Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

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Wendy Wheelchair said:
But can you find the hidden Kiwi????
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Nah that's one of those river dolphins mang
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Pooner dolphin? 🤔
 
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Tragon Dirtle said:
I want meaning of responsibility stories. Someone monologue to me about duty. I want someone to explain the feeling of being a good steward to your community like a proud little boyscout and motherfuck why does it feel so heavy?
I have a deep unwavering need to open the door for other people and be seen as a gentleman and WHY do I feel the need to prove myself via NOBLE DEED like I'm trying to prove myself to a knight I want to squire for??
I have never seen mad max but I want to scream WITNESS ME into a PILLOW and guy crying is VERY FRUSTRATING.
Also if you have youtubers that can talk about this shit without being toxic please tell me because at this point I'm just avoiding the whole topic on the internet in general, I'm so repressed rn it would be so easy to follow some toxic masculinity red pill garbage with religious zeal. Like I'm not even watching fight club until I can calm the fuck down.
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I'm getting war flashbacks from my forcemasc deep dive. They all speak in that Tumblry tone of voice or like a woman LARPing as a man but her only exposure to the opposite sex has been boy characters from cartoons.
Aunt Carol said:
I'm surprised that she hasn't seen Fight Club, but mostly because I forget that time moves forward in a linear fashion. Are a certain breed of young men still being annoying about The Boondock Saints or are those the guys who are into the Joker now?

Definitely she should watch a bunch of war movies; that's the sanest thing I've heard a pooner say in a while! From what she says she wants, movies about duty and moral dilemma, I wonder if she'd like The Caine Mutiny. Or Paths of Glory; that's early Kubrick, too. If she can only watch movies in color, there's always something easy like The Hunt for Red October. Poor Sam Neillovich just wanted to see Montana.
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Interesting that she has no true interest in these "male movies" but only wants to be seen like a true and honest male. Why is she being so performative? I thought this was innate. Male brains and male souls just placed in the wrong body? Right?
 
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Slideshow Bill said:
I'm getting war flashbacks from my forcemasc deep dive. They all speak in that Tumblry tone of voice or like a woman LARPing as a man but her only exposure to the opposite sex has been boy characters from cartoons.
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Their only exposure to boys and men are clips of Raiden from Metal Gear on youtube, Andrew Tate and Jordan Peterson. That's why they speak like this.
 
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TismFarmer said:
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🤮Why is their earlobe that colour? 🤮
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Stretched ears are a common pooner thing, she has a black tunnel in hers.
That said looks like she has fuck all skin left so did a really bad job stretching it and surprised its not split

I've not really been able to pinpoint on why Pooners take this look because it's almost entirly unique to pooners like they are not trying to be a smol emo boy or punk or anything they have this weird mess of not exact style choices that are also not exactly masculine either.

At least with MtF troons you know they take the goth look because they skinwalk as the goth girl that rejected them in high school, or even Fujopooners want to be the anime boy.
But these sort just a mystery to me.
 
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TruffleSpark said:
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I mean, you could've done that anyway, but sure.
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Have these girls never met a butch lesbian before, or seen a unisex barbershop? I keep seeing these wildly expensive woke hair salons opening up and saying they'll "affirm your gender" by cutting your hair, as if other hairdressers wouldn't do their hair for like a third of the price.
 
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TismFarmer said:
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Is it the angle or just that I don't have anything to do with muscle bunnies IRL, but is his pec supposed to be that... long? It makes his nipples look like they're almost as low as his elbows...
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Women's pecs are longer and a completely different shape, because the breast tissue attaches to the pec. Women female bodybuilders (the extremely 'roided up type, not the bikini and wellness girls) without breast implants make it really clear how different the pecs are to a man's.
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When you pay thousands of dollars for zippertits because you were too much of a conformist to buzz your hair without pooning out.
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It's the kind of logic that only makes sense to an insane person. Yes, women who don't follow gender roles are treated worse than women who do, and a lot of girls who become TIFs are terrified of breaking social norms. They want to be rebellious but only in a socially approved way. In their minds, they look male so they can conform and rebel at the same time. Ironically, transitioning makes them stand out more than just being a masculine woman. I think it's good for character building to stand out every now and then. It helps build your identity and you won't crumble when your wants or style doesn't match up with others or what others expect from you.
 
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TismFarmer said:
But shouldn't the thin strip of earlobe be pink? Hers looks grey🤮 Did she stretch it too quickly and make it bruised? Is it dying! Is it just really dirty?
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It's so stretched out that it looks like it could snap open. Then again I have no idea if that can happen with stretched ear piercings.
 
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TruffleSpark said:
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I mean, you could've done that anyway, but sure.
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Do women just have zero depth perception and spatial awareness? I know the meme of women being bad drivers and not being able to parallel park, but didn't think reverse parking was included. It's so fucking easy. You just back straight into the spot. Or is this just pooners being shit at literally everything like usual?
 
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Rick The Stick said:
Do women just have zero depth perception and spatial awareness? I know the meme of women being bad drivers and not being able to parallel park, but didn't think reverse parking was included. It's so fucking easy. You just back straight into the spot. Or is this just pooners being shit at literally everything like usual?
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Shits harder when you're short okay. Gotta get the gender affirming seat booster and pedal extenders to improve you're FOV
 
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