[Verse]
Bossman Jack, the fastest gambler in the west
He's always on a winning streak, he's the best
But one fateful night, he got high on crack
Lost all his money on blackjack, oh what a drag
[Verse 2]
He used to be the king of the card table
Now he's broke, down on his luck and unable
To get a single win, he's beggin' for juice
But the dealer just laughs, says "Son, you lose"
[Chorus]
Bossman Jack, oh what a sight
Fastest gambler in the day and the night
Now he's cryin' "Fuck my life, what have I done?"
Bossman Jack, your winning days are done (oh-oh) (fuck my life, oh-oh)
[verse 3]
On that fateful night, on the wild wild net
At the biggest saloon, stake dot U S
Bossman Jack would take his stand
Going all in on a blackjack hand
[verse 4]
He needed that money, he really did
A weed fanatic, he can't smoke mid
But there's something else that he must restock
that's Mr. Christmas' finest crack rocks.
(at one hundred dollars a piece, approx.)
[chorus]
Bossman Jack, oh what a sight
Fastest gambler in the day and the night
Now he's cryin' "Fuck my life, what have I done?"
Bossman Jack, your winning days are done (oh-oh) (fuck my life, oh-oh)
[verse 5]
Now one thing to know about Bossman Jack
He's a paranoid man, no doubt about that
When he loses it all, even just a dollar
His fans become rats, so he starts to holler
[verse 6]
And when they're squeakin at his every move
Uploadin his clips to the you tube
He'll rage, yell, shout, whine
raise his hands to the divine...
Then SLAM! on his desk, shouting
!!!FUCK YOU EDDIE THIS IS GROW-TESK!!!!
[chorus]
Bossman Jack, oh what a sight
Fastest gambler in the day and the night
Now he's cryin' "Fuck my life, what have I done?"
Bossman Jack, your winning days are done (oh-oh) (fuck my life, oh-oh)
[outro]