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[Geraldine]

Being castrated doesn't stop post op troons from being sex pests. tee hee

 

[Susanna]

Being castrated doesn't stop post op troons from being sex pests. tee hee

Even if it doesn’t kill the libido for most of them, which I doubt, it at least doubles the suicide rate, and thankfully you can’t be a sex pest from beyond the grave.

 

[FarmVille]

Like snapping a rubber band at the site of each individual hair, one at a time. It's tolerable for the goat hairs on the chin of a woman of a certain age, or the baby Fu Manchu moustaches on women of certain ethnicities, but a whole male beard and neck does sound like an awful undertaking.

There aren't any shortcuts for permanent hair removal, though. Anyone who says otherwise is trying to sell you something. I mean, electrolysists too, but at least they aren't lying.

I used to grow a mustache that’d make a pooner cry. Electrolysis hurt like a fucking bitch. My pain tolerance is high but my eyes would be watering and I dreaded sessions. It cost a little over a grand I think and took 6 or 7 sessions.

That’s why all these troons have 5’oclock shadow. They’re not willing to go through the pain actual women will endure to be beard free.

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

14 year old girl groomed into pooning out complaining about her friends mom trying to save her. This ones honestly sad. The people pushing this shit should be put to death.

Well, LEO, if you're a boy, why are you so upset over not being able to attend a girl's sleepover?

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

Well, LEO, if you're a boy, why are you so upset over not being able to attend a girl's sleepover?

Is it a girl's sleepover or a boy's? I wasn't sure which one it was. I like how the mom said she was confused lol. Based mother ftw

Being castrated doesn't stop post op troons from being sex pests. tee hee

Atleast we tried, and they won't be producing any rape spawns to continue the insanity. I wish we'd open up mental hospitals from the 1800s again and just start gathering these freaks up with butterfly nets and tossing them in. Don't we have some military experiments that need live humans to test on? Cosmetic companies could test on troons and leave animals alone. The benefits to society far outweigh the antiwokism of it

 

[Surfin Terf]

Pooner gets entire family kicked out of their house and life turns into a low-budget comedy-horror:
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I live in an Arab country I am transgender and very bad things happened to me like kicking my family out of the house and I am in a state of depression and Troma I just want someone every once in a while we talk​

I live in an Arab country I am transgender and very bad things happened to me like kicking my family out of the house and I am in a state of depression and Troma I just want someone every once in a while we talk

She's in Troma?

Is this her?

14 year old girl groomed into pooning out complaining about her friends mom trying to save her. This ones honestly sad. The people pushing this shit should be put to death.

Tranny posting transphobe's W. Absolutely based mother.

 

[Aunt Carol]

You fucking forgot. Yeah you seem really fired up about this whole parenthood thing if you're so indifferent to it that you literally forgot to freeze your eggs before having your pussy sewn shut for good.

This is exactly why you make a shopping list. Soon as you get home, you remember you forgot the eggs.

The major way they could hurt you is poor hygiene, like dirty equipment.

There's also a concern for poor hygiene after the appointment; you've got tiny little face wounds, and the possibility for ingrowns. Not a big problem for normal people who don't have to be reminded to wash their faces now and then.

I used to grow a mustache that’d make a pooner cry. Electrolysis hurt like a fucking bitch. My pain tolerance is high but my eyes would be watering and I dreaded sessions. It cost a little over a grand I think and took 6 or 7 sessions.

That’s why all these troons have 5’oclock shadow. They’re not willing to go through the pain actual women will endure to be beard free.

Word. In my experience, they charge per quarter hour, with stern reminders about punctuality and appropriate hygiene. My gal charges double for an "in-between-legs rate," and good for her.

It really is a big difference between the amount of hair that troubles a woman, vs the amount of hair in a grown-ass man's beard, so I'm not surprised it's an investment. Note that you, and I, and every ex-hairy woman, paid out of our own pockets for electrolysis once we decided we wanted it. Not being born with a penis means you don't expect free gifts from the medical-industrial complex.

 

[Anasa Tristis]

You're 100% when it comes to why doctors do it, but there's more.
Ruling class institutions both public and private aren't pushing it like crazy just to enrich doctors.

Those institutions push it because according to them humanity no longer has to honor or obey those icky, insulting and oppressing things like natural limits. Or History. Or cultural norms or any kind of collective thinking. Anything goes and nothing matters! Be free!

Identity politics obscures and dismisses class politics. Which works very well for them.

 

[Shiki Ouji]

Another aspect to consider is the arrogance that marxist have, they think that their ideology is the natural conclusion of someone with higher education and intelligence

This. And if they know you have an education or some semblance of intelligence, they will genuinely become flabbergasted when you refute the glorious utopian tenets of Marxist socialism. Their mouths agape, they will insult your capacity to think for yourself and take offense because they also genuinely believe that somehow your beliefs actively cause them harm-- I wish.

 

[countrybumpkin]

 

[Vampirella]

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Uncle Fester nooo.....

 

[Snuckening2]

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Maybe she should paint her tonails? Or a big, girly, pink bow?

what the fuck do these people THINK is gonna happen? The estrogen, a wig and some stripey stockings will transform a 6ft3, 280lb, human thumb of a lubbox into tranny Belle Delphine?

 

[Clyde Cash's Left Teste]

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Get a face tatoo that say's "I'm a Woman, Slut"

 

[behindyourightnow]

Another pooner who doesn't realize she doesn't pass:

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So the other day after work I went to my local for just a few pints and got chatting to this guy. We had been chatting for about an hour and he asked me if I'd like a drink I said yeah why not. When he asked the bartender for my drink he referred to me as "she" to which I turned around and questioned him about it?! He said sorry I thought you were a woman
I generally pass to everyone. I've been on T 8 years, I have a beard, moustache and a deep voice. So this is why I'm confused. I'm slightly overweight and I'm 5ft4 so I wonder if maybe me being short and overweight might make a difference with my hips or something

Has anyone else ever had this?!

And a whole thread full of trans joy:

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Sorry I just need somewhere to put this.

I'm 27 and feel like I never developed a personality. I don't feel like there's anything I like. I don't have any hobbies. No degree no career prospects. Like I genuinely just feel dead inside.

I don't feel like I can really love myself until I'm years on T and have had top and bottom surgery. I hate my body so fucking much. I feel every part of it all the time, there's no escape. I dress and look like shit because I have no idea how to style myself. People look at me in pity. I feel like I've missed out on every social development milestone. I feel like a loser.
My 2nd T shot is supposed to be on Friday, but it might not happen. I used up one of my two vials trying to inject myself for the first time, but I chickened out. Went to my clinic and had them inject me with my second vial. My insurance is really strict with early refills, especially with T being a schedule III drug.

I feel like I could be putting in more effort. I know I should, but I don't have the energy. This sounds insane, but I need to work on actively hating my body more so I have more motivation to go to the gym and change it. I think this is my only ticket out lol.

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I’m younger than you, but ive had a similar experience. I feel so stuck. Sorry for the long comment.

I started socially transitioning when i was 19, right when i was about to start Uni. This meant i was out, presenting as a guy and introduced myself with my chosen name, but i was pre-T. In the past, before i realized i was trans, i would often pass but once puberty hit, and i was in an enviorment with mainly adults, it didn’t work anymore.

I had a really hard time. People had a hard time figuring me out, and i very quickly realized that everyone was making friends, apart from me. My lab partner just could not call me he or him, even though i kept correcting her. And once a professor called out my deadname in front of the whole class, people started using that instead of the name i had introduced myself with. When it came time for exams, my deadname was in big bold letters on the computer screens.

At the start of the year, everyone went on a trip (uni tradition) where people ended up creating boys rooms and girls rooms. I only had one person i really talked to, a girl, who very kindly just pulled me with her into one of the “guys bedrooms” saying “i’ll be the odd one out in here, don’t worry about it”. I ended up going home early. I was riddled with dysphoria, i couldn’t use the showers since they were open and segregated by gender, and thank god i did, because the next day they split people into guys and girls, and one of the guys activities was to pull down their pants and sing “be a man” from mulan.

I ended up dropping out. Not because of the material (BA in chemistry) but because i just felt so isolated. My girlfriend at the time was also incredibly bad for me, which didn’t help. I ended up on T the year after, snd started a degree in a creative field. Now it’s done and i regret it so much. I wish i had been able to transition and life could wait for me. I feel like i’m just now figuring myself out at 24, having been on T for 4 years and 2 years post top surgery. Top surgery really changed me for the better, but now i feel like all my choices have beeb made by a person who isn’t me. It’s strange.

Transitioning might help you with this feeling. You’ve started life a few steps behind, and there’s nothing wrong with starting to become yourself now. It’s not too late, and you are also allowrd to wait longer, while you’re starting your transition. I wish i had given myself more time to just exist while transitioning. You’ll be okay my guy.

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Our timelines are so similar. Dropped out of college from the stress of transitioning. I couldn’t exist on campus without crippling anxiety and dysphoria. i was also cut off monetarily and extremely stressed about money, and transitioning is fucking expensive on top of everything. i ALSO had a girlfriend who was really bad for me and damaging emotionally during part of this time and then she left me while i was in the mental hospital! I haven’t gone back yes though which is weighing on me so so heavy rn and I feel like a complete failure without one. I try to give myself credit for at least making it through while transitioning but it feels like everyone else could do it and I couldn’t. Rough headspace. Also because I’m poor no top surgery so I’m in this painful ass limbo of just kind of waffling about trying not to kill myself and hate myself but! Such is life idk. But yeah love this timeline for us

 

[Standardized Profile]

I'm 27 and feel like I never developed a personality. I don't feel like there's anything I like. I don't have any hobbies. No degree no career prospects. Like I genuinely just feel dead inside.

There is an idea of Careful-Volume5335, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory. Though I can hide my breasts and you can shake my hand and feel flesh weakly gripping yours, I simply am not there. It is hard for me to make sense on any given level. My sex is fabricated, an aberration. I am a noncontingent human being. My gender is sketchy and unformed. All I have in common with men and women, boys and girls, all the confusion I have caused and my utter indifference toward it, I have now surpassed.

 

[The Noticer]

I'm 27 and feel like I never developed a personality.

Every gendernigger ever

 

[Mexican Molotov Marauder]

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Bruh. Dude looks like he should be in a pub in England, screaming at his soccer team on TV to score some fucking goals.

 

[Law]

What, they weren't brave enough to write the much more realistic, "No, you're a man," into the script?

"You can't sit with us at the Lactating Moon Goddess Table. Don't let the door hit your penis on the way out."

The only current troon workplace drama I'm dealing with is my poor friends getting bullied, ripped-off and robbed by a strapping six-foot Cluster B fashion tornado with plastic tits. Because troons are idiots he quit after they caught him stealing, slacking off, and bullying a co-worker so he won't get any unemployment cash to buy sasquatch-sized stripper heels with.
So yeah, an L.
He's causing drama but I told my friends to not engage with him, even if they want to fight back against what he's saying. Just wait for him to implode again at his new job in another few months. My friends learned a hard lesson about trusting a con-man, now they'll probably end up being cynical radfem-allies like me. I learned that sometimes you really have to just play the long game and let men's bad behavior catch up to them. It sucked at first - I got told I hated transpeople, told I had a bad attitude. But I stuck to it - the truth comes out eventually.
Do not hire these people.

 

[Terfmaster9000]

"Don't let the door hit your penis on the way out."

Genuenly stealing this and using it on my coworker next week, thank you.

 

[batteredpancakes]

Young Pooner feels affirmed because she blocked the toilet with her nasty shits.
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kinda funny things happened this week (affirming stuff)
lmao so i blocked the toilet badly (it's very badly built so it has a lot of problems) and my mum and i went out to buy "the biggest plunger [they]'ve got" (hardware store) and the guy said "that'll do for big jobs. jobs like yours" and looked and pointed at me and i was like "yea it's for me" and laughed so thats funny.
we then had to call drain cleaners after that didn't work so as the guy was inspecting he asked me "was it you?" and laughed as he was passing and i said yes and he laughed more. so thats 2 men that assumed it was me who blocked it. like that's such a guy thing right? ofc it's gonna be the teenage son (or the dad) that blocks the toilet. why would it be my mother? (my dad didn't care enough to interfere)

anyways i guess that means i pass well enough even though i'm 18 and i look no older than 14. i recently started T so hopefully i pass even better soon but it's just good to know that i'm being assumed as a male more than i was before. annoying tho cause most tell me i look young and i've been told i'll "milk that" when i'm older. a teacher told me that... she thought i was in the lower school. well at least she assumed i'm a guy.