Halloween is evil

Doc Cassidy

Doc Cassidy

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Look, I get it. For a lot of you Halloween is a fun day that's been whitewashed with candy. But do you know the real story of Halloween? Do you realize it's against God?

I'm not a teacher so I'll just give it to you straight. Halloween is a pagan holiday. The original idea was that people would wear masks to ward away evil spirits, that's where the idea of wearing costumes comes from. The idea of giving out candy (probably a Jewish concept) is an attempt to hide the fact that the holiday has its basis in satanism.

So if you're thinking about "celebrating" Halloween, think about it first. What would Jesus think?
 
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AnOminous said:
God's, like, gay and stuff. Why does he hate candy?
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Holy shit, how are you so stupid? The candy is used to cover up the Satanic influence behind the entire holiday. The candy is a distraction from the fact that you're literally worshipping Satan by celebrating Halloween.
 
King_Scrotus said:
Halloween is just cultural apropriation of the ancient mexican day of the dead, which the Spanish stole and brought back to europe, just like all 'white culture'.
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NO NO NO! Fuck off with your American bullshit. Halloween goes back to the ancient pagans, all of which technically worshipped Satan, even if they didn't realize it.

That's exactly the point I'm trying to make.
 
IT'S 20 GODDAMN 16 you piece of Shitlord! You think you can cover this institutional racism? News flash, pagans were all part of the Fisher hierarchy of cultural theft, educate yourself~~~
 
Doc Cassidy said:
Holy shit, how are you so stupid? The candy is used to cover up the Satanic influence behind the entire holiday. The candy is a distraction from the fact that you're literally worshipping Satan by celebrating Halloween.
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That's pretty metal.
 
Doc Cassidy said:
NO NO NO! Fuck off with your American bullshit. Halloween goes back to the ancient pagans, all of which technically worshipped Satan, even if they didn't realize it.

That's exactly the point I'm trying to make.
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AnOminous said:
That's pretty metal.
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In that case, disregard depraved Satanist babes, and HAIL VELES!

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King_Scrotus said:
IT'S 20 GODDAMN 16 you piece of Shitlord! You think you can cover this institutional racism? News flash, pagans were all part of the Fisher hierarchy of cultural theft, educate yourself~~~
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Shitlord? Seriously? You're aware I'm a devout MRA, that hardly applies to me.

Get good faggot. Take your feminist bullshit back to Tumblr.
 
AnOminous said:
Satan has all the cool tunes. Have you ever listened to harp music?

You'd be swan diving right out of Heaven into the lake of fire after a couple hours of that shit.
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Harps? You mean the instrument that Angels play in heaven? What the fuck are you talking about?
 
I concur. As a Jew, I took umbrage with some of your views (giving out candy is NOT a Jewish custom, thank you very much.) But American holidays are ruining our way of life. Nobody fasts for Yom Kippur anymore, no-one eats chametz for Passover. They just rather dress up for Halloween or eat chocolate eggs for Easter.
 
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