Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[eatler]

Why does he type in all caps like that?

 

[JanuaryCyst]

Why does he type in all caps like that?

Part mental retardation, part narcissism.
GET YOU ALLCAPS

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

Why does he type in all caps like that?

Because it’s easier for him to see, he is half blind from the strokes

 

[Bassomatic]

Why does he type in all caps like that?

He's legit so fat even his typing needs to be thicccc

 

[Flonominal88]

Why does he type in all caps like that?

He uses voice to text and probably yells at it

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

Check out the Grill Grate video where he starts a grease fire from cooking on a dirty grill, then has the gall to call the company and complain to them (and they tell him to clean his goddamn grill).

I hadn't seen this one. Oh boy do I hate this son of a bitch. Imagine being the customer service person taking that call. Eternity in Hell would be better than that.
It's a fucking metal grate. How in the hell would this thing affect the flame-ups*5 inches below*to warrant placing that call? What a dumb fat sack of shit. Stroke #7 can't come soon enough.

 

[biggacracka]

You know, a dark thought emerged in my head. I know fatty buys chuck roast because it's cheap but I think he also chose it in this instance because of the name, since his brother is named Charles. Like how he likes Monterey Jack cheese because it has his name in it.
Still surprised he didn't get a Jack Russel dog though

 

[p1138]

I hadn't seen this one. Oh boy do I hate this son of a bitch. Imagine being the customer service person taking that call. Eternity in Hell would be better than that.
It's a fucking metal grate. How in the hell would this thing affect the flame-ups*5 inches below*to warrant placing that call? What a dumb fat sack of shit. Stroke #7 can't come soon enough.

And seriously, all he has to do is spend a couple minutes with a damned normal grill brush, which btw I've never seen in his videos sitting to the side or somewhere else readily available. Scrub the grates, pull them off, sweep the bullshit out of the grill itself, done. 5 minutes of work at the most, to be able to continue spending money on meat instead of grills and smokers.

At this point I wonder if the wood chips or whatever he uses in the smokers is actually doing anything, or if it's just the inevitable thick layer of tar and soot build up that's giving off smoke and "flavoring" the meat.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

I'm pretty positive Jack is praising this because Tucker Carlson did on his recent Russia visit. Jack is incapable for original thoughts or opinions.

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

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I'm pretty positive Jack is praising this because Tucker Carlson did on his recent Russia visit. Jack is incapable for original thoughts or opinions.

A quarter for a cart. Well, that pretty much takes care of a sizable chunk of his yootoob/weirdo etsy store profits for this week. Jagoff'd be better off spending all those weekly profits on a clawfull of gumballs

 

[AnOminous]

5 minutes of work at the most, to be able to continue spending money on meat instead of grills and smokers.

I just thought this. Does this worthless fat tub of pig shit keep buying new grills and smokers because they "stop working" when it's just that he's too lazy (and fat) to clean them? Ever?

 

[Flonominal88]

You know, a dark thought emerged in my head. I know fatty buys chuck roast because it's cheap but I think he also chose it in this instance because of the name, since his brother is named Charles. Like how he likes Monterey Jack cheese because it has his name in it.
Still surprised he didn't get a Jack Russel dog though

Have you seen his full name?

 

[Kosher Salt]

A quarter for a cart. Well, that pretty much takes care of a sizable chunk of his yootoob/weirdo etsy store profits for this week. Jagoff'd be better off spending all those weekly profits on a clawfull of gumballs

It's a quarter deposit. You put in a coin, the mechanism lock the coin and unlocks the cart. When you return the cart, it locks the cart and unlocks your coin. It helps encourage people to leave the carts in the corral where they belong instead of scattered around the parking lot, and it helps discourage homeless people from stealing them to cart around all their earthly possessions.

If you see someone returning a cart, and you need one, it's common to just swap your quarter for their cart, as it saves you both a bit of walking.

 

[biggacracka]

Have you seen his full name?

Whose full name?

 

[Seymour Duncan]

In ways, Jack being a nightmare cook moving to a low grade slop eating pig for decades makes him an easy cow, because not everyone digs into history etc some people just watch a video and will never know Jacks history as an awful human. In a way I envy them, they just see "ha ha fat man bad at chef" They don't know about choking Garret, church chili, scams, etc. To many Jack is just a comical fat man. Older Jack was in ways like how many places show Santa Clause a big ole happy fat guy. He has a wholesome act, one can't deny.

I've said it before, but that layering makes Jack one of my favorite cows. There's a lot of lore to dig into if you're into that but none of it is mandatory, you can just put on a "greatest hits" playlist at a frat party and get instant entertainment without having to study for a bachelor's in cow-ology.

 

[WhoBusTank69]

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I'm pretty positive Jack is praising this because Tucker Carlson did on his recent Russia visit. Jack is incapable for original thoughts or opinions.

Nah, it's a thing that's been done forever but he's making it out to be some esoteric ritual that scares millenials and zoomers

 

[Aunt Carol]

And seriously, all he has to do is spend a couple minutes with a damned normal grill brush, which btw I've never seen in his videos sitting to the side or somewhere else readily available.

Not a grill owner myself, but please be cautious and/or avoid using wire grill brushes. There are so many published cases of wire bristle ingestion/retention, and sometimes it takes people a while to even realize that's what happened to them. Abdominal pain can mean so many things, and the bristles are so small.



Free access, pictures: Grill Brush Bristle Case Series: Three Unique Presentations of Ingested Foreign Bodies (archive). The last one is the scariest: they couldn't find it in an EGD, saw its effects but not the bristle on a CT... and then, months later, the patient somehow told the screening tech that he didn't have any metal foreign bodies in him and had an MRI for unrelated issues. After which the pain, shockingly, recurred.

Well, if Tammy ever reads the thread, there's a fun project for her. There's video evidence of how Jack eats, so it wouldn't even be suspicious if he ended up a case study of a 50-something year old man with several dozen retained grill brush wires. Jack would appreciate it, too: finally, his name is carved into history.

I've said it before, but that layering makes Jack one of my favorite cows.

In Jack's case, wouldn't it be marbling?

 

[Enig]

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I'm pretty positive Jack is praising this because Tucker Carlson did on his recent Russia visit. Jack is incapable for original thoughts or opinions.

Good time to find out Jack's opinion on the french by telling him about the store CNN bowtie man wandered around.

 

[p1138]

Not a grill owner myself, but please be cautious and/or avoid using wire grill brushes. There are so many published cases of wire bristle ingestion/retention, and sometimes it takes people a while to even realize that's what happened to them. Abdominal pain can mean so many things, and the bristles are so small.

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Free access, pictures: Grill Brush Bristle Case Series: Three Unique Presentations of Ingested Foreign Bodies (archive). The last one is the scariest: they couldn't find it in an EGD, saw its effects but not the bristle on a CT... and then, months later, the patient somehow told the screening tech that he didn't have any metal foreign bodies in him and had an MRI for unrelated issues. After which the pain, shockingly, recurred.

Well, if Tammy ever reads the thread, there's a fun project for her. There's video evidence of how Jack eats, so it wouldn't even be suspicious if he ended up a case study of a 50-something year old man with several dozen retained grill brush wires. Jack would appreciate it, too: finally, his name is carved into history.

In Jack's case, wouldn't it be marbling?

Yeah, that can happen...

From halfassing the cleaning of your grill and allowing things to hide in shit, or being one of those types that keeps a grill brush around for far longer than its lifespan. Think about any other cleaning utensils... kitchen sponge, toilet brush, etc. there's a point where it's very obvious its time to throw them out.

If you actually clean your grill, that thing should basically be spotless. No buildup, definitely no rust(seen that fail plenty of times), no burners falling apart on a gas grill, not having the bottom of a basic weber falling out, etc. If you keep things clean and well maintained, it is easier to keep them cleaned and well maintained.

 

[Bassomatic]

I'm a weirdo, I enjoy cleaning my grill something about it is just rewarding feeling. If you're not big on cleaning you can always use alum foil over the grill itself. You don't get the marks clearly but, when doing things that tend to flare up or something that's been marinated it's def handy trick, and as mentioned cleaning is a breeze.

Thinking of the quarter thing remember on some vacation Jr being a faggot and racked up like 2 dollars and acted like he was king shit? Major cringe from cum sock cali.