Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Syikeblade]

Pooner makes up being constantly made fun of by kids, they always need to be 24 hour victims in everything.

 

[Syikeblade]

Most of the comments here are very telling about how they feel about pooners:
"I would date a trans guy for sure since they’re men. I used to only want to be T4T but now I’m just open to any boy who is respectful and kind hearted. I feel like being strictly T4T leaves me with very limited options since we make up a small portion of the population and I like my relationships happening organically"
I'm sure that's not the only reason.

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Trans guys don't do it for me personally. I dated a couple, 1 for about a year. I like Natal penises a lot. Also they tend to be smaller than me in height/hands etc. Which I'm not a big fan of.

A trans man lectured me about my 'male privilege' as a trans woman. No thanks."
Gay man needs fix of straight man.

This one is the best:
"Honestly, I feel like it would just be another reminder of my own dysphoria even when i’m not feeling it. Like, sure i’m fine, but now you’re uncomfortable, so I’m more aware that I’m uncomfortable when i’d otherwise be fine. It’s the same way I get when i’m around trans people in general, I figure it would be the same in a relationship like that, so I’ve never been interested. I wouldn’t be opposed to trying it, but he would have to be post-op and I don’t really know how that works for men, what they even look like. Maybe a bit shallow but he’d have to pass pretty well, or else i’m not attracted, and honestly I don’t want to get clocked being with him."

 

[Geraldine]

Do you think if a troon hears their dead name yelled that they'll look?

My guess is yes. And if it turns out to be someone else with that name in the immediate vicinity, a week of deep depression follows anyway.

Pooner makes up being constantly made fun of by kids, they always need to be 24 hour victims in everything.

Happened once, and her reaction provoked them to keep it up.
Little devils.

A trans man lectured me about my 'male privilege' as a trans woman. No thanks."

 

[Terfmaster9000]

Not sure if this counts but my gay friend who's on the cusp on trooning out posted this on his Instagram story today:
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It's fascinating and really funny to me how close these people come to the truth without realizing it.
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It's even better when you see this kind of rhetoric coming from one of the biggest gay accounts on Instagram.

A bit off topic, but I find it so bleak that even an account about being gay is a ran by a corpo. Dystopia, etc.

 

[Hassou Tobi]

Don't worry, the doctors are just bigots and there's actually almost no medical differences between men and women!

An article just came out detailing incidents like a TIF's baby died because she was in a car accident and the doctors didn't think to check if she was pregnant because they thought she was a man. Another TIF was severely injured because they intubated her with a male sized tube(?). Medicine and anesthesia dosages vary based on sex, etc. Like...sex is not some irrelevant concept that doctors made up to oppress gorgeous trans women. Ppl who actually know about science have confirmed for me that sex is much more complex than just suppressing T and injecting estrogen which: duh. The fact we even have to say this is bonkers.

Troons are really underestimating the average person's clocking ability. Just because someone doesn't say anything doesn't mean that they pass. I've clocked trannies from the opposite side of a parking lot at night. I've clocked trannies without even looking at them, just vibes and energy were enough and then I turned around. I've clocked trannies by text alone. Call me Gandalf because you shall not pass!

we talk about this a lot, but there's sooo many troons who write they pass, and then I look at a selfie they posted and they don't even pass in that selfie where they manipulated the light and angle. They just don't understand because ppl are polite/don't want HR meeting/IT'S MAAM freak out doesn't mean they pass.

And they say "no, i can tell because I revealed myself to a girl at work and I could tell she was genuinely surprised!!" lol you're underestimating female socialization and how convincing we can be, especially since so many troons are autistic/want desperately to believe they pass anyway,

 

[Blanche]

I've been coming back and laughing at that dude's weird, hairless, scarred up, balloon knot, man made lunch meat vagina for like 20 minutes.

Mcscuse me, how can you tell it's a dudes vagina when they're indistinguishable??

 

[Geraldine]

Remember WeebCunt420, the stoner with expensive glassware?
He was afraid the surgeon would refuse to cut his balls off due to self harm scars?

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/trannies-posting-their-ls-online.149396/page-672#post-17984358

He needn't have worried and he's back after the operation.
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Some people are never satisfied.

But wait. There's more.

Seems like he's getting better. tee hee

 

[Anasa Tristis]

Mom! Dad! If I cut my dick off, I can save you money on insurance!

Few industries are more discriminating and reality based than the insurance industry. And highly sensitive to fraud. I wonder if they have a cautionary sentence or two in their paperwork (or explicit sex and gender ID boxes to fill out) to discourage parents from lying about their "daughters".

I've clocked trannies from the opposite side of a parking lot at night. I've clocked trannies without even looking at them, just vibes and energy were enough and then I turned around. I've clocked trannies by text alone.

Yep. Me too. Evolutionary perception (and tells) in action there.

An article just came out detailing incidents like a TIF's baby died because she was in a car accident and the doctors didn't think to check if she was pregnant because they thought she was a man. Another TIF was severely injured because they intubated her with a male sized tube(?). Medicine and anesthesia dosages vary based on sex, etc. Like...sex is not some irrelevant concept that doctors made up to oppress gorgeous trans women.

Thanks for those. I'll add them to my growing Avoidable TiF Tragedy list. Screwing around with how they are perceived has genuinely dire consequences for pooners sometimes. Especially in medical emergencies, FFS. Eventually people brought to the ER will have to get a DNA test before anything can be done to help them.

What do you do if you (or a vulnerable relative) is in the hospital and a troon CNA walks in to help with personal care?

I live in a deep, nauseating fear of that. I've always been afraid of hospitals and dying in one, but that adds a whole new dimension.

 

[Geraldine]

Tell your sweetie what "she" wants to hear.
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But I am skeptical of the boyfriend's experience with female asses.

 

[Gar For Archer]

Tell your sweetie what "she" wants to hear.
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But I am skeptical of the boyfriend's experience with female asses.

If he’s willingly dating a troon it is pretty safe to say that he is at best a closeted homosexual who is coping about being turned on by a man’s ass.

 

[Hassou Tobi]

Tell your sweetie what "she" wants to hear.
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But I am skeptical of the boyfriend's experience with female asses.

Not a fetish, btw.

 

[BULLY HUNTER_78]

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Tranny gets hacked someone logs into their healthcare account and cancels their ball removal.

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Total L for the hacker. Letting him move forward with the surgery would’ve been more based.

It shows how in touch they are with manual labor that the first job essentially hasn’t existed in the united states for 50 years and the third is filled by 5ft illegals from the parts of mexico that don’t speak spanish


Maybe that’s the reason so many men are installing stink ditches?

No no. You just don’t get it. It is so much harder being a man. A woman lives her life on easy mode. Luckily, SRS works pretty much like Ranma 1/2 and any evidence to the contrary is TERF propaganda.

You’re just jealous moids have hacked the system.

 

[Law]

Gender transition process for girls should include a mandatory minimum six months working in a steelyard, quarry or building sites doing the toughest of manual labor for 12 hour shifts.

If they can do that, then poon out all they want.

In Lamu, in Kenya, female workers actually do put in long shifts with hand tools in quarries. I wonder how many of them identify as men?

Few industries are more discriminating and reality based than the insurance industry.

Are the trans outraged that men get charged more for car insurance? Hilarious if so.

 

[InteracialBowelSyndrome]

Do you think if a troon hears their dead name yelled that they'll look?

"HEY FRANK!"
*Looks*
"Dammit I told you I'm Nariko Aeris now boss!"

 

[monstrous bubo]

And they say "no, i can tell because I revealed myself to a girl at work and I could tell she was genuinely surprised!!" lol you're underestimating female socialization and how convincing we can be, especially since so many troons are autistic/want desperately to believe they pass anyway,

I prefer to think she was genuinely surprised the troon believed he needed to reveal what was patently obvious to everyone.

 

[Law]

I prefer to think she was genuinely surprised the troon believed he needed to reveal what was patently obvious to everyone.

I always figure the troons are delusional enough to think "Huh. Um, ok, whatever floats your boat. I don't think I can say anything else without it being unprofessional." means "ZOMG bestie!! No waaaay I totes thought you were a girl this whoooole time! You're sooooo much prettier than meee!"
Fun Powerlevel: for work I recently had to complete California law sexual harassment and discrimination training. One of the examples used in the training was a transwoman being told he couldn't join a group of female employees for lunch because they told him he wasn't "girly enough." According to the training, this could count as discrimination based on gender identity, a protected characteristic, and the hypothetical troon could file an EEOC complaint (if he could find the time between masturbating and yelling at women on Twitter - unlikely, but this is a fictional scenario).
Some workarounds for this scenario:
"You can't eat with us cause this is only for people in X department/only for employees of more than 5 years experience/we don't know you well enough/some other bullshit that doesn't use the trigger word "girly"."
This legislation means troons will still be excluded because they are creepy weirdoes who are insane, but we just can't tell them why they're being excluded using gendered terms.

 

[Chub Nigga Rat]

What a pathetic excuse for existence, all wrapped up in the false promise of "being their true selves".
But they're not fooling anybody, being trans is the exact opposite of being genuine & authentic. It's a battle against your own body and nature, wasting useless amounts of money on endless plastic surgeries and synthetic hormones. Only the ones with enough cash to burn get to play that silly play pretend game.

 

[Geraldine]

This legislation means troons will still be excluded because they are creepy weirdoes who are insane, but we just can't tell them why they're being excluded using gendered terms.

Always a work around.

 

[Law]

Fun Fact: electrolysis isn't permanent.
These men are being scammed.

 

[The Noticer]

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What a pathetic excuse for existence, all wrapped up in the false promise of "being their true selves".
But they're not fooling anybody, being trans is the exact opposite of being genuine & authentic. It's a battle against your own body and nature, wasting useless amounts of money on endless plastic surgeries and synthetic hormones. Only the ones with enough cash to burn get to play that silly play pretend game.

"One more procedure and I'll finally be a woman"

Fun Fact: electrolysis isn't permanent.
These men are being scammed.

lmfao