Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Sicko Hunter]

He's reviewed some genuine rotgut. Camo-Black is the worst example off the top of my head, that shit is pancreatitis in a can.

The hobos in my city fucking love Camo-black. It's 3 bucks a can and 10.5% ABV so it's perfect for alcoholics.

 

[semitooth]

Cobra reviewing Boone’s Farm is so funny to me. It’s bottom shelf “wine”. I hope he reviews more gut rot alcohols.

also he's clearly drank more than a glass worth of it already

 

[Your Landlord]

The hobos in my city fucking love Camo-black. It's 3 bucks a can and 10.5% ABV so it's perfect for alcoholics.

Same; they brew it here. That shit is even worse than steel reserve. Cheap wine is a million times better than that crap.

also he's clearly drank more than a glass worth of it already.

Define "glass", trole.

 

[AnOminous]

The hobos in my city fucking love Camo-black. It's 3 bucks a can and 10.5% ABV so it's perfect for alcoholics.

Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga
Why you drink so much beer?
Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga
I don't drink beer; I drink malt liquor
'Cause I'm a nigga!

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

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that's the stuff yootoob

Note the corrosion on his glasses. He's got an entropy field surrounding his body at all times.

 

[Incel Death Note]

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that's the stuff yootoob

Goes down smooth toobz

 

[TORtlEMUStRaNSUS]

Yeah it’s really absurd. It’s like seeing a homeless guy showing off a nice new white shirt and being like “fuck that dude somebody should take him down a peg” and throwing coffee on him. How much of a weirdo sadist do you have to be to see somebody living a pretty miserable existence and thinking to yourself “no, no, no, he’s not miserable enough for my tastes I’ve got to do something about this.”

They’re just sickos. They’re that kid that didn’t grow out of pulling the legs off spiders. They get a sick pleasure from being able to anonymously torment a mentally challenged man without repercussion. It’s also why they try so hard to paint him as a truly vile monster. If he’s a monster and an asshole and a criminal then they aren’t tormenting a mentally disabled adult, they’re serving a horrible person their just desserts.

It’s the same reason they get incredibly defensive when you call them out or disprove their made up “crimes” Josh is responsible for and call you a simp, defender, dick rider etc. They need the community to believe Josh is as horrible as they say he is to a) encourage more people to fuck with his life b) so that people don’t question the horrible shit they pull on him and c) so people don’t do the same to them.

I am always amused by the redditors that claim josh is a pedo when he talks about a relationship from high school that he had or something. they act like having a history of interacting with women before you were 18 means you want to fuck 8 year olds.
redditors are truly scum of the earth. should be shot and killed imo

 

[kingsickojfs]

I just called Josh's landlord and said I wanted to rent his apartment. He is being evicted confirmed said he will get back to me after Easter and took my number.

 

[TORtlEMUStRaNSUS]

I just called Josh's landlord and said I wanted to rent his apartment. He is being evicted confirmed said he will get back to me after Easter and took my number.

no source not audio no sauce
calling bullshit

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

I just called Josh's landlord and said I wanted to rent his apartment. He is being evicted confirmed said he will get back to me after Easter and took my number.

You have to kill yourself, nigger

 

[The Judean People's Front]

I just called Josh's landlord and said I wanted to rent his apartment. He is being evicted confirmed said he will get back to me after Easter and took my number.

You gotta go back, man.

One of the two people in this fight is an Autist loser with no friends and a room temperature IQ. The other is King Cobra. Show some respect.

 

[kingsickojfs]

You gotta go back, man.

One of the two people in this fight is an Autist loser with no friends and a room temperature IQ. The other is King Cobra. Show some respect.

I don't see the issue I'm gonna rent the apartment and offer to let cobes stay put for 2x what he currently pays

 

[Mister Uno]

I don't see the issue I'm gonna rent the apartment and offer to let cobes stay put for 2x what he currently pays

Here is your reply. Now fuck off and quit shitting up the thread.

 

[Your Landlord]

I don't see the issue I'm gonna rent the apartment and offer to let cobes stay put for 2x what he currently pays

Hi Jessica and/or aaron.

 

[Slim Boglim]

I just called Josh's landlord and said I wanted to rent his apartment. He is being evicted confirmed said he will get back to me after Easter and took my number.

Better not give us an easy way to get your phone number BOY!

 

[kingsickojfs]

Better not give us an easy way to get your phone number BOY!

Yea you better not try and get that fake burner number I used BOY

 

[Grape Garden]

Hi Jessica and/or aaron.

My first guess was Aaron, but I was going to see how it played out. It can’t be Jessica she would have told our slut whore demongorgen asses to get fucked by our father or something like that.

 

[Hennimore]

Yea you better not try and get that fake burner number I used BOY

You really need a dopamine hit from attention this badly?

Absolutely grim.

Nigger and faggot posting is just how we weed out the Undesirables. If you're dumb enough to be offended, then you shouldn't be here. Mostly works..

This except I unironically hate niggers and faggots.

 

[kingsickojfs]

You really need a dopamine hit from attention this badly?

Absolutely grim.


This except I unironically hate niggers and faggots.

Idk why everyone's acting like I filed the complaint that got him evicted all I did was get information everyone in the community wanted.

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

I don't see the issue I'm gonna rent the apartment and offer to let cobes stay put for 2x what he currently pays

That's really smart, you could live there with Josh while Aaron dicks you down you stupid faggot. Or you could live by yourself and bottom for all the men that Reddit sends your way.