Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Mister Baranavichy]

Cobes acting smug shouldn't even register to a normal productive person. His life is so horrific it should just come off as pathetic cope but it genuinely gets his detractors raging for whatever reason.

"How dare he get money from the government and wooden sticks, and do nothing all day but smoke, drink and watch family guy while I have to work at McDonald's!!! I want that ! It's not right reddit!"

 

[Slim Boglim]

Cobes acting smug shouldn't even register to a normal productive person. His life is so horrific it should just come off as pathetic cope but it genuinely gets his detractors raging for whatever reason.

Yeah it’s really absurd. It’s like seeing a homeless guy showing off a nice new white shirt and being like “fuck that dude somebody should take him down a peg” and throwing coffee on him. How much of a weirdo sadist do you have to be to see somebody living a pretty miserable existence and thinking to yourself “no, no, no, he’s not miserable enough for my tastes I’ve got to do something about this.”

They’re just sickos. They’re that kid that didn’t grow out of pulling the legs off spiders. They get a sick pleasure from being able to anonymously torment a mentally challenged man without repercussion. It’s also why they try so hard to paint him as a truly vile monster. If he’s a monster and an asshole and a criminal then they aren’t tormenting a mentally disabled adult, they’re serving a horrible person their just desserts.

It’s the same reason they get incredibly defensive when you call them out or disprove their made up “crimes” Josh is responsible for and call you a simp, defender, dick rider etc. They need the community to believe Josh is as horrible as they say he is to a) encourage more people to fuck with his life b) so that people don’t question the horrible shit they pull on him and c) so people don’t do the same to them.

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

So I was banned from Jessica's channel then unbanned now randomly banned again?

Only reason I was banned was leaving two messages to Boglim Chronicles in a live chat not even referencing her.

Make up your mind Jessica?

If she bans everyone who's commented on everything about Josh since the beginning of time, that means no more trolling, right?

She's kind of ruined streaming for herself, the committed trolls create dozens of accounts just to get that single message through. The only way she can keep doing this and not have a bad time is to move to a platform where the ability to comment is inverted, i.e. by invitation.

But that won't happen. She can't stop hitting herself.

 

[Giant Machine]

"How dare he get money from the government and wooden sticks, and do nothing all day but smoke, drink and watch family guy while I have to work at McDonald's!!! I want that ! It's not right reddit!"

They're SICK OF IT

 

[anliteralidiot]

i seriously believe his a-logs would not be happy even if he was homeless. its not about knocking him down a peg anymore its about making him suffer for even daring to even pretend to be happier than they are. cobras mere existence drives them mad and they will never be happy until he is dead which at that point they will act like they all loved the guy and never once did anything bad.

And there's not even a moral reason for these fuckers to act like that. They use, "oh he's a pedo" for cows like Cyraxx and Daniel Larson as a reason to ruin their lives.

But Cobes isn't a sicko, so it just exposes them for how awful they are.

I hope Cobes gets all the happiness in the world if it means the alogs suffer.

 

[AnOminous]

cobras mere existence drives them mad and they will never be happy until he is dead which at that point they will act like they all loved the guy and never once did anything bad.

No, at that point it will be "WHY DID KIWI FARMS DO THIS?"

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

It’s also why they try so hard to paint him as a truly vile monster. If he’s a monster and an asshole and a criminal then they aren’t tormenting a mentally disabled adult, they’re serving a horrible person their just desserts.

They got very excited when NAL said he was a pedo, hoping that their long held fantasy was true.

NAL has painted a huge target on her back with the $8 dollar machete comment. Going through the comments on her community posts, keeping tabs on the various subreddits, she's in for an awful time going forward. She's nasty but she is being harassed and stalked when she goes online. It would be an awful situation to be in, another negative feedback loop to go with all of her other vices.

No, at that point it will be "WHY DID KIWI FARMS DO THIS?"

When I was looking for more Cobra content and I found the farms, I was worried about joining. I read the articles in the news media, I thought it was full of people "worse than 4chan", but if you look past all the nigger faggot retard language, it's much more reasonable compared to 4chan, Gab, Reddit, even Facebook.

You really can't have an honest conversation on any mainstream internet, unless you have the Right Opinion, and those who have the Wrong Opinion, it's totally fine to wish death and destruction for saying regard or nigger or kids shouldn't cut their dicks and boobs off.

This is the least insane place on the internet in current day, as far as I can tell. But I digress.

 

[Slim Boglim]

And there's not even a moral reason for these fuckers to act like that. They use, "oh he's a pedo" for cows like Cyraxx and Daniel Larson as a reason to ruin their lives.

But Cobes isn't a sicko, so it just exposes them for how awful they are.

I hope Cobes gets all the happiness in the world if it means the alogs suffer.

Personally my favorite Cobes content is when he’s feeling smug and in a good mood. When he’s on top of the world is when he acts the funniest and does the silliest shit. Like when he was vibing and chillin and having a grand ol time deep frying halved avocados with the skin still on an a booger in his nose. Or when he was so excited over his papa John’s order he sat there and recited the ingredients for 20 minutes “papa John’s. You gave me the option to add Alfredo sauce… and I took it.”

Like yeah it’s funny a notable when he’s mad or melting down but that content isn’t sustainable. Not every stream is gonna be Inanimate Object Fight Night

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Personally my favorite Cobes content is when he’s feeling smug and in a good mood. When he’s on top of the world is when he acts the funniest and does the silliest shit. Like when he was vibing and chillin and having a grand ol time deep frying halved avocados with the skin still on an a booger in his nose. Or when he was so excited over his papa John’s order he sat there and recited the ingredients for 20 minutes “papa John’s. You gave me the option to add Alfredo sauce… and I took it.”

Like yeah it’s funny a notable when he’s mad or melting down but that content isn’t sustainable. Not every stream is gonna be Inanimate Object Fight Night

And it's only funny when it happens organically. Trigger him enough with glass tapping and IRL harassment and he stops making content.

 

[Slim Boglim]

And it's only funny when it happens organically. Trigger him enough with glass tapping and IRL harassment and he stops making content.

Exactly Cobes is perfectly capable of fucking himself over and having a meltdown over it he doesn’t need any help. Calling the cops or DoorDash or whatever else whenever he’s live just discourages him from doing shit

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Cobes acting smug shouldn't even register to a normal productive person. His life is so horrific it should just come off as pathetic cope but it genuinely gets his detractors raging for whatever reason.

You see these people on the periphery of all cow pastures. Chantal springs to mind - she seems to truly anger a lot of fat ladies who kinda wish they could have a pet retard Syrian and make money eating themselves to death, too. It's hilarious when it's a shitty person like Chantal, but Cobes doesn't deserve it.

You really can't have an honest conversation on any mainstream internet, unless you have the Right Opinion, and those who have the Wrong Opinion, it's totally fine to wish death and destruction for saying regard or nigger or kids shouldn't cut their dicks and boobs off.

Nigger and faggot posting is just how we weed out the Undesirables. If you're dumb enough to be offended, then you shouldn't be here. Mostly works..

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Exactly Cobes is perfectly capable of fucking himself over and having a meltdown over it he doesn’t need any help. Calling the cops or DoorDash or whatever else whenever he’s live just discourages him from doing shit

All he has to do is get blackout drunk on his own and have inanimate objects get cute on him.

 

[Drama Fan]

I have sad news.

Cobra just uploaded a sick food hack with the hag in it.

and the first comment:

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It is what it is toobz...

How the fuck does her egg biscuit sandwich look more gross than the shit he normally makes? Legitimately barfing at her calling herself a tradwife while nursing that Bacardi. Run Cobes

 

[AnOminous]

How the fuck does her egg biscuit sandwich look more gross than the shit he normally makes? Legitimately barfing at her calling herself a tradwife while nursing that Bacardi. Run Cobes

She's just mispronouncing "tard wife."

 

[anliteralidiot]

You see these people on the periphery of all cow pastures. Chantal springs to mind - she seems to truly anger a lot of fat ladies who kinda wish they could have a pet retard Syrian and make money eating themselves to death, too. It's hilarious when it's a shitty person like Chantal, but Cobes doesn't deserve it.

From what I've experienced with gorlworld, they're also just weird about being moral police? It's like they need a solid reason to laugh at Chantal, a reason to be above her? When, like, not weighing 500lbs and "married" to a shit-eater should be enough. Just take that W and laugh at the bitch.

But no, you've gotta harp on the animal abuse, the eating, etc and be MAD and OUTRAGED at how she acts. It's stupid.

 

[Deez Nuts]

Cobra reviewing Boone’s Farm is so funny to me. It’s bottom shelf “wine”. I hope he reviews more gut rot alcohols.

 

[AnOminous]

Cobra reviewing Boone’s Farm is so funny to me. It’s bottom shelf “wine”. I hope he reviews more gut rot alcohols.

It's still way better than any of his utterly insane "meads."

 

[Your Landlord]

Cobra reviewing Boone’s Farm is so funny to me. It’s bottom shelf “wine”. I hope he reviews more gut rot alcohols.

That's sort of his thing, doodt. He's reviewed some genuine rotgut. Camo-Black is the worst example off the top of my head, that shit is pancreatitis in a can.

What i find interesting is his obsession with rose/pink wines. The reds will give you a nasty hangover if you overindulge so most alcys I've known go for white wine if they aren't chasing liquor.

 

[semitooth]

He literally drank everclear a couple years ago. Granted he did mix it with some kind of powder mixer but still.

Anything that'll get him drunk.

that's the stuff yootoob

 

[AnOminous]

that's the stuff yootoob

This has to have been from a couple years ago. He had teeth, of a sort. Now he has blackened, rotted stubs.