Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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Twinkletard said:
On one hand, I feel sorry for Bossman's parents, but then I realize they raised this shithead to be this way. Clearly, they never put him in timeout as a child.
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Hey man. Austin's mom said her precious child is actually really caring and sympathetic to those worse off then him. Too bad she didn't realize there's no one worse off in Austin's eyes than himself.
I still love that now Bossman has to add a disclaimer to his suicide threats, it always seems to rile him up even more
 
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Juhlonduss said:
I have finished work on my BossmanJack inspired AI album. Track 10 is an extended version of the country song I posted previously, now with a proper ending and extra lyrics. With that out of the way,
I present to you:
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Bishunomi
An album by Bitch Unomi
All music by Suno AI v3
All lyrics by BItch Unomi except track 1
Track 1 lyrics by Austin Peterson
Artwork by Bing
1. Actual BMJ VOD Transcript 02:20
2. RATS 03:15
3. Soda Pressed, Bro 02:11
4. Prease Herrow To You, Bossman (Theme From Rainbet) 01:46
5. Bishunomi 01:57
6. :lossmanjack: 02:24
7. Fuck My Life 00:25
8. Gimme Da Juice 02:00
9. Derry Christmas 02:00
10. I Love To Gamba (Fuck My Life) 02:57
11. Ode To Nora 02:40
12. Ballad For alys0n 02:50
13. My Final Felt 02:54

BONUS TRACKS (not available on Bandcamp)
14. Ballad For alys0n (Alternate Version) 2:00
15. Prayge To The Gamba Lord 2:00
Streaming/Free Download
Bandcamp | Soundcloud | MediaFire
Lyrics available here
Enjoy, rats.
~~(__3:>
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This is amazing, good work. I can only hope to be as good as you at this one day. Soda Pressed is my favorite.
 
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What's the actual strategy with mines? It seems like anything above 2 matches even at a low 4 mine nets you positive money. Why not just go to 2-3 hits and leave? Is this why Stake pays Bossman so much? Cause regards like me think I can make money?
 
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RatBehaviour said:
Bossman says he will have cancer by the age of 32...
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It's funny because I'm sure that his health will be fucked in the future, but crackheads have an infamous resilience to them. Bossman is going to be the funniest geriatric casino slot zombie someday if he doesn't kill himself in a fit of rage.
 
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Blagher said:
What's the actual strategy with mines? It seems like anything above 2 matches even at a low 4 mine nets you positive money. Why not just go to 2-3 hits and leave? Is this why Stake pays Bossman so much? Cause regards like me think I can make money?
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it doesnt matter what combination of mines you put on the board, or how many squares you open before cashing out, you will always have a negative return rate, thats the most important job a casino has lol, making sure you lose money.

Theres a chance some combinations have a slightly different return rate, for example i think its better in keno to play with high risk instead of low risk, but in both cases the return rate will always favor the casino.

tldr: mamma didnt raise a quitter, holy shitballs keep gambling
 
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Kane lives in death said:
it doesnt matter what combination of mines you put on the board, or how many squares you open before cashing out, you will always have a negative return rate, thats the most important job a casino has lol, making sure you lose money.

Theres a chance some combinations have a slightly different return rate, for example i think its better in keno to play with high risk instead of low risk, but in both cases the return rate will always favor the casino.

tldr: mamma didnt raise a quitter, holy shitballs keep gambling
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I guess, its just weird. It could be because I only watch clips but it seems like Austin is generally pretty "lucky" with being in positive territory with mines. Its just that he always gets greedy at the end.

I guess that's what makes it such a money maker, you think its not hard to get 3 matches but the actual math is atrocious
 
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Blagher said:
I guess, its just weird. It could be because I only watch clips but it seems like Austin is generally pretty "lucky" with being in positive territory with mines. Its just that he always gets greedy at the end.

I guess that's what makes it such a money maker, you think its not hard to get 3 matches but the actual math is atrocious
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The more gems you find the higher the payout is for the next gem you find. There is no strategy to any game besides Blackjack. You can only change the volatility. The house edge on the originals is 1% no matter what you do or how you play
 
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Oh huh. Then its pretty hilarious Bossman will go on runs and THEN increase his stake. Guess he should have learned the law of averages rather than break into peoples' cars in HS.
 
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