Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Lokenstien]

Should Rekieta get credit for helping an unknown number of people get help for their alcoholism and addictions by exhibiting such a dramatic flailing spiraling sink into the swamps of drug sludge and alcoholic muck?

 

[feral cat #6385]

He's not openly bi. Almost tonguing another dude was just a prank bro. God why can't you incel prudes understand a joke
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This nigga ZESTY. This nigga MOIST. He's got sugar in his tank, he's light on his feet, he's a lil bit fruity, he plays for the other team, he dances at the other end of the floor, this nigga theatrical, this nigga good with colors, this nigga gonna coordinate yo curtains wit yo cushions and that shit gonna look good! This nigga lifts shirts, this nigga on the down low, this nigga be a toilet trader, this nigga gardens uphill, this nigga packs fudge, he's a friend of Dorothy, he feels the love that dare not speak its name, he loves to dance, he's of the Uranian brotherhood, he indulges in the French vice, he has an antipathic sexual instinct, he's fluent in Polari, he's a refugee from Sodom, he's on the wrong bus, he bats for the other team, he's temperamental, he's "one of them"....if you catch my drift.

 

[GaryGray]

Balldo doesn't just exhibit his degeneracy, he's somehow proud of it and wonders why most people find it to be gross.

Similar to transsexuals. After which the reaction is used to justify a persecution complex. This is really the saddest mid life crisis. A man acting like a transsexual.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Talking on a Tuesday, to be followed with whinging on a Wednesday, twitching on Thursday, and Faggot Friday. Don't forget the unofficial, Suck It Sunday w/ STEELTOE!
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He would get more viewers if he went full degen and started snorting coke on stream and talked about fucking dudes instead of these tired, cuckservative topics.

 

[Lokenstien]

He would get more viewers if he went full degen and started snorting coke on stream and talked about fucking dudes instead of these tired, cuckservative topics.

The funny thing is Rekieta is getting easily outpaced by a living-with-his-parents, crack, weed and nicotine addict gambler through number of streams, stream earnings and engagement. An actual unwashed raging house-abuser crackhead is doing better than Nick in every possible way when it comes to the streaming profession.

 

[Sharpeteer]

this dude just wants to talk about fake news and have Nicki read MAGA updates. If not an actual a boomer himself, a boomer in spirit.

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How in the fuck are people not sick of this? The mainstream media being ignorant and irrelevant has been the go-to since over 10 years ago for most political normies. This OldGeezer fella just wants Nick to repeat the exact same thing he reads on X all day every day, and watches on YouTube all day every day.

I'll keep my politics-sperg out of here, but if you're going to continue sticking by Balldo-man, I'd think you'd expect a little more from him. Even when he does Trump/Guns, how do you not see that he hates it? We sure he's not actual boomer? Instead of 30-year-old-boomer meme?

This is a screenshot from the first Nicks' stream I ever watched.
February 5, 2020.
He was talking about DSP with Null, and it was really entertaining (thanks to jersh) Notice how relaxed his face looked.

Dude, that was my first Nick stream as well. That stream is quite "nostalgic" for me:

- My first time seeing Nick and learning who he is
- First time learning who Josh is, and what Kiwi Farms is. First time visiting the site.
- First time really paying attention to DSP. Despite people saying Josh was retarded and didn't know anything about him, I still learned some things about him.
- Several moments that were genuinely hilarious.

This was one of the streams I'd go back to fairly frequently. It's "cozy", makes for great background noise, and feels like two friends just shooting the shit. I can't go back to it now. Nick is so terrible that he ruins his past videos too.

He's not openly bi. Almost tonguing another dude was just a prank bro. God why can't you incel prudes understand a joke

If there weren't any bigger dead giveaway for being gay, it would be non-stop pretending to be gay with your buddies, claiming you're joking. Once or twice, every once in awhile, fine, can be funny if you know how to be funny. Nick is not funny, and the evidence is really stacking against him.

Who here would be comfortable having your friend grope you and put their mouth on you the way those two do? That ever happens, might be time to have THAT conversation with them. "Are you gay?"

Should Rekieta get credit for helping an unknown number of people get help for their alcoholism and addictions by exhibiting such a dramatic flailing spiraling sink into the swamps of drug sludge and alcoholic muck?

I do. While there were several factors that helped me quit the booze, watching his destruction was one of the straws that broke the camels back, thinking that might be how people looked at me IRL when getting shitfaced. Sometimes it takes seeing somebody else ruining themselves to realize that's probably what you look like also, even if others won't tell you right away.

Similar to transsexuals. After which the reaction is used to justify a persecution complex. This is really the saddest mid life crisis. A man acting like a transsexual.

Troons believe trooning out is what they want, and most of all - will cure their unhappiness. It is horrible that so many people with influence in their life will push them to this life-altering decision without even considering the possibility they just need someone to tell them STOP (or pull up).

Do the physical damage to yourself that's now permanent because nobody stopped you, and guess what - you're still miserable. Because surprise, trooning doesn't make whatever depressed you go away.

 

[Lokenstien]

Only a couple minutes in and it already feels like he's pretentiously drunkenly lamenting social media for appealing to extremes. Surely nothing he says tonight will be regretted.

"Allergic to doing stuff" -a choice quote.

These late night streams show just how fucked he is on drugs. Nick is talking about US and Mexico events and is moving around like a fucking spastic barely knowing what he's taking about. This is a night of blackout stimulant abuse that even nick is barely aware is happening while he rants about various Latin American issues.

What a drunken shitshow this stream is.

Also big glass is back.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Pinnacle of health.

 

[polar bear]

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Pinnacle of health.

Oh man I was thinking the same thing, here's my find:


BTW, some moron called LowWaterMark just gifted 50 memberships on YT, and Nick made a big thing out of it. Could anyone please be kind and explain what does that mean in terms of money for Rekieta, like how big of a dono is it?

 

[Lokenstien]

He's drinking rare Mexican whiskey tonight that sent him into near fits due too it's awful taste but he declares it tastes delicious as he convulses and grimaces about it. Because he poured it in a glass he shotgunned it and hopes it stays.

What an alcoholic.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Could anyone please be kind and explain what does that mean in terms of money for Rekieta, like how big of a dono is it?

250 dollars before YT (and possibly Apple's) cut.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

He's 3 streams away pontificating on pedophila acceptance like the true libertarian he is. I think i seen more libertarians being fags/pedos than the sjws.

 

[Kosher Dill]

This nigga ZESTY. This nigga MOIST. He's got sugar in his tank, he's light on his feet, he's a lil bit fruity, he plays for the other team, he dances at the other end of the floor, this nigga theatrical, this nigga good with colors, this nigga gonna coordinate yo curtains wit yo cushions and that shit gonna look good! This nigga lifts shirts, this nigga on the down low, this nigga be a toilet trader, this nigga gardens uphill, this nigga packs fudge, he's a friend of Dorothy, he feels the love that dare not speak its name, he loves to dance, he's of the Uranian brotherhood, he indulges in the French vice, he has an antipathic sexual instinct, he's fluent in Polari, he's a refugee from Sodom, he's on the wrong bus, he bats for the other team, he's temperamental, he's "one of them"....if you catch my drift.

I'm not sure I follow you, but there's definitely something wrong with Nick since he wants to have sex with other men.

 

[Space Pope]

250 dollars before YT (and possibly Apple's) cut.

BTW, some moron called LowWaterMark just gifted 50 memberships on YT, and Nick made a big thing out of it. Could anyone please be kind and explain what does that mean in terms of money for Rekieta, like how big of a dono is it?

Alternatively, like $2 if using the Argentina method. It's been a common troll that has hit people like DSP where using 9000 proxies and VPNs people are able to pay in Argentina fun bucks and it basically is nothing in freedom bucks after YouTube takes their cut.

 

[daffodils]

Mexican President Weaponizes Migrants, Feds Banning Guns and Ammo, Desantis Bans Kids From SocMed

- Preliminaries (0m-16m)
-- "*We're* late but not gonna dwell on it, we're gonna get right into the show..."
-- health update: feels pretty damn good, "Might be allergic to doing stuff" (12m)

- Mexico migrants (16m-1h)
-- the whiskey comes out
-- Nick's last time in Mexico (21m)
-- someone gifts 50 memberships, Nick breaks out the special Mexican whiskey ("100% ancestral corn") for a shot, it's terrible, drinks the whole glass (35m)
-- superchat:"The monkey dances at night." (41m)
-- Crowder; Nick is on the conservative version of Cameo, he just hasn't activated his account; incoherent rambling about repealing the 19th (42m)
-- Camelot in chat, "I saw you place in the top ten, Camelot", pours another glass of whiskey (47m18s)

- Rumble switch and break (1h3m-1h32m)
-- muted
-- superchats by Nick's "favorite Rumble ranter", richardoteam, Montagraph-related, Nick explains why he didn't defame him (1h14m20s)
-- as an amateur cartographer, Nick loves the idea of MAPs going on the wall (1h19m30s)
-- Nick explains social media, "the people who watch you are not necessarily fans" (1h22m)
-- richardoteam:"How about that 5k Locals gift?", Nick:"It's always coming, just like me." (1h24m20s)
-- female teachers having sex with students, conservative moral posturing by Nick (1h26m30m)
-- apparently the whole tangent is about how you shouldn't identify a streamer with his fans

- Guns and ammunition (1h32m-2h38m)
-- Nick's example of self-defense: A giant rapist named Magic Johnson breaks into your house to give you AIDS, in his wheelchair (1h43m40s)
-- "What is up with the Hmong people?" (1h50m30s)
-- "All the men in congress wear panties", tangent about Walmart underwear (1h52m20s)
-- Rolling her in flour to find the wet spot, Nick reminisces about a mission trip [no, it doesn't make sense, but it goes on for ten minutes] (1h54m)
-- Nick used to go to All Saints Church in Lakeville, Minnesota as a kid; institutional indoctrination, sex with horses, ODB didn't die, he's just Michelle Obama (2h3m)
-- Twins in Brazil, Two Girls One Cup (2h8m)
-- Bowie knives are cool as fuck, David Bowie was Nick's hero; "You need at least nine inches on that bitch, and you're not black!" (2h11m45s)
-- GSG for a sick Locals member (2h22m40s)
-- Nick's solution to minors consuming porn:"Wash the socks that are crusty and just ignore it." (2h33m)
-- Maybe Unbreaded tomorrow

 

[Potatoherder]

Great night for rumble and did better than YT($91). richardoteam had another sperg out. Nick said one thing, posted a gofundme. Viewers were good but active chatters were low.

This rant stood out because of Nick lolbertarian brain trying to justify it.

DSPGaming

"I’m not advocating for this, but If pr0n is speech, and you don’t think the government should restrict speech on minors, by your logic shouldn’t minors be able to produce and distribute pr0n?

$1

2024-03-27 02:14:03 -0500 CDT

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Chat Messages: 3209 ( 286 unique users )
Muted: 0
Deleted: 0
Unknown: 1
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StreamURL: https://rumble.com/v4lrx1i-mexican-...ts-feds-banning-guns-and-ammo-desantis-b.html
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[polar bear]

as an amateur cartographer, Nick loves the idea of MAPs going on the wall (1h19m30s)

Nick's solution to minors consuming porn:"Wash the socks that are crusty and just ignore it." (2h33m)

Hol' up. So, according to Nick, MAPs are bad, but when they groom minors by providing them with porn, then parents should just ignore it?

Welp. If that's what he thinks - alcohol-induced pancreatitis arc can't come soon enough, i heard it's rather painful.

 

[JarJar Stinks]

.Why would he do that? It's repulsive. It's disgusting. There's nothing good about it.

Midlife crisis. I know you know this but it's that simple. Normally guys cheat on their wives or want a fast expensive car. Which are both things teenagers do, teenagers (cheat on gf or want a car thats fast and pricey) also do weird things like stick their tongues out around their friends when acting silly. We've all been teens. We remember.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

So he's ghosting Coomalot now?
Funny that he decided to stick his shit into the Vtuber drama for Coomalot less than a year ago and it sped up his spiral downfall into his current state.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

-- the whiskey comes out

Didn't take long.

-- health update: feels pretty damn good, "Might be allergic to doing stuff" (12m)

Yes Nick, we already know you are lazy. Your "heat allergy" has already proven that.

it's terrible, drinks the whole glass (35m)

So bad, better drink it all.

-- Camelot in chat, "I saw you place in the top ten, Camelot", pours another glass of whiskey (47m18s)

Top ten of what? Faggotry?

Nick explains why he didn't defame him (1h14m20s)

You did defame him, child. Enjoy a judgement to pay damages.

-- richardoteam:"How about that 5k Locals gift?", Nick:"It's always coming, just like me." (1h24m20s)

It's never coming, just like Nick's broken dick.

-- Nick's example of self-defense: A giant rapist named Magic Johnson breaks into your house to give you AIDS, in his wheelchair (1h43m40s)
-- "What is up with the Hmong people?" (1h50m30s)

Is this supposed to be funny? Cause, it's not.

-- Maybe Unbreaded tomorrow

Yes, this will definitely save his dying channel.