Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Sicko Hunter]

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I don't know some people don't think he's not on some other drug when she's over. Josh doesn't act like that when he's drunk as fuck, he gets loud and starts yelling about whatever he wants to yell at. My money is still on xannies.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

i love how the second NAL starts drinking you can tell the demon is slowly waking up because she starts doing that weird twitch with her face and it just keeps getting worse as time goes on.

 

[Hennimore]

Here we go. Demon is definitely here, she is starting to get worked by chat.

 

[Molly Millions]

 

[anliteralidiot]

I think the demon is starting to wake up.
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something about her head shape, the hair part, and her earlobes, it all reminds me of some Asian demon art and I can't remember which on

Google really wants to tell me it's an ushi-oni, though, they're cow demons
they sometimes take the shape of women, to lure over dudes before attacking and eating them

 

[Slim Boglim]

I don't know some people don't think he's not on some other drug when she's over. Josh doesn't act like that when he's drunk as fuck, he gets loud and starts yelling about whatever he wants to yell at. My money is still on xannies.

Josh doesn’t stream when he’s that drunk, or he does stream that drunk but just passes out. He can’t pass out right now because there’s a demonic hag hanging over his head

 

[bango skank]

I think the demon is starting to wake up.
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I’m a grown ass man over 6 foot tall who is capable of defending himself and still I would not feel safe in the same room as her. Like I would never turn my back to her or let her get in between me and the door. I know he’s retarded but I don't know how Josh can even sleep with her in the apartment.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Josh doesn’t stream when he’s that drunk, or he passes out when he’s that drunk. He can’t pass out right now because there’s a demonic hag hanging over his head

You got a point. I'm just saying, white trash and meds. I guess she'd be fucked up too.

She's definitely keeping his ass up though. Look at her as she looks for another 'one more song'.


No intention of stopping.

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

something about her head shape, the hair part, and her earlobes, it all reminds me of some Asian demon art and I can't remember which on

Google really wants to tell me it's an ushi-oni, though, they're cow demons
they sometimes take the shape of women, to lure over dudes before attacking and eating them

The ancients. They tried to warn us.

 

[Your Landlord]

I was opening the mini player on my phone and the screen got stuck like this for a solid minute.

 

[ADHD]

The babydolls are flowing freely, the demon is gaining power

 

[Slim Boglim]

You got a point. I'm just saying, white trash and meds. I guess she'd be fucked up too.

She's definitely keeping his ass up though. Look at her as she looks for another 'one more song'.
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No intention of stopping.

That’s the biggest thing that leads me to believe it’s not that. Theres no way they would procure pills and only one of them use them they’d both be xann’d out. He’s just really drunk and maybe stoned. If there’s one thing we’ve seen with a third party streaming in Cobes place is that he basically has no circadian rhythm. He stays up way late into the morning and sleeps at random times in the day. Without a schedule or work he probably is just sleeps whenever he gets tired at random ass times but that’s getting fucked with by having some hag there to prod him awake all the time with a nails in a chalkboard “Joshieeee”

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

Some maniac sent them Absinthe??!

 

[Deez Nuts]

I just opened the live and they are both fucking hammered. This is gonna be good.

 

[Incel Death Note]

I’m a grown ass man over 6 foot tall who is capable of defending himself and still I would not feel safe in the same room as her. Like I would never turn my back to her or let her get in between me and the door. I know he’s retarded but I don't know how Josh can even sleep with her in the apartment.

She's terrifying on a Lovecraftian level. I feel like I would be walking through the house and catch her in my peripheral vision in an empty guestroom crawling on all fours, elbows at wrong angles, chittering to herself and trembling in silent laughter. I turn to look at her and she notices me. She stops suddenly and straightens herself. She pretends everything is normal but a change falls over her face, her sunken eyes darkened by an inhuman hatred. She's angry at me because I saw her. She knows I know.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

She was speaking in tongues for a second there... holy shit

 

[ADHD]

Great news! She's not barely even fucking drunk

 

[Sicko Hunter]

 

[The Judean People's Front]

maybe stoned

Definitely stoned. After she had it muted/blackout for a few minutes, she came back and saw chat telling her it was muted. She leaned in, focused her eyes and slurred "I know it's muted. It was muted for a reason. YouTube gives me that option, okayyyyy?"

Then she mumbled about something being really strong, and asked Jawsheeee if he was ok (he said yeah).

No judge. Weed will probably help mellow the situation a bit and the banshee will maybe get sleepy sooner.