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Sounds like Kai is getting banged in the Olive Garden bathroom tonight.
ForeverKailyn / SincerelyKailyn / kmwbeauty / Kailyn Marie Hughes/Wilcher - Hey Guyths!
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Bunny
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You'd think she wouldn't be such a cunt about dental problems considering the teeth she had as a teenager. idk it just bothered me. And it's not like she's some fucking prize either. Consider yourself lucky the guy missing a tooth even went on a date with your ugly ass.
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And she always video chats with her dates, but somehow didn't notice his missing tooth. And says it's ok, it just wasn't disclosed. What, is she blind?
Does she disclose her extra 100 pounds and bad skin?
She only had 26 minutes left on her camera, so does her liner and mascara off camera, (haha, has she ever done it on camera, we know mommy does it). then comes back and spends ten minutes putting lipstick on ...out of frame.
She's such a fail.
And that music, WTF was that?
And that outfit, WTF was that? Is she back in pregnancy clothing?
It drives me insane that she can't put her shadow on evenly. It's never blended the way it should be and there is always just a line near the inner corner of her eyes. And ew ew ew to that 10 year old jar of Aucoin concealer.
She put on foundation, two cream concealers, a powder concealer, and a setting powder. I think she appropriately wants to disappear.
I can no longer see her IG, banned without making a single comment, so I have no idea what has happened with her date. I checked her snaps and it's just a vid of her daughter and a stuffed animal. I hope we get some juicy deets about her new love.
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She's not going to buy the Kylie Jenner lip kits unless they come in Thtunning Orchid.
crazybengali96
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Why does she like purple, lavender, orchid so much?! The way she incorporates those colors into her makeup tutorials; it's as if she's trying to pull it off as a versatile color. Purple isn't a versatile color! Anyone with a brain would know that purple is one of those colors that people need to be careful with; it can either make or break your look. In Kai's case, purple shades break her look.
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Her eyes look like they already have lavender (of course) eye-shadow on before she even starts putting this date makeup on. 
Also, she's still too young to have upper arms like that, one baby or none. She needs to wash her face clean at night then skip rope for at least 20 and more minutes, preferably outside, every single day as it'll help her overall cardiovascular health and it'll make her skin clean itself through sweat gland excretion that is severely lacking now.
The fact she mentioned her own bad teeth growing up means she's not totally living in 'toon-world is real and I'm a strapping strong handsome man' CWC levels of delusion but I still couldn't help but snark hearing her talk about sub-par dentistry because I have an account here, I'm weak like that you know?
Red solo cup in the background makes me wonder if she's pre-drinking to save on the bill at the restaurant, what a sweet, thoughtful girl Kailyn can be to potential future baby-daddies. I think 28 minutes of 'It's a Small World,' would be less ear defiling than this happy public domain song though.
:powerlevel: (My sweetbolt watched every Shameless episode ever and we have never had Showtime Failyn. Learn to stream-site to your TV. I know that's not a real powerlevel but I like the green flag icon because it's a happy green unlike the highlights in her hair that look like they're running into the puke yellowish hue of green now.)
Also, she's still too young to have upper arms like that, one baby or none. She needs to wash her face clean at night then skip rope for at least 20 and more minutes, preferably outside, every single day as it'll help her overall cardiovascular health and it'll make her skin clean itself through sweat gland excretion that is severely lacking now.The fact she mentioned her own bad teeth growing up means she's not totally living in 'toon-world is real and I'm a strapping strong handsome man' CWC levels of delusion but I still couldn't help but snark hearing her talk about sub-par dentistry because I have an account here, I'm weak like that you know?
Red solo cup in the background makes me wonder if she's pre-drinking to save on the bill at the restaurant, what a sweet, thoughtful girl Kailyn can be to potential future baby-daddies. I think 28 minutes of 'It's a Small World,' would be less ear defiling than this happy public domain song though.
:powerlevel: (My sweetbolt watched every Shameless episode ever and we have never had Showtime Failyn. Learn to stream-site to your TV. I know that's not a real powerlevel but I like the green flag icon because it's a happy green unlike the highlights in her hair that look like they're running into the puke yellowish hue of green now.)
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It's her favorite color. Some people like to wear their favorite color a lot, in Kailyn's case on her face. It's not unreasonable for people to want to have a signature makeup look or signature color. Of course, ideally it would be a color that actually looks good on that person. I really like the color purple as well so if I could rock a certain purple lip color on a daily basis, I definitely would. But I can't because it looks crap on me.
crazybengali96
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That's what I mean. It's fine if purple is one's favorite color. However, that doesn't mean it'll work in one's favor all the time. Blue is my fave color. Looks good on the body, but on the lips? Hell no!
What you said is the thing that's frustrating about Kai. Favoring purple is OK, but she also needs to understand that it's not going to be flattering on her face.
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"I wasn't warned."
Just like she didn't warn her date about the pizza face hidden under her warpaint, her increasingly delayed toddler, or the nudes of herself spread all over the internet.
Just like she didn't warn her date about the pizza face hidden under her warpaint, her increasingly delayed toddler, or the nudes of herself spread all over the internet.
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Kai is the definition of class.
I absolutely hate it when people bra straps are showing. Not only is kai's straps showing, but the top of her bra. That could be semi okay if it was a nude coloured bra, but why the fuck is she wearing a bright red bra?
I absolutely hate it when people bra straps are showing. Not only is kai's straps showing, but the top of her bra. That could be semi okay if it was a nude coloured bra, but why the fuck is she wearing a bright red bra?
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^ This.
My favorite colour is a dark blood red crimson, and it looks great as an accent* but as a block of colour like as a shirt, or jacket etc it just looks awful on me.
YAY for Autumn and Winter so I can crack out my Pea Coat and Red scarf combination again.
That's one of those things that can happen to anyone but when it does happen they normally notice prity quick and pull them back up but she seems oblivious to it, if not sure if that just derp or she so socially stunted that she doesn't realise it's not de rigueur to have one's underware on public display.
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She also admitted she doesn't have the money for them.
crazybengali96
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One lip kit is $30. So, Kai has money to spend on useless sh*t, but suddenly not any for a single lip kit to try? All those Colourpop shadows and lippies could've been saved towards a lip kit.
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As far as I can tell, Kailyn likes quantity over quality. (Although I've heard that those lip kits were underwhelming.)
Sports Casual
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She also buys Mac and Urban Decay, which is pretty expensive. She had three almost identical Mac lipsticks in her bag in one of her videos, so god knows how many other shades she has. If she can buy all that Mac, why can't she buy a couple of Kylie lip kits? Not that I'm suggesting she buys MORE make up, I'm just confused by the Kai Logic.
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I would also like to add to the list:
- Has taken classes or been instructed in the application of makeup to a wide variety of skin tones, skin textures, and knows how to apply the cosmetics in such a way as to hide or accentuate certain facial features.
- Knows the dos and donts of make up choices and application for people of different ethnic backgrounds.
- Is familiar with many different techniques and products for each type of cosmetic. Ie, knows what type of foundation is appropriate for some one looking for a certain look, and can list a wide range of products and price guidelines for these items.
- Can instruct a person on masking techniques (for scars or tattoos) and knows what products are perfect for what use.
I would love to send her to a make up school, for an intensive 2 week class on a bunch of different stuff. It would do her a world of good, but I don't think her Momma would let her.
One of the older posts said that a user from YTT had listed out what they could see of her lipsticks and glosses. There was a lot of duplicates present, and some kiwi also said they also noticed in a couple videos that Marilyn had purchased items that she had already bought and demo'd a while before.
I wonder if she weeds through her collection and tosses out the expired makeup. Sheesh, I wonder if she even realizes that makeup expires?
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crazybengali96
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@Sports Casual If Kai did throw away expired makeup, then the decade-old Acouin concealer wouldn't have made its appearance. Honestly, I think that Kai probably thinks makeup is made to last forever, just like her appearance on the Internet.
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Probably not. A few people have noted that she appears to be using some cosmetics - foundations, eyeshadows, perfumes - that were outright discontinued years ago. I remember one of the discontinued products was some kind of perfume or body spray from Victoria's Secret, and I think she was also seen using a lipstick that was at least two years old. Plus, she has all those zillions of limidishun pallids fron Urban Decay and Kat Von D that she's been hanging onto (but not using) for yeeears.
Lots of people don't know makeup expires, to be fair. My mom thought that only 'wet' products (like mascara or lipstick or creme / liquid products) expired, and that dry powders and pencils were fine indefinitely as long as they were kept in a dry place and you didn't get pinkeye. Of course, my mom isn't claiming to be a beauty guru. Kailyn has no excuse for not knowing this shit. You'd think this would have been included in her EXTENSIVE 40-hour makeup course.
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I'll be honest, I still have eyeshadow that I bought before I had my daughter 13 years ago. But I don't really wear makeup, except for special occasions, so I only trash expired product when I happen to be putting it on and notice the dates on it. But I do trash it. Ever since I found this thread, I have been paranoid about weeding out old stuff from the makeup I use alot. I have an old box of stuff I don't use any more but that is too good to toss right out. I keep meaning to cull the old shit, but I am lazy and the couch is calling my name.
I am beginning to wonder.... maybe someone should ask Kailyn what the oldest product she has is, and how old it is? Hmmmmmm
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This thread actually inspired me to start throwing away old eyeshadow. I had a palette that was like 6 years old. Unfortunately all I can replace them with is cheap-ass makeup, whereas Kai can replace her makeup with even better makeup.
Also I think it would be kind of cool if she took all her old limmidishun pallids and figured out a way to make some kind of wall art with them, or mod podged the lids of the pallids to a coffee table. It would be a good way to show off her collection and preserve the limmidishuns without risking her actually using expired product on her face.
Also I think it would be kind of cool if she took all her old limmidishun pallids and figured out a way to make some kind of wall art with them, or mod podged the lids of the pallids to a coffee table. It would be a good way to show off her collection and preserve the limmidishuns without risking her actually using expired product on her face.