing him of randomly appears out of nowhere and has never xeeted at fat or replied in any way, nor has he been targeted by one of the troll posts posing as him. Suggesting that the Gospel of Pig is spreading in ways we have not yet seen​

2. The pig for some inexplicable reason addresses him as "Mate" despite the guy being tagged as Portuguese and fat not being British (despite nool's suspicions) nor Australian, suggesting he is either trialling out a new pejorative or has identified this kid as a potential mate​

Fatrick is clearly going for a Civ 5 FFWBT "religious victory" in our time. If he offends the bridge breakers relatives there may be hell to pay though...

 

[Anti Snigger]

Patrick is revealed to be Andy Kaufman, how do you respond?

 

[Sneak Deadly Gangster]

Patrick is revealed to be Andy Kaufman, how do you respond?

Stalker, honestly... Patrick has mastered the art of standup comedy in a way of which that hack couldn't dream. I've also never found Andy Kaufman to be particularly funny...

 

[Anti Snigger]

Stalker, honestly... Patrick has mastered the art of standup comedy in a way of which that hack couldn't dream. I've also never found Andy Kaufman to be particularly funny...

This post is art

 

[An automatic clown]

Patrick is now in a position to lecture us on the compassion our president has for a tragedy four days after cheering on the massive mass murder of over 100 civilians because it hurts Russian oligarchs.

Fuck this fat piece of shit. Go see your daughter.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Fats is not a day-to-day type of cow for your common feature-reader. He is an artist's cow; his very consistency and repetitiveness is the true joy. Sure, he has hilarious soundbytes you can enjoy even if you're not in the lore, but he is eternally consistent in a way that's hard to explain and not necessarily for everyone's taste.

I'm glad that paying quasi hasn't slowed him down a bit.

I can feel my autistic attachment to the hog fizzling out. Pray for me my brothers in fat.

Patrick is now in a position to lecture us on the compassion our president has for a tragedy four days after cheering on the massive mass murder of over 100 civilians because it hurts Russian oligarchs.
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Fuck this fat piece of shit. Go see your daughter.

Never mind. What a bootlicker! Reminds me of that South Park bit where Stan is shown the misery of multimillionaire artists whom he pirated from. “Think of poor old Biden,you bullies hurt his feelings and now he’s eating ice cream in the back of my van now look what you done”.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

I keep pat-tomliming in the voice of Anthony Hopkins' portrayal of Hannibal Lecter. "No Will child,I am NOT incarcerated, in fact I am free in the palace of my mind, while you howevah are entrapped in your vivid delusions, forced to follow your fantasies into the dark abyss, enjoy prison stalker Graham.

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

Patrick is now in a position to lecture us on the compassion our president has for a tragedy four days after cheering on the massive mass murder of over 100 civilians because it hurts Russian oligarchs.
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Fuck this fat piece of shit. Go see your daughter.

You know this is the highpoint of his day, a room-temperature take, sucking down DNC talking points and getting those sweet ass-pat like on a Tweet. He just lives for moments like this, its all that gives him validation for his existence now.
Thank God I'm Not Patrick #TGIMP

 

[Fishmalk Observer]

Pat is Wimp Lo

Mama Raven deliberately raised him wrong, as a joke

 

[Post Reply]

Patrick is, as usual, winning friends and influencing people with his thoughtful and considered political takes on Twitter.