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So the question is whether the commissar would execute "Proley" for being a slacker or for being a degenerate.
 
Can’t say I’ve ever seen a tranny flag in the style of the Austro-Hungarian Empire’s civil ensign. The Paradox autist to tranny pipeline strikes again.
 
Can’t say I’ve ever seen a tranny flag in the style of the Austro-Hungarian Empire’s civil ensign. The Paradox autist to tranny pipeline strikes again.
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The formula is more eyeliner=more womanly
And if it's crying woman eyeliner (with jagged lines streaming down to the cheekbones) that's the best!

Those are homemade transgender Peeps
Thanks for the discerning eye. And the reassurance. I was "Wait. What?" for a second there. Brrr.
this is a real account
Nice collection of Reddit Retard schwag. And what's up with the 911 reference in the profile? Solidarity with terrorists?
Can’t say I’ve ever seen a tranny flag in the style of the Austro-Hungarian Empire’s civil ensign. The Paradox autist to tranny pipeline strikes again.
Nice catch! That's it alright. With the whole fag flag thing online, (lazy) heraldry has gotten a reboot. Those shields need bar sinisters though. To indicate bastardy.
 
Nice collection of Reddit Retard schwag. And what's up with the 911 reference in the profile? Solidarity with terrorists?
Troonism is to a large extent also rebellion against parents/older authority figures, a lot of troon humor centers around things that would get your 50 year old history teacher to be mad at you.
 
I'm addicted to transpassing lols, sorry if these are repeats (eg i think i saw that Pervurtle in here before)

Deluded boys

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I'll Wear Your Skin Shocktrooper Squad

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Pooner Posse

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One of the Scariest Facial Expressions I've Ever Seen

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My Main Problem is being Misgendered When My Hair Is UP

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Hmmmm, going to 3rd world countries for cheap plastic surgery is apparently a bad idea.
I bet there were tons of people in his life telling him this, and he screeched at them for not letting him do whatever he wants when he wants. These men are exhausting.
And if it's crying woman eyeliner (with jagged lines streaming down to the cheekbones) that's the best!
Just like in the simulations porn!
Troonism is to a large extent also rebellion against parents/older authority figures, a lot of troon humor centers around things that would get your 50 year old history teacher to be mad at you.
My 50 year old history teacher was cool as fuck and would probably love Hearts of Iron. But yeah, I agree that so much of troon culture is just trying to do things that they think will piss off their imagined version of a stodgy conservative suburbanite.
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Remember when r/itsafetish got banned?

The transpassing Ls are hilarious. I didn't know "dehydrated Brian Eno" was a look so many men could achieve. I also like Genghis Khan asking the internet if he should use the ladies'.
 
The relaxin thing is hilarious and I dearly hope they try it. They are thinking it’ll widen the points of the iliac crest, and give them wammenly hips. What it actually does is loosen the symphysis which is the joint at the front of the pelvis. This is normally very very tightly fixed together with just enough movement to cushion shock. When it widens even by a mm or two in pregnancy it cause pain. Severe pain, and instability of the pelvis. Ever had a female friend end up on crutches during pregnancy? It’s likely she has SPD - symphysis pubis dysfunction. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Symphysis_pubis_dysfunction
It really hurts, of course real women aren’t given painkillers in pregnancy so you just have to suck it up, waddle and hold your pelvis together with a large Velcro and elastic band, and keep your knees locked together when you turn over in bed or exit the car
I look forward to them injecting relaxin. Go for it lads! Womanly hips await you!
I don’t know about you, but feeling like a beaten up spaghetti sure gives me gender euphoria.
 
EDIT: Faggot literally gets "hate crimed" in Minecraft. I can't make this up if I tried.

Even funnier: it's a false flag. Look at the pictures. Where is the supposed hate crime miscreant?


uncanny and unnatural.

That fat man in a dress was briefly part of Donald Farmer's little pool of extras/pedophile ring.

He's not credited in Shark Exorcist, but he is a named character in Debbie Does Demons.

Ryan Martel would climb the giddy heights to join Bobby Canipe Jr's recurring extras pool, which is a distinct improvement, so good for him. I was going to suggest he got his life in order but he's an obese delusional cross dresser consumed with antisocial fury, so clearly not, but even so, even as low as troons can stoop, appearing in a Donald Farmer film is somehow even more despicable, creepy and unnatural.
 
So the question is whether the commissar would execute "Proley" for being a slacker or for being a degenerate.
Yes.

That fat man in a dress was briefly part of Donald Farmer's little pool of extras/pedophile ring.

He's not credited in Shark Exorcist, but he is a named character in Debbie Does Demons.

Ryan Martel would climb the giddy heights to join Bobby Canipe Jr's recurring extras pool, which is a distinct improvement, so good for him. I was going to suggest he got his life in order but he's an obese delusional cross dresser consumed with antisocial fury, so clearly not, but even so, even as low as troons can stoop, appearing in a Donald Farmer film is somehow even more despicable, creepy and unnatural.
Holy shit, now that's a name I didn't expect to see here. But it makes perfect sense, after seeing it in Best of the Worst, I watched Shark Exorcist on my own and whew lad, there's something profoundly wrong with Donald Farmer.
 
Fat pooner expressing some more trans joy.

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Wearing a binder sucks because I feel like the pressure on my chest only reminds me that its there and i feel like all my binders only push my chest up more, making it obvious that its there. I feel more comfortable and i feel like i pass better when im not wearing a binder, but i’m always so nervous that i’m going to turn the wrong way and itll be seen.

And then bottom dysphoria just sucks. I have a packer but it makes me so dysphoric because its not realistic at all. I suppose it’s somewhat realistic for a boner but not for a flaccid penis. I feel so embarrassed to walk around with it, because it only goes to remind me that I don’t actually have a penis.

I would love to get top surgery, but I have a bunch of weight to lose in order to be comfortable / have the best chance at getting the results I want. As far as bottom dysphoria goes, I would love to get phallo. I genuinely don’t think I could live a long and happy life without it, but the process itself os so expensive and takes so long, I feel like it would take a lot out of me. I just don’t know what to do. I feel stuck. I feel disgusted with myself. I’m sick of being like this.

Just wait until you get that roll of skin sewed to your crotch, girl, then you'll finally be happy!


Tumblr lesbian conversion-therapies herself by pooning out, now complains that she doesn't fit in around her "cis het" friends:


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I've never been athletic or interested in sports, was super nerdy growing up, always knew I was trans and not a lesbian but I still found a safe space in that corner of Tumblr when i was in middle/high school so I have the same taste in music/tv/etc as a queer woman lol. I'm mostly stealth now and very much present as conventionally masculine, but I can't change my interests. I mostly have cis het friends irl and honestly I frequently feel out of place among them, but something in me just really hates the idea of admitting that maybe I'd fit in better among other lgbt people. All I've ever wanted is to fit in with cis het society, so being included in these groups gives me a sense of value that being among other people more similar to me would not. It's like that Groucho Marx quote, "I don’t want to belong to any club that would have me as a member". I know that sounds and is awful, but i want to be brutally honest about what I'm feeling even if it makes me seem like a dick.

I know it's stupid to feel bad about what I'm into just because of gender roles, and that there's no such thing as gendered interests, etc, but I still hate the fact that I can't just have the personality of your average cis het guy lol. Recently I was at a big gathering where everyone other than me was very like...I hate to say "normal" but that's how it felt, and at one point all the guys started a pickup basketball game while the girls watched, and I was just there like.....well I'm super short and have never played basketball in my life so I guess I'll just fuckin sit here with all the women and watch lol. Felt awful, even though logically I know that none of that stuff has anything to do with being a man. I wish I could manually wrangle my personality into something completely different, but unfortunately I'm stuck with this one.

Idk, just wondering if you guys relate or have managed to figure this out lol

Lots of extremely feminine cope in the comments too.

"I don’t like being seen as a threat or creep for just existing. I don’t like the male gender role in straight relationships. I don’t like having to be the initiator and the giver all the time."

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I know I am a man and I’m definitely not a woman. I just hate the stuff that comes with being a man. It is so competitive and lonely and people are still so dismissive. I see people telling men who are lonely to just get over it or they deserve it
I don’t like being seen as a threat or creep for just existing. I don’t like the male gender role in straight relationships. I don’t like having to be the initiator and the giver all the time.
I don’t like the expectations of everything and having to be a rock. I also always feel like I need to be cool or have some kind of swag or I’m not good enough.

As with almost all similar posts, we don't know if she is actually describing the "male" experience, or if she is just describing life as a fat autistic woman with a frog voice. But the fact that she mentions "competitive" makes me think that she has probably at least joined in on some sex-segregated events on the male side and discovered she hates it. Gotta keep up that LARP, though.

Finally, this isn't really an L but this poll on r/FtMStraight made me laugh:

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was reading the ace ventura wikipedia entry and came across this.

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the film, the male ex-football player Finkle disguises himself over an extended period of time as the female police lieutenant Einhorn. Based on Ace Ventura's reaction to and outing of Einhorn as Finkle, the film has been criticized for the way it portrays transgender people.[34] New Vistas outlined the negative portrayal, "...the transgender character was the villain of the film and her body/being attracted to her, made characters physically ill. Additionally, the film showed transphobic behaviours by the main character who ridiculed, humiliated, misgendered and exposed the body of the trans female character without her consent."[35]

Alexandra Gonzenbach Perkins wrote in Representing Queer and Transgender Identity that mainstream representation of transgender identity at the turn of the 21st century was limited, observing that "the representations that did exist tended to pathologize transgender people as mentally unstable". Perkins said Ace Ventura, along with The Crying Game, depicted "transgender characters as murderous villains".[36] In the book Reclaiming Genders, in a chapter focusing on transgender identity, Gordene O. Mackenzie references Ace Ventura as an example of turn-of-the-century films that "illustrate the transphobia implicit in many popular US films". Mackenzie describes the scene in which Ace Ventura retches in the bathroom, following the revelation that the woman he had kissed is trans, as "one of the most memorable and blatantly transphobic/homophobic scenes".[37] In The New York Times in 2016, Farhad Manjoo also wrote about this scene: "There was little culturally suspect then about playing gender identity for laughs. Instead, as in many fictional depictions of transgender people in that era, the scene’s prevailing emotion is of nose-holding disgust."[38
 
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