Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

Lol
While there are Hmong in Vietnam, Nguyen is not a name they really use.
Get your ching chongs right Nick, it's like Racism 103.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

It's hard to say, it sounds like it's incredibly obscure information to know that Jade is a Hmong, which I just learned were a people a minute ago. However... I think the whole Diddler Dax friendship club is getting nervous about Jimbo. A week or two ago Jim sent a 10 dollar super chat to Eric July saying something like, "Congratulations on selling so many comic books!" or something similarly innocent but he's obviously poking at the whole Anti-Rippaverse group. I'm guessing we'll find out Saturday.

There is some context that hasn't gotten yet mentioned yet, which is that Nick's bone to pick with Metokur in fact is the "I hope you make a million dollars" thing.

When Jim brought it up a couple weeks ago, Nick replied and seethed about how he meant it for real before wishing Jim "a million chemos". In that context, wishing every Hmong in a Minnesota a million dollars seems like a deliberate slight. This is the type of passive-aggressive thing that Nick does when he's seething at someone while retaining plausible deniability.

See below:

Jim hopes Nick will wish him a million hat sales after the success of July's comic. Nick responds.

While there are Hmong in Vietnam, Nguyen is not a name they really use.

Yeah this presented a roadblock for me understanding what Nick was trying to say but it's important to remember he is wrong about just about everything.

 

[AltisticRight]

I’m not familiar with this, was this a prostitute or some kind of social media troon he’s following online?

Sweet Minty is a an eros.com verified escort based in Minneapolis. Balldo was following her on Instagram after some kind of long drive and cancelled show.

So speculation wise, he sampled some of that Sweet Minty with his Minnesotan Micro.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

SO FUNNY, he came back in THREE DAYS

 

[3MMA]

I don’t want. To cancel. So. I reschedule.

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

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Well he thinks he's Internet Jesus, might as well rake in the flood of superchats he's going to get on...Easter Sunday, when most people are still spending time with family or getting ready for the week. He might break 200 dollars!

 

[Nate Higgers]

Sweet Minty is a an eros.com verified escort based in Minneapolis. Balldo was following her on Instagram after some kind of long drive and cancelled show.

So speculation wise, he sampled some of that Sweet Minty with his Minnesotan Micro.

I just searched for it in the thread and found the archived version of her page. She almost looks like a nonwhite version of Our Wife, before Our Wife became the lich queen and got hooked on pills+plastic surgeries. Jeez, how grim.

 

[Potatoherder]

Surely he won't miss a show after he set an exact time? Not like he is between 5m and 1h late to ever show he has done. It is also strange he has no idea about family events until the last moment. You have 5 kids to get ready, no way in hell this stuff hasn't been telegraphed ahead by at least a week.

 

[AltisticRight]

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How can one simply forget a major celebration with EXTENDED FAMILY?????

That's how many people?
2+5
+4
+???
That's at least 10 people, assuming their parents are still alive.

For a man with an English literature degree and a law licence, he sure isn't the brightest at lying.

Or he's not lying, he really does have Wernicke-Korsakoff syndrome. This guy also made fun of Biden's memory. It's like a balldo calling the pear of anguish a torture device.

Okay that was a bad joke but at least it's not about women being fat.

 

[trash cat]

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> Shit, I didn't realize I had an early Easter celebration ( with extended family ) tomorrow morning

Translation: I just popped another two Adderall and snorted a third one, so I'm tweaking hard. I look like a drowned rat and I'm hallucinating ceiling cats.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Really stupid move from Nick. There is nothing for him to gain from going after Jim or Jade. It really hasn't worked for anyone that I recall. Although the rest of the video just makes it seem like he is just saying whatever random offensive thing comes to mind.

Especially right before Jim has a stream scheduled. Granted unless Rackets takes to xitter and does something monumentally bathroom break-headed I don't think Jim will even say much about him

 

[Captain Manning]

Breaking news from @elb: Nick Rekieta hopes every Hmong in Minnesota makes a million dollars: "Minnesota has a large Hmong population, I love all of them very dearly, and I wish they all make a million dollars." Is this a shot across the bow at Metokur's wife Jade, a Hmong from Minnesota, or is this just the pointless and meaningless ramblings of a moron who's taken one too many "bathroom breaks"? Who knows!

Is Jade Hmong?

I thought she was ethnically Chinese. I think Jim said that at one point. Ralph famously called her a "greasy Korean," but Ralph is an idiot.

That Nick is a drunken moron is a foregone conclusion, but I dunno if this a shot across Jim's bow so much as it is him being an idiot in general. Unless maybe he thinks she's Hmong. He could be doing this in anticipation of Jim's Easter show.

Seems like a dumb move to pick a fight with Jim. He'll lose.

Really stupid move from Nick. There is nothing for him to gain from going after Jim or Jade. It really hasn't worked for anyone that I recall.

I have never seen it not be a stupid movie for anybody. Jim is one of those guys you really don't want to pick a fight with.

For a while there, it was looking like EVS might start a fight with Metokur over Eric July, but I think he thought better of it.

 

[Anticipointment]

Nick’s parents are in Florida. So it must be with Kayla’s family, who all live nearby, or at least not a far drive. So what is this “prep & travel”? How would a Saturday event stop him from streaming his usual 90 min. article reading show on Friday night? He probably has to travel on Friday night to get the drugs that he will need to get through the family event on Saturday. Assuming there is one, that’s probably a lie anyway.

 

[ChromaQuack]

when most people are still spending time with family or getting ready for the week.

I mean let's be honest here, the kind of person who still watches and superchats Nick will do neither.

 

[BathTubShine]

SO FUNNY, he came back in THREE DAYS

>Didn't realize that I have an early family Easter celebration (with extended family)
Sure drunken druggie... lol, lmao even.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

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How can one simply forget a major celebration with EXTENDED FAMILY?????

That's how many people?
2+5
+4
+???
That's at least 10 people, assuming their parents are still alive.

For a man with an English literature degree and a law licence, he sure isn't the brightest at lying.

Or he's not lying, he really does have Wernicke-Korsakoff syndrome. This guy also made fun of Biden's memory. It's like a balldo calling the pear of anguish a torture device.

Okay that was a bad joke but at least it's not about women being fat.

I CALLED IT! Well... at least the family event part...

I think the cringey jokes and bitch about 'muh family' and 'muh kids' will be on the next stream.

Calling that it will be on Monday or Tuesday. now because he is 'SOOOOO tired' or some shite.

My money is on him going to a co-op Jewish feast for Passover that he had NO IDEA AT ALL they signed up for. The some cringy Jew jokes and maybe one about party games like having a Jesus piñata, 'pin-the-Jesus-to-the-cross', or something...

 

[Captain Manning]

It's funny to me.

If it weren't for the fact that Nick is a disingenuous faggot, who assumes fake personas whenever it suits him, I would have thought he would like the Hmong.

IIRC, their story is they were loyal to the South during the Vietnam War, and a lot of them emigrated here after the commies won (thanks in no small part to US incompetence). Since then, they seem to have done pretty good for themselves economically. Where's the beef?

But hey, Nick also can't stand July doing well for himself, so it fits. This is the same man that seems to think Rumble should pay him a million dollars for turning on a camera. I don't even think Nick believes most of the lolbertarian philosophy he espouses.

Now, if he were talking about the Somalians...

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

Ill take the hit and say nick won't stream this weekend, literally the 2nd biggest holiday for jesus besides christmas meaning anyone with a family won't be doing this this weekend. Therefore can we get a total and comparison for how much he made this month? i'd be shocked if this guy made $1400 this month. his parents must be paying the bills if he hasn't had to alter his choice of whiskey or do anything beyond weird sponsors the few times he does stream then his e celeb career must have just been play money for him. Remember when this guy had so many superchats he demanded a $20 minimum to get yours read immediately? now he's breaking open the champagne for an obvious youtube membership scam that will give him $90 tops.

i'm honestly amazed Nick has enough brainpower to make sure not to whine about finances during the streams yet. Honestly outside of his steel toe appearances he's been doing a lot better at trying to act normal on streams.

Nick doesn’t have the slightest bit of interest in covering the Diddy case.

honestly the last 2 years Nick has gotten such an amazing streak of cases that both fit his degeneracy and need to cover court cases. too bad he hates trial streams. just going full Ethan Ralph and hosting trial streams like a killstream would have been a slam dunk, could have probably roped in other idiots to be his Zidan and Gator

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

i'm honestly amazed Nick has enough brainpower to make sure not to whine about finances during the streams yet. Honestly outside of his steel toe appearances he's been doing a lot better at trying to act normal on streams.

Agree that he has had a lid on his degeneracy a lot more, but that is also a result of him streaming less and staying completely off LOCALS.

I agree with wanting compare the numbers of rants and Superchats from this 'Trump and Guns' content month to the previous sporadic coomer streams. @Potatoherder @Neetorino ?

 

[feral cat #6385]

I sincerely hope that Nick's worst day he had to suck dick and take it up the ass like Justin Bieber with Puff Daddie/y whatever the fuck his name is. Only he liked it. And the "worst day" part was him realizing he had been living a lie all these years and he was in fact a gay man. And could have had a lot more anonymous gay sex if he didn't marry Lady Gollum so now, he is making up for lost time.