Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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The Judean People's Front said:
Im guessing that Jessica didn't have enough Internets to stream from the cemetery and Cobes wasn't about to go live on his channel.
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That sounds about right. Gotta give Josh credit for realizing how much of a liability Jessica is to his channel getting banned. It would actually suck if he got the banhammer before reaching 100k subs,
 
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Man, I didn't think any Cavaliers were even still alive. I haven't seen someone drive one of these for like 20 years.

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Down From The Champions said:
I think Jessica lives to fight with everyone and everything. Scanning every comment she receives on stream then only reacting to the trolls, badmouthing people in Walmart or the Airport. Just before her and Joshs first big fight you could actually she her look delighted that he gave her a reason to go nuts.
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i think this happens because she is always looking for justification for the things she thinks in her head. for example when she flipped out about josh looking at some blonde cam whore she took that as proof that the thoughts she has about him cheating and looking at better looking younger women were true so that means she have every right to be beyond furious with him because she was right to think that thought she came up with hours earlier while she was laying in bed.

its the same thing when shes reading comments. she is looking for that one comment that proves she is right to feel a set way and react as such. the good comments are not worth reading because who cares about what someone who agrees with her or compliments her is saying.

but that guy who calls her fat and ugly an says josh is cheating on her now that guy could be on to something. but she cant let them know that so she has to fight them. its just as retarded as it sounds.
LonelyEggRoll said:
Did the cake fall, or was it pushed?
That is the big, birthday mystery, and we have to find out.
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the thing that confuses me about this cake situation is that we have a picture of the cake in question. it has evidence of the candles being removed for the picture which implies josh was at least able to blow out the candles. this means the cake was moved for some reason. but why? if the cake was already sitting somewhere they could have very easily cut it while it was in that same location. how can a cake survive long enough for a picture and for josh to blow out the candles but then end up on the floor? something tells me that cake was dropped on the floor by NAL since if i recall they had some form of argument around that area of time i think? but who knows
 
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Agares said:
That sounds about right. Gotta give Josh credit for realizing how much of a liability Jessica is to his channel getting banned. It would actually suck if he got the banhammer before reaching 100k subs,
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The reddit troons are actually trying their hardest to get Josh's channel killed before he hits 100k. They've said as much. Bunch of cock suckers over there.
 
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Sheet cakes are pretty easy to drop, and my guess is that it had a cardboard/flimsy plastic base (being from Walmart) and someone tried to move it without evenly distributing the weight. They'll buckle on ya if you aren't cautious.

Maybe she threw it, ok. But I feel like it's most likely they were trashed and someone attempted to move the cake to cut it or take it out of the fridge and splat.
 
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The Judean People's Front said:
Sheet cakes are pretty easy to drop, and my guess is that it had a cardboard/flimsy plastic base (being from Walmart) and someone tried to move it without evenly distributing the weight. They'll buckle on ya if you aren't cautious.

Maybe she threw it, ok. But I feel like it's most likely they were trashed and someone attempted to move the cake to cut it or take it out of the fridge and splat.
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It was probably her being drunk or high and loosing coordination. Happens to the best of us.

At least it wasn't another spilled drink combo or broken cigarette.
 
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Giant Machine said:
The reddit troons are actually trying their hardest to get Josh's channel killed before he hits 100k. They've said as much. Bunch of cock suckers over there.
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they’re joyless fucks. It’s all in the name of “knocking him down a peg” they’re too rerarded to see that his smugness is a cope to save face over how miserable he is and want him to stop being smug . I don’t know how further the guy can be knocked down.

Bottom line is Cobes acts smug to try and appear like his shitty life and the harassment people dish out doesn’t bother him and because when he actually does show emotional vulnerability he’s relentlessly mocked for it. Retards seethe that he’s not constantly crying and openly miserable at all times so they amp up their harassment to “knock him down a peg” and make him less smug. Cobes in responce puts out a video acting extra smug to show how much it doesn’t bother him. Retards seethe and try to “knock him down a peg”

Repeat ad infinity

Dude had a horrible birthday, got victimized through boghag domestic abuse, is probably getting evicted and it’s still not enough. Cobras a-logs are genuinely sick
 
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Slim Boglim said:
Dude had a horrible birthday, got victimized through boghag domestic abuse, is probably getting evicted and it’s still not enough. Cobras a-logs are genuinely sick
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i seriously believe his a-logs would not be happy even if he was homeless. its not about knocking him down a peg anymore its about making him suffer for even daring to even pretend to be happier than they are. cobras mere existence drives them mad and they will never be happy until he is dead which at that point they will act like they all loved the guy and never once did anything bad.
 
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Bixby Snyder said:
This thread has been put into overdrive. Went from dozen of us to new name every post damn near.

Better be a community announcement on The Farms when our cult leader hits 100K followers!

Praise Cobes magic!

Edit: He’s fat as fuck in the cemetery video
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Too many glass-tapping fgts in general.
Just let the bog self-destruct on his own timetable.
All this "spekulashun" about shit we don't know for sure is so fucking dumb.
 
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Just when I thought things were going bad, they managed to get hilariously worse. I hope the BOY learned a valuable lesson on not sticking your dick in crazy, but I'm not about to hold my breath over it.
 
Slim Boglim said:
Retards seethe that he’s not constantly crying and openly miserable at all times so they amp up their harassment to “knock him down a peg” and make him less smug.
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This is why plebbit is the asshole of the universe. We have nothing on them for sheer joyless faggotry. I generally love to see a smug cow because if they're a true cow, their hubris is going to lead them into a hilarious downfall. These dumb pricks want to take him off the Internet so there's nothing to laugh at. God I hate them.
 
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Slim Boglim said:
Bottom line is Cobes acts smug to try and appear like his shitty life and the harassment people dish out doesn’t bother him and because when he actually does show emotional vulnerability he’s relentlessly mocked for it. Retards seethe that he’s not constantly crying and openly miserable at all times so they amp up their harassment to “knock him down a peg” and make him less smug. Cobes in responce puts out a video acting extra smug to show how much it doesn’t bother him. Retards seethe and try to “knock him down a peg”
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Cobes acting smug shouldn't even register to a normal productive person. His life is so horrific it should just come off as pathetic cope but it genuinely gets his detractors raging for whatever reason.
 
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