Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 18.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 26.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 55 15.6%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 137 38.8%

  • Total voters
    353
Same with the balls/no balls, etc.
When he pulled that on Rittenhouse I reached peak disgust with this faggot. This is a guy looking at his life being ruined forever, despite having won his criminal trial, and this skeletal faggot piece of shit is pulling the balls or no balls shit on an obviously uncomfortable Rittenhouse. That was when I began to hate this evil faggot.
 
So much going on in the legal lolcow world. Greer v. Moon, Stebbins v. Moon, Crowder v. Monroe, Bad Dragon v. SinSaint. The lolsuits are flowing like whiskey. If only there was someone to explain these insanities and make clear predictions that will be the opposite of what will happen. Guess it'll just be settling for Potentially Criminal.
 
So much going on in the legal lolcow world. Greer v. Moon, Stebbins v. Moon, Crowder v. Monroe, Bad Dragon v. SinSaint. The lolsuits are flowing like whiskey. If only there was someone to explain these insanities and make clear predictions that will be the opposite of what will happen. Guess it'll just be settling for Potentially Criminal.

Our hero. :winner:

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So much going on in the legal lolcow world. Greer v. Moon, Stebbins v. Moon, Crowder v. Monroe, Bad Dragon v. SinSaint. The lolsuits are flowing like whiskey. If only there was someone to explain these insanities and make clear predictions that will be the opposite of what will happen. Guess it'll just be settling for Potentially Criminal.
I feel like I need to stand up for Nick on this one. I'm sure he'll review Bad Dragon v. SinSaint at some point. I might not know what those two companies do but I have faith that Nick is busy doing extensive research by purchasing and stress testing the differences in their products. When he finally talks about it there will no better expert on whatever the heck Bad Dragon and SinSaint make than Nickolas Robert Rekieta. You can take that to the bank!
 
Redbar comments on Nick Rekieta and what he calls his "disgusting wife".

This story from Aaron Imholte is very interesting. He comments on how when the four of them are out together, Nick and Aaron notice men checking out their wives and smile at it: "We catch people staring, and we're just kinda like, 'Fucking right'."


I feel like I need to stand up for Nick on this one. I'm sure he'll review Bad Dragon v. SinSaint at some point. I might not know what those two companies do but I have faith that Nick is busy doing extensive research by purchasing and stress testing the differences in their products. When he finally talks about it there will no better expert on whatever the heck Bad Dragon and SinSaint make than Nickolas Robert Rekieta. You can take that to the bank!
It seems like the perfect topic for him. He doesn't need to navigate to CNN for the latest Trump news story. He can pull the relevant items out of his Field Kit™ to use as a prop and then talk for HOURS! (Minus the mid-stream mystery break.)
 
when I was a "functional alcoholic," I would get the Rekieta face bruises on my legs, And any part of my body where I bumped into things. Not major bumps but the little shit you do day to day. I think this niggo is melting from day to day alcoholism
 
when I was a "functional alcoholic," I would get the Rekieta face bruises on my legs, And any part of my body where I bumped into things. Not major bumps but the little shit you do day to day. I think this niggo is melting from day to day alcoholism
This makes sense.
 
While I suspected Nick was abusing cocaine for some time I'm pretty sure that nosebleed is a smoking gun. Boozehounds who use blow to "balance out" always crash and burn in spectacular fashion. It's horrible for your brain, your finances, and your social life. This can only end badly for Nick.
 
While I suspected Nick was abusing cocaine for some time I'm pretty sure that nosebleed is a smoking gun. Boozehounds who use blow to "balance out" always crash and burn in spectacular fashion. It's horrible for your brain, your finances, and your social life. This can only end badly for Nick.
Not to mention that it combines to make cocaethylene in your gut which is more toxic than either one alone.

All my kiwicoin on Rekieta Coke theory. He's already used stimulants for his "narcolepsy" (read: daily tiredness from missed rem cycles and lost vitamins.) Coke has that "makes you feel like the smoothest motherfucker in the world" effect that Nick seems to like from his drinking, and I would expect a functional addict to pick up an extra habit when he's bored.
To think, all of this could have been averted if Nick had taken up a hobby back when Null told him to.
 
It may be simplistic, but I still contend that there's a BV (Before Vic) and AV (After Vic) to Nick's life and that Vic's loss to the anime harpies changed him in some fundamentally negative ways. I mean, BV Nick was a champion of the people, going after truly detestable idiots like Shane Holmberg, interviewing Rittenhouse, and supporting conventions like Anime Matsuri. AV Nick seems to've made the guy a doompiller - spiking his alcohol intake, going full-bore on the swingers scene, and possibly starting to use the really hard stuff. You can tell he's aged fifteen years in five and it doesn't seem to be getting any better for him.

I sometimes wonder what Nick would've been like if Vic had won.
 
Coke is not a great fit for Nick’s needs: hours of “amp” for streaming. It doesn’t last very long and now that he’s been caught, he’s going to want fewer bathroom breaks or to eliminate the long breaks entirely.

Calling it now that unless he gets a handle on this, he will break up with Connie and make friends with her retarded, evil cousin with much higher stamina. If he invites Tina over, he can do a rail 30 minutes before stream, staunch the nosebleed, and then be zooted for 5-6-7 hours.

He should get a Vyvanse scrip or, much better, go to rehab. Anyhow, it’s disgusting that he brought that shit into his house with kids there. Disgusting.
 
Calling it now that unless he gets a handle on this, he will break up with Connie and make friends with her retarded, evil cousin with much higher stamina. If he invites Tina over, he can do a rail 30 minutes before stream, staunch the nosebleed, and then be zooted for 5-6-7 hours.
English motherfucker! Do you speak it?
 
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