Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[LonelyEggRoll]

Did the cake fall, or was it pushed?
That is the big, birthday mystery, and we have to find out.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Watching him try to choke down that absinthe cracks me up. Still amazes me how someone who drinks as much as he does can still absolutely hate the taste of alcohol. You would have thought he'd have built up a tolerance to it at this point but he still has a grimace on his face like a high schooler every time he drinks something stronger than a piss beer.

He literally drank everclear a couple years ago. Granted he did mix it with some kind of powder mixer but still.

Anything that'll get him drunk.

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

Another ripass video.

Local crackwhore chimes in.

I would really prefer if she'd be quiet.

 

[AnOminous]

Still amazes me how someone who drinks as much as he does can still absolutely hate the taste of alcohol.

I'd imagine alcohol on exposed nerves isn't very pleasant.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

I’m finding it hard to not just say, “Fuck’em, he deserves her and all the shit it comes with.”

Okay he’s retarded. He also has serious ODD but at what point is he responsible and deserving of the dumb, very avoidable shit that occurs to him?

How much protection is he afforded with his retard armour?

 

[Incel Death Note]

Supposedly from people who are in touch with NAL she's shook and not streaming due to all the abuse comments.
New community post.

 

[biggacracka]

Still amazes me how someone who drinks as much as he does can still absolutely hate the taste of alcohol

I'm surprised he hasn't tried the trick muslims use to get drunk without drinking alcohol. They put alcohol in the hookah so when you smoke you inhale the alcohol vapors.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Supposedly from people who are in touch with NAL she's shook and not streaming due to all the abuse comments.
New community post.
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Yeah she can get used to those.

 

[Depressed_Oni]

Why couldn't she just be fat instead?

There’s still time

 

[Grape Garden]

Supposedly from people who are in touch with NAL she's shook and not streaming due to all the abuse comments.
New community post.
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Suck it up, babydoll.

 

[Your Landlord]

Suck it up, babydoll.

Mess with tha cobrahs and get the venommm hahahahaha ye ssss th.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Oh cool new videos… ah it’s just them all getting drunk midday trying to use an ouija board in a cemetery. Flashes to Josh’s satchel and it’s just empty beers and a bottle whole trying to show off his wand.

 

[Your Landlord]

I'm surprised he hasn't tried the trick muslims use to get drunk without drinking alcohol. They put alcohol in the hookah so when you smoke you inhale the alcohol vapors.

That sounds extremely dangerous, and fun. Any clue how it's done? All google is showing is that muslims aren't allowed to consume intoxocants, which is hilarious.

 

[AfghanBlue]

There's no way he specified a window of time without purpose.

Might be that he's been given a probationary period to whip things into order.
It would be a good way to get rid of the hag-sorry babe can't lose my place, the management say No You Allowed.

 

[Your Landlord]

the management say No You Allowed.

i ride bike

 

[エボラちゃん]

Better not put a baby inside that swamp hag BOY.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

If she has managed to get back in his good graces after that shit show

Not only does Josh have O.D.D. but he's extremely fucking gullible. Josh believes he can control traffic lights, ice machines, thunder, and cell phones with painted twigs. He believes the claims of every 4am infomercial. It's why he has a counter full of penis enlargement pills, alpha male testosterone flintstone vitamins, rubs soap all over his clothes because he thinks it attracts women like fish bait, and puts slivers of onions on his bald spot. It's why he waggles around a piece of plastic on a board game in a cemetery because he thinks he can talk to ghosts.

NAL doesn't have to be a master manipulator, all she has to do is drop a teeeny tiny lie or tell Josh that breaking up with her will make the trolls win. Jessica is not going anywhere as long as Josh has to do nothing and paypigs pay for her to show up at his apartment with no effort on his part for easy - albeit obnoxious and gross - pussy. The only way this show ends is if Jessica needs Josh to pay her way and organize transportation or she is physically banned from his apartment by a 3rd party.

I know gorlworld isn't extremely familiar with Josh but Warlord managed to stick around for years despite being a homosexual sex pest pseudo-tranny that Josh was physically repulsed by and hated him. Warlord didn't bring him pussy or "wins over the trolls" either, just warm beer and cigarette butts.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

That sounds extremely dangerous, and fun. Any clue how it's done? All google is showing is that muslims aren't allowed to consume intoxocants, which is hilarious.

It's not something otherworldly, most hookah stores have an option that for like 4 more euros they'll make the smoke mixture with alcohol, worse he can do if he buys a mini hookah is give himself lung/throat(comes first) cancer a bit sooner.

Although i would love to see him hotbox the apartment, in another world mayhaps.

 

[biggacracka]

It's not something otherworldly, most hookah stores have an option that for like 4 more euros they'll make the smoke mixture with alcohol, worse he can do if he buys a mini hookah is give himself lung/throat(comes first) cancer a bit sooner.

Although i would love to see him hotbox the apartment, in another world mayhaps.

The way i was told is you put alcohol in the water or even possibly instead of water

 

[The Judean People's Front]

So they actually DID go to the cemetery to do some boglim black magicks.

Im guessing that Jessica didn't have enough Internets to stream from the cemetery and Cobes wasn't about to go live on his channel.