Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Maldron the Assassin]

What's the actual strategy with mines? It seems like anything above 2 matches even at a low 4 mine nets you positive money. Why not just go to 2-3 hits and leave? Is this why Stake pays Bossman so much? Cause regards like me think I can make money?

You won't be making a lot that way and eventually you'll slip and hit mine and destroy what little you made. I think mines is good for when a player has large balance and is looking for a game with a good multiplier.

 

[RougeRed]

Oh huh. Then its pretty hilarious Bossman will go on runs and THEN increase his stake. Guess he should have learned the law of averages rather than break into peoples' cars in HS.

Still doesn't matter. Your last bet doesn't affect your next one. The law of averages doesn't apply to probability.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

Felt compilation from the last 12 hours of streams. 7 minutes of pure felt
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@Magical Negro The door was never on the hinges. It doesn't fit. It has been propped up against the wall, and recently the doorway, for over a month

Bonus GIF. This is your mind on Dice (and crack)
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It hasn't been even attached yet lmao

Thank you for demonstrating my lack of attention to detail because I am a retarded nigger.

 

[Illiterate Construct]

What's the actual strategy with mines? It seems like anything above 2 matches even at a low 4 mine nets you positive money. Why not just go to 2-3 hits and leave? Is this why Stake pays Bossman so much? Cause regards like me think I can make money?

Just like with Keno there isn't a strategy. Imagine you were doing $100 bets, and there was 1 mine amongst 99 gems. You go in with the idea of cashing out after hitting 1 Gem over and over. The problem is the house would pay out less than $1 against your $100 bet if you do that. Even though the chance is small eventually you'll hit that mine and lose the $100 and the house comes out on top in the long run.

Adjusting the amount of mines, gems, the bet, and the payout is all calculated beforehand using that premise. As with any game in a casino there are much more intelligent people than you or I that have made sure there is a mathematical certainty you will lose your money if you play long enough.

 

[A Log in D Tractor 2]

What's the actual strategy with mines? It seems like anything above 2 matches even at a low 4 mine nets you positive money. Why not just go to 2-3 hits and leave? Is this why Stake pays Bossman so much? Cause regards like me think I can make money?

there is no "strategy" that makes any more or less money in the long term, the payouts are set up to give a return of 99% RTP, however you can choose more or less mines to benefit your playstyle. the real best strategy for mines is the one where you're just playing once, due to the way casino games stack the odds against you with continuous play due to the house edge.

the best way to think about it is to pretend the mines UI doesn't exist and hes playing limbo. let's say he does 23 mines 2 gems, $5 bet. hitting 1 gem is like doing a 12.5x limbo, and if it was limbo he would have gotten the $62.50 win. mines effectively lets him forfeit that win, and try again for a 25x, so if he wins that next hit he wins $125 total. However if it was actually limbo and he did a 12.5x then a 50x and won both, he would get $187.50.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Is it just me or are things a bit more unglued than normal for our boy Austin? You know what they say, mo' money mo' problems, and with his newfound wealth Austin has been leveraging more and more into loans than ever before. I feel like we're in for a massive blowout of some sort, the nature and hour of which I cannot say. It just feels like his behavior is escalating alongside his income.

 

[idontfkinknowdude]

Is it just me or are things a bit more unglued than normal for our boy Austin? You know what they say, mo' money mo' problems, and with his newfound wealth Austin has been leveraging more and more into loans than ever before. I feel like we're in for a massive blowout of some sort, the nature and hour of which I cannot say. It just feels like his behavior is escalating alongside his income.

I believe he mentioned today about having loans into the thousands. Not going to end pretty.

 

[Kees H]

oh no.. will Bossman survive this?
"hi can i have a new host/hostess please"
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offscreen reply he wont show it
she said "no", and then she followed up by saying "also, no bonus, as youve already claimed it by the way" when he didnt even ask for a bonus

This was the reply Stake support gave him to this message about a new host:



Just after sending the first message about getting a new host he was angrily typing, going through the VOD he was messaging his host. He was bitching to his host as well, and that fucking BISH told him to gtfo, that there was no other host available, and that he is felted out of any bonus

 

[degengambalar]

I believe he mentioned today about having loans into the thousands. Not going to end pretty.

It's literally not even an issue the problem is bmj is a retard who likely never had to pay any bills in his life. The man supposedly has debt nearing $10,000. He gets paid over $25,000 next week alone(18k kick and 8k stake), that's not including what the paypigs will juice until then.

Any other grown man in his position with that debt doesn't lose sleep over it, your next paycheck can pay off your ENTIRE debt two times over.. He's simply upset because he has to spend money on something other than drugs or gambling.
That makes the bossman sad. Why can't people just give him money without expecting it back? Such a fake ass greedy world we live in

 

[break these cuffs]

This was the reply Stake support gave him to this message about a new host:

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Just after sending the first message about getting a new host he was angrily typing, going through the VOD he was messaging his host. He was bitching to his host as well, and that fucking BISH told him to gtfo, that there was no other host available, and that he is felted out of any bonus

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It's clear to me now that all of Austin's customer service messages get directed to Eddie himself. He is playing a sick game at the expense of our good boy BMJ.

 

[Kees H]

RED ALERT: THE DOOR IS GETTING INSTALLED

Rat dad at work with a fucking nail gun:

 

[break these cuffs]

RED ALERT: THE DOOR IS GETTING INSTALLED

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Rat dad at work:

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He's installing it with a fucking nailgun

 

[TV's Adam West]

DOOR GIVE AWAY 1 2 3

 

[Billy Bong]

He's so hooked on the next rush that he barely produces milk anymore. All or nothing. My prediction is nothing.
We should set a new poll to see how long it takes. I've got the under on one year.

 

[Kees H]

Austin having a normal interaction with his father (spoiler alert: he doesn't have a normal interaction with his father):

Door getting pulled into the frame by ratdad:

Turbofelts being dealt by evil evil Eddie during door installation. His father is hearing all of this

Spoiler: Crack-o-Vision

But Eddie flips the switch due to the door installation bringing Austin good luck, so he's up fat again (and does a retarded arm flex):

Spoiler: Crack-o-Vision

 

[internet friend]

Door getting pulled into the frame by ratdad:

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I like to pretend that his "OH MY GOD HOLY SHIT BALLS" is actually him reacting to the door going in place.

 

[Kees H]

He just showed off his latest stats on Stake, 11.9M wagered



And he got felted out of the balance he had left in his vault so he has to redepo, so he got a little angy, smashed his desk.

Spoiler: Crack-o-Vision

 

[McMitch]

So let me get this straight: ratdad installed a door by nailgunning the hinges to the frame, and then setting the door on the hinges from the wrong side. I honest-to-God can’t tell if ratdad is simply apathetic, or if this is indicative of why BMJ is the way he is?

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Finally, the countdown to door smashing begins.

 

[Silent Seeth]

So let me get this straight: ratdad installed a door by nailgunning the hinges to the frame, and then setting the door on the hinges from the wrong side. I honest-to-God can’t tell if ratdad is simply apathetic, or if this is indicative of why BMJ is the way he is?

Isn't it a pneumatic gun too? So either the Dad's bought the most expensive tool he could and uses it for everything (sunk cost fallacy ala Mr Bossman), or is actually a tradesman and knows this install isn't going to last a couple of felted wrath specials.