Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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After losing the entire $20k Kick check he's now being trolled by rats
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Also LMAO he STILL thinks 'turn the other cheek' means 'look away'
Should someone tell him that when Jesus meant that when someone strikes your cheeks, offer him the other with a shit eating grin?

Anyone who understands that even more so over retarded internet slapfights, Austin is a scammer and and a abuser will pay what is due and those who he scammed will be laughing.
 
Has there been a complete roundup of how much he won over his documented career? Mind you, this is ignoring all the thousands he lost on Keno or whatever just the big wins, but it would be funny to have a fatrick like counter of how much money he would have in his bank right now if he had better self control. You just know Austin is going to find it eventually and have an existential meltdown.
 
Has there been a complete roundup of how much he won over his documented career? Mind you, this is ignoring all the thousands he lost on Keno or whatever just the big wins, but it would be funny to have a fatrick like counter of how much money he would have in his bank right now if he had better self control. You just know Austin is going to find it eventually and have an existential meltdown.
You grossly misunderstand BMJ as a person. He won't "find" it, he will have rats spam him over and over with it and he will just ignore and ban them all because it's not related to:
1) Giving him money
2) How he gambles good

I'm 95% sure he still doesn't realize he has a thread here, despite rats telling him nonstop
 
I think I get why his parents put up with him now. His crack hovel is a containment cell. As long as gamba keeps him occupied and he's being provided with food the rest of the house will be unaffected.
Hope Bossman does a COMPLETE tour with every room present, I'd like to try to turn his house into a Doom/Q1 map.
 
I'm 95% sure he still doesn't realize he has a thread here, despite rats telling him nonstop
I only believe he’s aware of the thread (and couldn’t care less) because there’s no way he doesn’t know about the Kiwi Tapes video.

I mean seriously no matter how cracked out you are someone makes a 15 minute video covering your antics and it’s viewed by a half million people. That’s a decent amount of viral fame. Kiwifarms isn’t that big in the grand scheme of things it’s only as important as an eceleb wants it to be.
 
You grossly misunderstand BMJ as a person. He won't "find" it, he will have rats spam him over and over with it and he will just ignore and ban them all because it's not related to:
1) Giving him money
2) How he gambles good

I'm 95% sure he still doesn't realize he has a thread here, despite rats telling him nonstop
Winning big is one thing his lizard brain understands. It would be funny to see him reacting to a ridiculously large number of money he could have in his bank account right now(not counting interest), if only to imagine how much crack he could buy with it. Even if he wouldn't admit it, he would seethe about it internally until an unrelated meltdown pushes him over the edge.
Everybody is saying that he could have a Honda Civic, but I bet he could drive something much better, depending on how much money he could have right now. As the counter grows, you can change tiers based on what cars he could afford, going up to a lambo eventually.
 
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I only believe he’s aware of the thread (and couldn’t care less) because there’s no way he doesn’t know about the Kiwi Tapes video.

I mean seriously no matter how cracked out you are someone makes a 15 minute video covering your antics and it’s viewed by a half million people. That’s a decent amount of viral fame. Kiwifarms isn’t that big in the grand scheme of things it’s only as important as an eceleb wants it to be.

He says all the time there are rat videos on youtube and that he likes them because it gets him more viewers and any video about him he sees as a rat video. He has no time to watch them nor any care about the content of the videos because he is too busy gambling, acquiring juice, acquiring crack or fucking mrs smith.
 
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