Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Tragi-Chan]

But what an opportunity for messing with them!
“Yeah, I’m here for the estradiol script. I started HRT three months ago so I want to go from 1 mg to 2. Thanks, I’ve been voice training for months!”

“It was really hard work to get to where I am, but if you really want it, you’ll work for it. Am I right, girls?”

 

[monstrous bubo]

Re the electrolysis guy: I was going to call bullshit on how much he spent, as even at the top end that’s absurd (one place I looked at that’ll get you more than 150 30-minute sessions). But factor in a combination of it being really hard to remove facial hair this way when there’s testosterone kicking about, and (hugely likely) the clinic rubbing their hands with glee at this eternal income source and so perhaps not being quite as effective as they could be, and yeah, maybe he is being fleeced as much as he claims to be. Good.

It seems totally plausible to me. With electrolysis, you might have to zap the follicle in a few sessions because of where the hair is in the growth cycle. There are thousands of hair follicles in the beard area, so it will take a long time to permanently zap it all. It also pretty hard to be „not quite as effective as they could be” because you feel the tug on the hair and the zap, and they don’t really vary the electricity going in. The major way they could hurt you is poor hygiene, like dirty equipment.

A quick check on the T&H Women at /r/asktransgender suggests 100 hours over two years is about right. Ouch!

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

What is it about communism that attracts the ugliest mongoloids ever? What the fuck do they see in it that they relate to or identify with? Useless people, people with disabilities or with the incapacity to work would be the first ones getting shot.

Alot of them need to bring others down to their level to succeed against the people in the world that can go out and win. It's not about equality it's about the idea that the playing field gets level for them also by virtue of not letting people with skills succeed. Because the current "system" doesn't work for them they think that a sudden policy change that ideally has no competition makes them somehow better due tot he fact that they are mostly "virtue" and philosophy based people because they cant do anything in the real world. Look at the same principals that poet's and artist have. They cant with a fight with their own intrusive thoughts so they just have a false sense of moral superiority and thats about it. If you notice people that go out and accomplish things ( athletes and movie stars ) they dont think this way as they know how the world is.

Their is a whole other echelon to this but I think I got my point across.

 

[TroonFiringSquad]

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It's like looking at an unsuccessful trooned out Stephen Merchant.

 

[SnergenFlergen]

unsuccessful trooned out

That's a tautology.

Alot of them need to bring others down to their level to succeed against the people in the world that can go out and win.

It's the same reason why not a single militant communist/antifa retard/climate activist is well adjusted, happily married, has kids, a successful career, hobbies and other normal interests.

It's one of those lowest common denominator ideologies that attracts the outcasts and weirdos of society, which is why there's so much crossover of communists with trannies, furries and other assorted degenerates. The internet has enabled these people to band together as opposed to fading into deserved obscurity as nature intended.

 

[Procopius]

You fucking forgot. Yeah you seem really fired up about this whole parenthood thing if you're so indifferent to it that you literally forgot to freeze your eggs before having your pussy sewn shut for good.

This woman had her uterus removed. As The Life of Brian, section 24, sub-section B3 tells us. Where's the foetus going to fucking gestate? In a cardboard box?

 

[GumballFapper]

I live in an Arab country I am transgender and very bad things happened to me like kicking my family out of the house and I am in a state of depression and Troma I just want someone every once in a while we talk

If she is in iran she can legally poon out without being thrown from a roof

It's most likely broken ESL grammar and the family was the one who kicked her out, but I like to think that she kicked out her family in pursuit of dood-hood because it's more hilarious

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

idk what happened here but he passes as someone’s stroked out grandma wearing a shitty wig.

He passes as stevie nicks which is accurate because, like all trannies, he likes telling lies telling sweet little lies to everyone he meets

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

I always figure the troons are delusional enough to think "Huh. Um, ok, whatever floats your boat. I don't think I can say anything else without it being unprofessional." means "ZOMG bestie!! No waaaay I totes thought you were a girl this whoooole time! You're sooooo much prettier than meee!"
Fun Powerlevel: for work I recently had to complete California law sexual harassment and discrimination training. One of the examples used in the training was a transwoman being told he couldn't join a group of female employees for lunch because they told him he wasn't "girly enough." According to the training, this could count as discrimination based on gender identity, a protected characteristic, and the hypothetical troon could file an EEOC complaint (if he could find the time between masturbating and yelling at women on Twitter - unlikely, but this is a fictional scenario).
Some workarounds for this scenario:
"You can't eat with us cause this is only for people in X department/only for employees of more than 5 years experience/we don't know you well enough/some other bullshit that doesn't use the trigger word "girly"."
This legislation means troons will still be excluded because they are creepy weirdoes who are insane, but we just can't tell them why they're being excluded using gendered terms.

Can't you just say, "We're off the clock and don't want to have lunch with you so fuck off.".

 

[Det. Frank Washington Esq]

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Life saving care.

"A few months after MY surgery, I had my first full body, mind-altering, earth shattering orgasm. Just hang in there!"

Passing is a literal magic trick, it depends on specific lighting and angles to work the illusion, and it breaks down the longer your are able to observe it.

Why did The Prestige come to mind when I was reading this?

There's a great episode of Botched where Nasser kowtows to the tranny's pronouns in the office and then it cuts to a clip of him correctly sexing the fella while he's unconscious in the operating theatre.

Warms the cockles of my heart every time I see it, because in an OT is one of those places where of damn course your natal sex is going to matter a lot more than your special gender fee-fees. I'd bet/hope Nasser, Dubrow and in fact most surgeons correctly sex their patients where it matters and give zero fucks if they're called on it.

If I was in the medical field I'd get away with misgendering as many troons as I could

We're in an era where the claim is made by natal women that they aren't even being diagnosed correctly by medical professionals, and now this monkey wrench is thrown into the mix. God bless the doctors who are still based at their core.

Workplace bullying is a repeated pattern of behaviour. Those workarounds (if repeated and/or part of a pattern) could potentially give Miss Lovely the basis to apply for an anti-bullying stop order. There is no compensation attached to that, but a lot of vindication for the troon and hassle for everyone else.

Even if she doesn’t get up (either because the behaviour didn’t happen, or it did but doesn’t meet the legal definition of bullying) the employer has to pay to defend it and manage the fallout, which could include:

• performance managing the alleged perpetrators
• rearranging work to minimise the risk of another claim from Miss L
• concurrent or subsequent claims by Miss L of a workplace injury from the behaviours

The alleged perpetrators will be named in the judgment (even if the troon loses) and future employers and loony activists will be able to google your name and find it.

TL;DR fellow Aussies, these workarounds don’t necessarily work here. Try not to arrange stuff in front of teh tranz, and educate yourself on workplace bullying. Do not get yourself named and shamed in a bullying complaint.

So the result of this bullying complaint is essentially a karmic one?

 

[Pickman's Modeling Agency]

One of the examples used in the training was a transwoman being told he couldn't join a group of female employees for lunch because they told him he wasn't "girly enough."

What, they weren't brave enough to write the much more realistic, "No, you're a man," into the script? I guarantee no actual woman had been excluded from a women's group and told it's because she isn't "girly enough". If it's the kind of group that thinks lesbians are icky, there will be different meangirl code words used.

But this is a good illustration of why policing language to this extent will never work. People will still find ways to tell you to fuck off, except now you won't get a truthful answer as to why.

 

[Anasa Tristis]

except now you won't get a truthful answer as to why.

Which is beyond absurd, this requiring and incentivizing outright lying to soothe these problem children. In workplaces, courts of law, etc. It's just nuts. Lying is...oh, I dunno...(checks notes from old school upbringing) maybe just WRONG?

 

[Geraldine]

Coming out without leaving the house.
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Lots of comments of congratulation.
Here's the one with the most Reddit karma:

Well. I'm online almost every day so maybe I have no room to talk but ...

Talk about terminally online!

 

[glue eater]

Why did The Prestige come to mind when I was reading this?

"Vaginoplasty, Mr Angier, is not an exact science...Things don't always go as planned, Mr. Angier. That's the beauty of SRS."

 

[Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH]

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What a pathetic excuse for existence, all wrapped up in the false promise of "being their true selves".
But they're not fooling anybody, being trans is the exact opposite of being genuine & authentic. It's a battle against your own body and nature, wasting useless amounts of money on endless plastic surgeries and synthetic hormones. Only the ones with enough cash to burn get to play that silly play pretend game.

That's what I find hilarious about these people trooning out.

It's already been proven that transitioning does nothing to help your mental state, increases the rate of suicide, causes loss of sexual function and several other medical issues due to hormone misuse, and irreparable bodily harm due to sex organ surgery. And yet it's doctors urging these people to keep going through them.

And why? Because doctors are the only people that benefit from trans surgeries. That man spent 8000 pounds on electrolysis and still looks like a man. Meanwhile, that doctor made 8000 pounds, likely knowing full well that that troon will always be a man and no amount of surgery will change that.

Hormone therapy costs $1500 per month, gender re-assignment surgery costs $30,000+, facial feminization surgery can cost anywhere between $25,000 to $60,000, and breast implants cost anywhere from $5,000 to $10,000. These doctors are making a fucking KILLING with these surgeries (pun intended), and all they have to do is lie to mentally unwell people by telling them that spending thousands of dollars becoming something that you aren't will somehow solve all your mental problems. It's insane how troons keep buying into this shit after so many people de-transitioned upon finding out.

 

[Geraldine]

Because doctors are the only people that benefit from trans surgeries

You're 100% when it comes to why doctors do it, but there's more.
Ruling class institutions both public and private aren't pushing it like crazy just to enrich doctors.

 

[Susanna]

You're 100% when it comes to why doctors do it, but there's more.
Ruling class institutions both public and private aren't pushing it like crazy just to enrich doctors.

At the same time, castrating incels is only good for society. Testosterone is directly correlated with violent crime, as are incels, so removing the former from the latter makes a lot of sense. I just wish they’d do it without throwing women’s spaces and rights under the bus.

 

[Geraldine]

... good for society.

Sure. Castrate them and you have a docile slave for life.
Or at least one who votes your way before checking out.
Right?

One of those good for society castrated incels right here
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And another ...

 

[DSHK]

14 year old girl groomed into pooning out complaining about her friends mom trying to save her. This ones honestly sad. The people pushing this shit should be put to death.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

14 year old girl groomed into pooning out complaining about her friends mom trying to save her. This ones honestly sad. The people pushing this shit should be put to death.

Wow 14 years old and already trooned out, that kid has a long horrible life ahead of them at this rate.

And another ...

Obviously comfort her means pressure her into hot kinky "lesbian" sex

At the same time, castrating incels is only good for society.

I'm all for it, anybody who's entire identity is based on their genitals is obviously a sex pest