Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.3%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 92 26.7%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 53 15.4%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 133 38.6%

  • Total voters
    345
Whilst waiting for delicious seal to swim ashore

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As a spot of good news, the main post of the new OP is 99.8% complete in PG.

Pending technical availability to make the swap (it requires some wizardry because my account is younger than the thread), it will be installed, then I will work on the supplemental posts to capture the FAQ's about Balldo.

Feel free to go and root out typos (with the exception of placeholder text for the supplemental post links that are still a WIP.

Or just tell me I missed something important... But before you do that, please dig through all the spoiler layers of the OP. I have done my best to make it very readable without opening any spoilers, so that people can expand it as much or as little as they like and still get a good grasp of who Nick is.
An Easter miracle! Good job by you buddy, and all else involved. You may be a younger account (as I am), but I fully believe you have the true heart of a Farmer from what I've seen. I'll stop praising like a faggot now and call you an autistic retard, but I'm very excited for the new OP.
 
Is Nick getting that snek tattoo finished before or after he delivers on his promises (locals gift, 24h stream etc..)? My guess is the latter so never, wich is wierd and funny. Also has any one else noticed he has white eyeliner under his eyes to try to hide how black they look? What would his pre stream prep look like? Dye hair, combover, put on makeup, eyeliner take a bump and lfg.
 
Is Nick getting that snek tattoo finished before or after he delivers on his promises (locals gift, 24h stream etc..)? My guess is the latter so never, wich is wierd and funny. Also has any one else noticed he has white eyeliner under his eyes to try to hide how black they look? What would his pre stream prep look like? Dye hair, combover, put on makeup, eyeliner take a bump and lfg.

I am waiting to see how long it goes unfinished. He said he has to travel to California, fly the artist out, or wait about 9-12 months to catch the artist again to get it finished. It would be hilarious if if never does get finished because Nick does not have the money.

I am sure his parents will make sure he does not starve and that he can still LARP as a streamer, but I find it chuck-worthy to consider the idea of him begging his parents for cash to finish the tattoo and them saying 'No'.
 
Why is this retard not taking any kind of hair growth drug? If he lets it keep getting worse it's both going to be harder to reverse at all, and permanent. I mean I do get that he doesn't care at all about his body but all he'd have to do is take pills, which he's already good at.
 
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Why is this retard not taking any kind of hair growth drug? If he lets it keep getting worse it's both going to be harder to reverse at all, and permanent. I mean I do get that he doesn't care at all about his body but all he'd have to do is take pills, which he's already good at.

"I'm already married, so why should I need to keep myself in good health? She's already too invested to leave me, so fuck it. Upkeeping good physical health is more work than I want to do, and she can just deal with it."

I bet it's something like that.
 
Why is this retard not taking any kind of hair growth drug? If he lets it keep getting worse it's both going to be harder to reverse at all, and permanent. I mean I do get that he doesn't care at all about his body but all he'd have to do is take pills, which he's already good at.

Can you snort them? Maybe that puts him off.
 
"I'm already married, so why should I need to keep myself in good health? She's already too invested to leave me, so fuck it. Upkeeping good physical health is more work than I want to do, and she can just deal with it."
But meanwhile she has to get all kinds of cosmetic shit in a desperate attempt to get his limp dick up.

What a worthless homosexual. I doubt she thought she was signing on to be a beard, although his "pretending to be gay" bullshit should kind have been a tipoff.
 
But meanwhile she has to get all kinds of cosmetic shit in a desperate attempt to get his limp dick up.

What a worthless homosexual. I doubt she thought she was signing on to be a beard, although his "pretending to be gay" bullshit should kind have been a tipoff.
No one is holding a gun to her head making her stay.
 
It's very basic.

Cancer patient mocks Balldo.
Balldo no like.
Balldo is a pussy.
Balldo goes after his woman.

Balldo probably can't even tell the difference between Jamaican and Nigerian, let alone the various Asians. He has zero exposure to whatever obscure Hmong gang, or tribe. It's plain, it's simple, he's attacking someone's wife. Simple as.
 
No one is holding a gun to her head making her stay.

Also, no one is forcing her to allow her kids to be in the car while Nick is driving drunk the next morning following a wasted stream. In my eyes, that's the worst thing he does by far, more than everything else. Personal experience thing.

She's worse - fully able to prevent this, but is at best complacent, at worst encourages it. Regardless of whatever theory or thesis is drafted about Kayla's involvement, there is no scenario where she looks good.

Knowing he puts the kids in that situation, but stands by so it can continue. Wouldn't it be just awful is she happened to be in the car when the inevitable drunk crash happened.
 
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Cancer patient mocks Balldo.
Balldo no like.
Balldo is a pussy.
Balldo goes after his woman.
That's pretty Ethan Ralph. Except even Ethan Ralph had the extremely tiny sesame seed-sized balls it took to attack Jim's woman. Nick couldn't even do that directly, he just had to attack her race and ethnicity, while being too pathetic a coward to attack her personally, because that appears to be one of the few things other than child and animal abuse that makes Jim actually angry.

Nick is weak.

Nick is a fool.

Nick is a faggot.

Nick stares at ceiling cats and always picks the advice of the evil one.
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Nick is a non-practicing lawyer.
 
Balldo probably can't even tell the difference between Jamaican and Nigerian, let alone the various Asians.
I'm pretty sure he can tell a Jamaican at a glance because that is his homosexual preference. There is nothing he loves more in his ass than a huge Jamaican cock. A Nigerian would not satisfy him in the least. It has to be a Jamaican. Just look at his social media.
 
It's very basic.

Cancer patient mocks Balldo.
Balldo no like.
Balldo is a pussy.
Balldo goes after his woman.

Balldo probably can't even tell the difference between Jamaican and Nigerian, let alone the various Asians. He has zero exposure to whatever obscure Hmong gang, or tribe. It's plain, it's simple, he's attacking someone's wife. Simple as.
These retards love Alex Stein so you can see why going after a man’s wife is the height of intellectual comedy to them.
 
No one is holding a gun to her head making her stay.
If she's been out of the workforce for years taking care of kids, I don't see a path to leaving Nick and taking care of 5 kids alone. She would have to divorce-rape him pretty thoroughly. Though I would think any judge would take a look at Nick and see that he shouldn't be around his kids, and I doubt he'd fight to keep them since he hates being a father.

I do wonder why she doesn't work now that the kids are all school age. Wonder if Nick wants her home. Just based on his manipulativeness I could see him wanting to control the flow of money coming in.
 
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