Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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I’m a refugee from the sub, which is the only part of Reddit I’ve ever engaged with, but in the last two or three years it’s turned in to the equivalent of a virtual shooting range that twitter warriors use in their off time between canceling supposed “nazis” to hone their skills on a harmless emo metalhead thing who has serious mental issues. Fuck that place and fuck you if you’re one of these new shit touchers from YouTube or Tik Tok.
 
They grew up being told bullying was bad on repeat, but can't resist so they have to make it moral
Nailed it. Josh is ripe for mockery for a number of reasons, but these dorks have to launch a moral crusade because a retard dares to be vocally weirded out by trannies before they can justify making fun of him. Also they always act like Josh was some kind of horror movie slasher stalking women or something, with no consideration to the reality of Josh's life. No shit a weird looking, mentally ill/delayed guy like Cobra is going to have issues and bad experiences with women.
 
Nailed it. Josh is ripe for mockery for a number of reasons, but these dorks have to launch a moral crusade because a retard dares to be vocally weirded out by trannies before they can justify making fun of him. Also they always act like Josh was some kind of horror movie slasher stalking women or something, with no consideration to the reality of Josh's life. No shit a weird looking, mentally ill/delayed guy like Cobra is going to have issues and bad experiences with women.
Didn't he even reach out and apologize to the girl he "stalked" as a teenager? Lol not that I'm white knighting josh because he's an idiot who can't even figure personal hygiene out but that's a lot more of an example of morally positive behavior than calling or harassing people because they're literally retarded and you're jealous of their NEET lifestyle
 
I've yet to tell my friends or significant other about my predilections for drink combos and cooking hacks. How did you work up the courage? I feel like if I showed Cobes to anybody I know they would think I'm a boglim too.
One of my friends actually posts here, so...
I didn't know it was them until recently, but still.

My spouse knows I like lolcows. We're both sonic and Pokemon fans, so we both knew who ChrisChan was back in the day. lol
But it took a long time for me to feel comfortable showing him cow stuff. And it's worse because my main cow is Cyraxx! My husband is a soft liberal type of guy, so hearing the goblin yell the n-word made him cringe.

I don't show him cow content a lot, but having some funny clips really helped. I know there's at least one UnusualMeme compilation with Cobes in ot, so use that as a starting point with normies.

But my favorite gorlworld reactor fellar (Hillbilly Belinda) was watching Cobes this morning, and it dawned on me:
most ladies would kill to have someone as nice as Cobes.
Seriously, he's weirdly patient and nice and soft-spoken when NAL is raging.
 
most ladies would kill to have someone as nice as Cobes.
Seriously, he's weirdly patient and nice and soft-spoken when NAL is raging.
Having followed him forever this didn't shock me but what did is thinking about myself in that situation I would not have handled any of that as well. I wouldn't have beat the fuck out of her or anything but I probably would have gotten irritated and yelled too and also called the police to haul her ass to the nearest psych ward. cobes deserves a woman version of him, a quiet shy dumbfuck who might get mad and yell every now and then when wasted but its the exception not the rule to a daily drunk. He'd do well to have some fat autistic shy woman who likes family guy and heart attack inducing burgers who just wants to get drunk and sit still and sleep in a chair or on a couch instead of a psychopath.
 
One of my friends actually posts here, so...
I didn't know it was them until recently, but still.

My spouse knows I like lolcows. We're both sonic and Pokemon fans, so we both knew who ChrisChan was back in the day. lol
But it took a long time for me to feel comfortable showing him cow stuff. And it's worse because my main cow is Cyraxx! My husband is a soft liberal type of guy, so hearing the goblin yell the n-word made him cringe.

I don't show him cow content a lot, but having some funny clips really helped. I know there's at least one UnusualMeme compilation with Cobes in ot, so use that as a starting point with normies.

But my favorite gorlworld reactor fellar (Hillbilly Belinda) was watching Cobes this morning, and it dawned on me:
most ladies would kill to have someone as nice as Cobes.
Seriously, he's weirdly patient and nice and soft-spoken when NAL is raging.
He can give zero fucks about women and ignore their manipulation attempts at some times but at other times he acts like a battered housewife, especially with NAL. Been saying this a lot but the more redpill videos he consumes, the more he just thinks literally all women act so it's just something you gotta put up with to keep some of-age pussy around. He's shutting down and taking the abuse and it's really sad seeing him treated like that. NAL is actually starting to make me upset.
 
Joshy's gf is live: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veI6nyXbCro
JM snipe: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9IpEm0KtHA

She wants us all to know that $8 machete was not for Josh, it was for Jessica Messica for streaming the audio of her cam4 video on her burner channel.

Oh and she's sick and feels "like I'm dying" so this might be an interesting night. She's also not fat, she's 147 lbs. No sign of Cobra in her chat but she's live because someone (no idea who) bugged her to.
 
He can give zero fucks about women and ignore their manipulation attempts at some times but at other times he acts like a battered housewife, especially with NAL. Been saying this a lot but the more redpill videos he consumes, the more he just thinks literally all women act so it's just something you gotta put up with to keep some of-age pussy around. He's shutting down and taking the abuse and it's really sad seeing him treated like that. NAL is actually starting to make me upset.
the period cope is a good example of this. he's had so little access with women during the last few years that he really does just think women are in general insane and a good man just puts up with it.
 
Nailed it. Josh is ripe for mockery for a number of reasons, but these dorks have to launch a moral crusade because a retard dares to be vocally weirded out by trannies before they can justify making fun of him.
Literally the one normal thing he's actually right about.
 
Boy's got a good heart.
I'm not sure about that, considering some of his insane outbursts, but he's one of the rare cows these days I don't actively despise. That makes him almost wholesome. I hate his plebbit A-Logs way more than him. Of course, I'd really just on principle, if you made me king, just gas every single redditor. TRD.
 
the period cope is a good example of this. he's had so little access with women during the last few years that he really does just think women are in general insane and a good man just puts up with it.
Period cope? Some women do get extra moody when their period hits but it's not a constant thing.

Also NAL is live and was talking about incest and the hospital "gaslighting" her because they said she wasn't sick.
 
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Also NAL is live and was talking about incest and the hospital "gaslighting" her because they said she wasn't sick.
I wounder if she's drug seeking. she said multiple times in the past that she thinks physicians are worthless and quacks (she talking about the worthless new age shit right now). I'm sure she wants to be admitted and will start to ask for percocets.
 
Victim stream. "I'm being harassed, my chest hurts, I've been sick since November, my pills don't work, I want deviled eggs but I'm too sick to make them, cruel abusive people told me to take oregano oil and it burned, the doctors looked at me weird, here's my PayPal link but I don't expect anything, I have a huge hospital bill, I miss Josh" even on Easter she's a hole of misery. Ugh she suuucks. Now she's crying.
 
I'm settling down for a night of peak shambler water demon content, but I have one request which I humbly ask.

Can I get a peach habanero mead status update? Did he drink it? NAL seemed repulsed by it. I need a hot sauce prison wine status update!
 
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