Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

The general consensus at this point seems to be that he hates his family/wife/kids but keeping in the context of your post, it’s still very relevant. He doesn’t want to be a father to his kids or a husband to his wife. He just wants to drink himself into oblivion and use his wife as a sexdoll for his degenerate coombrain tendencies.

I hope he gets pancreatic cancer and dies screaming in agony and every other member of his family makes 6 gorillion dollary-dos.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

There's such a miasma of pure contempt that just permeates Nicks recent streams. It's seems obvious he doesn't want to stream at all and he can't make it through one with out getting trashed by the end of it. Every time I tune in he's essentially just going on garbled rants about inane and mundane topics that he has little understanding and knowledge of. Butchering basic Christian theology on Easter Sunday and lamenting the church service he had to attend earlier just screams"I hate my online career, my fans and the persona I cultivated so I will actively burn it down by smugly gloating about being a lazy rotten addict of multiple vices". It would be sad if it wasn't so evident how much he loves licking the bottle of self destruction.

You are correct that he is just putting in no effort at all. He reiterated his plan today to post a LOCALS exclusive video to explain his streaming schedule difficulties to his supporters.

Not on YouTube; not on Rumble--Only on LOCALS, and instead of providing actual content.

He wants to keep his small army of paypigs that will support him and his lifestyle unquestioningly.

It makes me wonder what these other lawtube guys have said to him in private DM's. I assume that they've tried to tell him to pull up and he just gets pissy and cuts them off.

I would believe this. I would also believe that there is some weapons-grade cope in some DMs. Nick said that the LawTube chat degenerated, and in light of recent developments, I doubt the friction was one-sided.

I don't see any other reason why someone like Gosney would feel the need to confront balldoman in a public chat about his behavior. Well thats another burned bridge for sure. I'd like to see the cope from any Christians still watching him, but there probably aren't any.

They indulge the same fantasies he does and think him inspired (or do not want to judge), ignore it (I did for longer than I should have), or have some wildly heretical beliefs of their own.

I believe most fall into the latter two categories.

 

[AnOminous]

He wants to keep his small army of paypigs that will support him and his lifestyle unquestioningly.

There's no way this will work in the long run. Look at how ridiculously he is splooging money. Is there anything like that coming in? He's a loser. His days of wine and roses are over. Eventually he's going to have to suck that family charity dick again. And they'll probably put conditions on it. No more licking YouTube weirdos and doing disgusting cuck swinger shit on stream.

He's going to be on a tight leash again soon, and not in a way he will like.

 

[Nate Higgers]

I hope he gets pancreatic cancer and dies screaming in agony and every other member of his family makes 6 gorillion dollary-dos.

At this point the Blessed Ending would be Balldo passing away quickly from his degenerate vices, then hopefully Our Wife gets her shit together enough (drops the pills and the 12-hour-a-day Star Trek Deep Space 9 marathons) to be a mother to the kids. The trust fund keeps them afloat and puts the kids through college; maybe one of them becomes an actual successful practicing lawyer. The five of them probably grow up to become teetotalers as they’ve seen what alcohol does in excess thanks to their “father”.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

There's no way this will work in the long run. Look at how ridiculously he is splooging money. Is there anything like that coming in? He's a loser. His days of wine and roses are over. Eventually he's going to have to suck that family charity dick again. And they'll probably put conditions on it. No more licking YouTube weirdos and doing disgusting cuck swinger shit on stream.

He's going to be on a tight leash again soon, and not in a way he will like.

I heartily agree. He wants to be Juju with his passive... what...? $20k USD income?

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

Nick is a poorly catchised Catholic with Dunning-Kruger.

He certainly had adequate teachers. He's just so fucking conceited that he knows the real truth. 16 year old Nick wouldn't be this fucking disjointed and would have accepted the divinity of Jesus

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

The contemptible thing is how smug and proud he is. As previously discussed at lengths his views on Christianity and the Abrahamic God are to explain his degenerate behavior.

I know some people don’t like the Christian theology sperging in the thread, but it has its place. I don’t think Nick fundamentally misunderstands the Gospels, but interprets them to explain away why he can be a drunk retard. I put him on the same level as Chris, except Chris blaspheming can be explained by being a hick retard.

Oh I look forward to Phat Preacher Pig tearing him a new one on the Kino Casino. How many exorcists do we need to repel Magi-chan from his asshole?

Jesus died so I can wear the balldo. -- Nick, probably

I’m convinced now that the Snake tattoo is the demon manifesting rather than the Gadsden flag.

 

[Lokenstien]

A majority of the youtube comments on the stream's VOD are people talking about Nicks alcoholism and how terrible he looks. This was my favorite though:

 

[Potatoherder]

I heartily agree. He wants to be Juju with his passive... what...? $20k USD income?

He almost had that with his locals. He just thought he was big enough and didn't have to work for it anymore. For all of dax's faults he knows he needs to put out a product for his fans. Nick thinks everyone should grovel at his feet because he lucked into covering rittenhouse.

 

[feral cat #6385]

I hope he gets pancreatic cancer and dies screaming in agony and every other member of his family makes 6 gorillion dollary-dos.

I hope the next time he goes to Gay 90's he is assaulted by a pack of niggers, stabbed multiple times and raped in the knife holes.

 

[FuhrerMustang]

This is really sad. He looked so taken out by the booze and has ruined his health. Nick, retire temporarily, find some remote legal work in Minnesota to keep busy and take time to recover your health and get clean. You don't need streaming money like the guys mentioned in the thread. Take the time, then come back, Metokur's right, you could win it all back with the right trial but you're burning up before you will get that chance. If you listen to this post you could have a real tv show within 3 years or something.

 

[Harm]

Don't listen to them, Nick. There's nothing better in life than the bottom of the booze bottle. You can have it all! Prove everyone telling you to turn it around wrong and gas it right over that cliff.

 

[SargonF00t]

Did we ever get confirmation about his Rumble Contract?

Did they sign him up again or did they wise up and cut him loose?

 

[dustnight]

I hope he gets pancreatic cancer and dies screaming in agony and every other member of his family makes 6 gorillion dollary-dos.

Come on man no one deserves that kind of fate, not even cancer.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

So as it stands the guy with 5 kids and a wife only made around $2600 the past month, and thats not factoring the cut or the taxes so he's somehow still not worrying about bills when clearing only $1300 net the past month? the kids literally have to be starving right now. if it weren't for the fact that his per hr income is still over $50+ i'd say he'd be better off getting a job. Again we should be starting to see Nick complaining about cut backs or him complaining about his family complaining about cutbacks, unless his parents are going full retard and funding the stuff nick should be right now there's no way in hell he's got his head above water. Nick's making less from streaming now than he did since he did 6 years ago.

i'm not even waiting for an answer, i'm 100% certain he had to talk to his parents about the trust fund and that's also probably why he's cleaned up his act this year. you take out his steel toe pay wall antics and he's back to 2021 nick in terms of behavior, he just doesn't realize he isn't getting that audience back. Hell thats probably also why he can't stream either a cutback or switch from drugs meaning he can't handle the schedule that he did years ago.

e. For all of dax's faults he knows he needs to put out a product for his fans.

even then 2 hrs a week on a sunday is a pretty easy gig vs Nick's 20 hours starting at midnight. during his busiest months he was knocking 100 hours of streaming in a month vs 10 max for dick.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Did we ever get confirmation about his Rumble Contract?

No. However, I'm of the thought that since there was no bragging about said supposed contract, that it doesn't exist. On top of the fact that he does no locals content anymore.

 

[Not Who You Think]

Also, he said the God's plan was NEVER for Jesus to die. He was supposed to be a king and show people how to follow the rules.

Knowing Nick's interest in jewish teachings/practices, this makes a sad kind of sense. Nick is likely drawing some inspiration from the jews of the day who were there for that Passover.

Many jews were expecting a king according to prophesies focusing on a Davidic messiah that would lead them in victory over the world. Earthly ruler and earthly kingdom. It is noteworthy that there were many messiahs in the Old Testament, but Jesus has the distinction of fulfilling the offices of prophet, priest, and king. Moving on.

This is why the same jews who excitedly laid down palm branches as Jesus entered Jerusalem in fulfillment of a messianic prophecy (some shouting "Hosanna to the son of David!") scattered so quickly when Jesus was arrested by the Romans and sentenced to death. Their Davidic king was not supposed to die (and Nick would agree). He was supposed to rule because, well, they wanted to rule as God's chosen people over the other peoples.

Of course many of the jews of the day misunderstood the totality of what God had in mind and what He was trying to accomplish by sending His Son. More could be said on how this was made plain even contextually through the timing of the Jesus entering the city and His death (Passover) and the resurrection (Feast of Firstfruits) and such things that seem to be lost on Nick in affirming who the Messiah is and what He came to do, but I digress.

TL/DR: The main takeaway is that Nick's known fascination with certain jewish teachings have likely informed his broken theology.

 

[LiquidKid]

I know some people don’t like the Christian theology sperging in the thread, but it has its place. I don’t think Nick fundamentally misunderstands the Gospels, but interprets them to explain away why he can be a drunk retard. I put him on the same level as Chris, except Chris blaspheming can be explained by being a hick retard.

As myself and many other atheists will tell you, we all came from ridiculous Christian and catholic households and had to read the Bible and get the gospel teachings constantly. So most atheists know the Bible better than believers.
I’ve even gone a step further and look at other religions and even the gnostic texts. So I mean it when I say that literally none of Nick’s beliefs align with any denomination of Christianity that I’m aware of. He’s straight up clown world.
The most liberal understanding is, according to early Gnosticism, repenting and sacrificing was not something god wants, you’re supposed to know the teachings and in knowing the teachings you can get to heaven. But that’s leaving out everything else it says about living your life righteously, so even then it doesn’t fit that already antiquated world view.
I’ve also noticed that he frequently misunderstands the few Bible stories he has spoken about. I remember like a year or two ago he talked about Job and how it just means “shit happens and you deal with it.” Which is a shockingly cynical way to miss the point that would even make the South Park version blush.

My honest feeling is that Nick is an atheist in denial. The most common Christian attack towards atheists is that we are all degenerates because nothing holds us accountable. That’s how Nick lives his life

 

[polar bear]

I hope the next time he goes to Gay 90's he is assaulted by a pack of niggers, stabbed multiple times and raped in the knife holes.

here bby I noticed your comments keep escalating in funny direction so i made you a sky full of happy bears to help you relax, it's been a tough day of witnessing Rekieta acting like a braindead baboon


As for Nick, this is what he's made of - poopoo (the user is now being threatened with ban by Bing


Nick is so revolting right now, I found his Easter content so fucking stupid, i am in desperate need of funnies but it's hard to find anything funny about what's happening. The man is so repulsive now, both physically and spiritually, just absolute trash. It's hard to make memes now because he is that ugly and stupid. No creativity is required, we can just watch his streams and groan in despair.

 

[Pelican Bones]

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This stream will be a goldmine for clips. I don't know why he pretends to care about Christianity at all, he's done everything but just openly denounce it entirely.

I hope he gets pancreatic cancer and dies screaming in agony and every other member of his family makes 6 gorillion dollary-dos.

I'm not a Christian, but even I'm about ready for this alcoholic faggot to stumble his way out into a busy freeway at night

Schmuck Cuckieta is a greasy unfunny loser

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Lol you are my new favorite schizo poster