Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Super Hans v2]

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Has Jack ever complained about, and wtf does he mean by, facial pain? Is this some new fibromyalgia variant piss baby faggots like Jack who don't want to work are going to claim suffering from? Or is this Jack's way of tiptoeing out of the closet?

 

[Helvítis Túristi]

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Facial pain? That can really mean anything. Dental issues, nasal issues, headaches, and other things can cause facial pain. He should be more descriptive, but that's asking for something he can't even do for his reviews. I'm not sure about if it looks like he's getting enough sleep. It's kinda hard to tell when he's a bug eyed freak.

 

[Gulls on Film]

Facial pain? That can really mean anything. Dental issues, nasal issues, headaches, and other things can cause facial pain. He should be more descriptive, but that's asking for something he can't even do for his reviews. I'm not sure about if it looks like he's getting enough sleep. It's kinda hard to tell when he's a bug eyed freak.

FACE PAIN BAD
LESS FACE PAIN GUD

I like how he completely makes up a new metric every week to say how his meat diet is good to own the haters. I want him to add "NUMBER OF FACE OUCHIES" to his weekly updates.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Has Jack ever complained about, and wtf does he mean

I like how he completely makes up a new metric every week to say how his meat diet is good to own the haters.

This is the answer. Jack knows he doesn't have any more mobility to brag about, or any less mushmouth, and that his CBG and BP are just numbers that are unimpressive and very easy to lie about. He could lie about his weight, or claim (but not demonstrate) non-scale victories, but it's obvious that he doesn't look any less fat.

But... his eczema! Which he never mentioned before! It's great now! Same with his "face pain" that he also never mentioned! Eczema isn't any fun, but if that were really what Jack was changing his diet to fix, the decision would be like planting tulips in front of a house that's currently on fire.

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

Not gonna PL too much, but due to family stuff and my ex being a nurse in a memory care facility, the "face pain" is a sign of dementia and/or Alzheimer's. Basically basic functions start shutting down and people can have a "stuck" face where it's in the same expression no matter how they feel. He's scowling/frowning 24/7 and it's physically manifesting.

Eat some veggies Jack. We all hate you but need to see the final form.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

It’s less so a difficult than a money and items issue. Do you really want to spend that cash on all the ingredients to have one drink? You can probably re-use the ingredients for something else but that involves drinking more.

Also the Manhattan is definitely a better drink in my opinion.

A good home bar should have at least one of those liquors not to mention the bitters. And liquor can last for years.

I've got three types of gin in mine depending on what I want to make.

 

[Adamska]

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Nice Diastolic hypotension you stupid lying fuck. Literally would about pass out with that reading, and not something to brag about.

Also a normal person should panic at how wide that number is given it fluctuates between 100 or so. That's literally asking for SIXTH IMPACT or however many he's been through given how that weakens points in the vessels. I really don't get why he throws such a fit and refuses to take any form of Beepee meds at all with shit like this.

And for those wondering about his face pain, it's from his most recent stroke. He had a brain stem one, which in this case has caused his nerves to constantly feel like it's on fire and or tingling. It's actually fucking suffering if you get something like that. So yeah...

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

Nice Diastolic hypotension you stupid lying fuck. Literally would about pass out with that reading, and not something to brag about.

Also a normal person should panic at how wide that number is given it fluctuates between 100 or so. That's literally asking for SIXTH IMPACT or however many he's been through given how that weakens points in the vessels. I really don't get why he throws such a fit and refuses to take any form of Beepee meds at all with shit like this.

And for those wondering about his face pain, it's from his most recent stroke. He had a brain stem one, which in this case has caused his nerves to constantly feel like it's on fire and or tingling. It's actually fucking suffering if you get something like that. So yeah...

The funny thing is that Jack is so proud that the precious bottom number is "gud and dropping". When you consistently have such a wide difference between your top and bottom numbers like Jack does its not a good sign. Some common causes of this are heart valve issues, anemia (unlikely given all the raw meat he eats) or just very stiff athersclerotic blood vessels which I'm guessing is most likely reason Jack does.

 

[Tiresome]

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CLEAN. THE FUCKING. CEILING.

 

[Leftover Mayo]

How the fuck could his blood pressure ever drop too low? He doesn't exercise period and he is severely obese still.

 

[p1138]

His eczema which cleared up after the first week... his face is still "clearing up" 2 and a half months later? And the SHUGUR number... if he'd just stop lying or at least stop coating his chuck roasts in candy... it actually would drop.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

How the fuck could his blood pressure ever drop too low? He doesn't exercise period and he is severely obese still.

I think blood pooling can cause it? If bloods not coming back in circulation, effective pressure is lower. Of course, blood pooling is a really fucking bad thing unless you like blood clots and constant pain.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

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On one of the Saturday streams he said he was going to see his heart doctor in April. I can't wait to see how angry he is after that appointment.

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

On one of the Saturday streams he said he was going to see his heart doctor in April. I can't wait to see how angry he is after that appointment.

He'll just lie and say that the doctor said he was in perfect health.

 

[AltisticRight]

On one of the Saturday streams he said he was going to see his heart doctor in April. I can't wait to see how angry he is after that appointment.

He might get so mad he strokes out.
One can hope.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Meat is a southern staple while his area is known for bourbon and smoking bbq I refuse to accept there's no good steaks around.

Bourbon barbecue sauce would do so well there.

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

I wonder why he's spending so much effort on this. Like yea, its easy, but it still takes time, and Jacks always been pretty fucking lazy. I wonder if Big T is putting the screws to him to make a little money, and suggested trying outside of CWJ. This way he can theoretically make money, and still fuck around and do nothing, but that's a bit too smart for Jack to play the odds on easy AI work.

Literally his entire adult life has been spent on launching endeavors that ultimately fail because he can't properly manage them. This is relatively normal for him. Bear in mind that the entire reason why he even has a YouTube channel to begin with was because it was meant to be a vehicle for him to promote his crap BBQ sauce. Which was his first (and only) somewhat successful startup following a long line of failed ones.

I would say at this point that YouTube has been the worst endeavor of his life. Not only has been the vehicle for public mockery and exposure for who he really is, it has to be among the biggest money pits when you start putting together how much he has spent on it over the years.

 

[Ace of Snakes]

I'm fucking terrible at these. I predicted Biden would bite it inside 6 months to make for Kam so they could crow about it.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

The funny thing is that Jack is so proud that the precious bottom number is "gud and dropping". When you consistently have such a wide difference between your top and bottom numbers like Jack does its not a good sign. Some common causes of this are heart valve issues, anemia (unlikely given all the raw meat he eats) or just very stiff athersclerotic blood vessels which I'm guessing is most likely reason Jack does.

It's absolutely terrible to have such a low number especially when he's got hypertension on the systolic. A good systolic / diastolic range is 120 or less / 70-80. Anything higher than 140 on the upswing and less than 70 on the downswing is a problem. If this fucker actually had 58 on the diastolic he'd be dizzy or feel light headed all the time. Which possibly means his stroke was worse than we thought and he's always feeling "off" but he doesn't do anything about it because he's a retard.

 

[PlasticOwls]

Which possibly means his stroke was worse than we thought and he's always feeling "off"

I figured it was just taken as fact that this latest stroke legitimately knocked his IQ down 10/20 points. Either that, or the stroke practically gave him a partial lobotomy.

Either way, the guy's a melted shell of his former self. At least he's less of a vocal asshole to others.