Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Potion_Time]

When Fat Fuck got Cobes fired from Wendy’s his entire fanbase united to shit on him. Now half of the people who watch him are Fat Fucks trying to ruin his life.

Fat Fuck From Kentucky is the poster child of the subredditors.

 

[Racist Parrot]

That baby would have a massive noggin lol

 

[Xenomorph]

At what point is Josh at fault? Yeah he is a fucking regard but he makes decisions for himself, he choose to drink himself retarded, he choose to huff duster, take pills and he chose to keep the demon around.
This whole hedidndunuffin is the same energy people used to complain that Clint had this attitude and why Josh was the way he was.

 

[IsaacShraeder]

I've been up here for five years, never once received a complaint from my neighbors, but the second I get a girlfriend and bring her over... You know, it's not her fault, it's mostly my trolls's fault

I wonder whether he genuinely doesn't see the connection between bringing over a hysteric, wailing harpy of a hag and getting kicked out, or if he does, and just doesn't want to admit that the sad pathetic troles were right.

At what point is Josh at fault? Yeah he is a fucking regard but he makes decisions for himself, he choose to drink himself retarded, he choose to huff duster, take pills and he chose to keep the demon around.

Of course it's his fault, but there's a difference between
>It's his fault, let's reviewbomb bars he goes to that'll show his autistic regard boglim ass
and
>It's his fault, but ween-tier behavior is both unfunny and only makes Cobes less interesting in the long run
No one is saying that Jawshy is some poor saint who dindu nuffin, but it's ok to feel bad for him when he's clearly getting fucked over, even if due to his own actions.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Unrelated, but beardies don't even do well in the desert for long where I am so I'd be shocked if Puff had the energy to get a couple miles away.

It was only 3 miles by road (a little over 2miles in a straight line) but it's still extremely possible. Not to mention he could've hitched a ride by trying to get warm under someone's car, but he could've easily ran there. While I'm sure other people have bearded dragons, It's too crazy that one is found that close by a day later. It's a straight shot from cobes house. I chose to believe it's puff and he didn't perish outside frozen because a retard was treating him like a sentient dog.

 

[Thirsty Kitty]

It really sucks that Cobes can probably never work a job ever again, not even fast food. Troles will simply flood the place with calls because reddit has some retarded hate boner for our dear goober. Vicious feedback loop which ensures that his only source of monetary gain is e-begging.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

It really sucks that Cobes can probably never work a job ever again, not even fast food. Troles will simply flood the place with calls because reddit has some retarded hate boner for our dear goober. Vicious feedback loop which ensures that his only source of monetary gain is e-begging.

Like the eviction trolls we're the last straw with his job, he was already reduced to like a half day a week or something because he constantly fucked up and showed up late. Cobes is pretty retarded and even Wendy's was rocket science for him. He couldn't even cut it as a dishwasher. He needed to be collecting shopping carts, sweeping a parking lot, or greeting walmart shoppers. Realistically he needed someone to teach him some basic skills so he could've stocked shelves or something, but he's too retarded and sending him off to job corps and to live alone unsupervised when he was a teenager was probably a dumb idea. Have you ever watched Josh do anything? He can't operate a can opener, he can't paint twigs. Instead of having a role model teach him basic life skills when he became a young man he instead was thrust out in the world to make it on his own, as a highly retarded teenager with a mental disability, so he gravitated to getting high and drunk with actual homeless people instead of learning a work ethic. I can't blame Clint because I'm sure it was a nightmare dealing with him every day, but someone as retarded and stupid as Cobra was never going to make it on his own.

 

[Captain Ahab]

Josh should never have been allowed to live on his own without any supervision. Your 20-something son keeps talking about being a wizard and his life goal is to make magic wand? Bruh… straight to the group home.

They tried with Job Corps and then little jobs here and there, but Clint should’ve realized that the boy ain’t living on his own material at some point.

I think what makes Clint looks bad is the half measures he takes. Either cut him off and go live your own life. Your son is in his 30’s. you don’t owe him shit. Or force him to seek help. This whole “Everything would be alright if not for those pesky trolls” is highly regarded.

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

It really sucks that Cobes can probably never work a job ever again, not even fast food. Troles will simply flood the place with calls because reddit has some retarded hate boner for our dear goober. Vicious feedback loop which ensures that his only source of monetary gain is e-begging.

He could barely hold down a menial job in his early 20s, not having worked (or really socialised) in such a long time is an awful lot to unravel for a perfectly normal, healthy person without substance abuse issues. He will likely never work again.

Even if all the e-bogging money disappears, nobody sends a single sauce burger ever again, and he's absolutely desperate to survive on his own, there is very little chance of him ever holding any kind of conventional job.

He still had a chance when he was fired from Wendys. Dismissing the lady at the other fast food joint (the one in the Scrapper Steve and his wife video), she totally knew who he was, totally thought well enough of him to encourage him to apply. "I'll bring you an application form" I remember he saying. Her tone was like "just fill this out and we'll look after you". He was like "ah.. yeah.. ah I don't want to right now". Fobs her off. That was his last chance at a real job.

He's too far gone, and now he has a manipulative banshee from the toxic insanity of Gorlworld to deal with. He doesn't know about the farms, he doesn't know about cows and ultra toxic fandoms, he has no idea what is coming his way. And neither does his father. They are absolutely fucked.

Circle of protection on the boy, he's gonna need it.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

He can't operate a can opener, he can't paint twigs. Instead of having a role model teach him basic life skills when he became a young man he instead was thrust out in the world to make it on his own, as a highly retarded teenager with a mental disability, so he gravitated to getting high and drunk with actual homeless people instead of learning a work ethic. I can't blame Clint because I'm sure it was a nightmare dealing with him every day, but someone as retarded and stupid as Cobra was never going to make it on his own.

Interesting moral dilemma. At what point is the responsibility of parenting your clearly handicapped but also increasingly violently confrontational child with few survival skills discharged and you set them loose on the unsuspecting world?

 

[Gay Harry Caray]

Interesting moral dilemma. At what point is the responsibility of parenting your clearly handicapped but also increasingly violently confrontational child with few survival skills discharged and you set them loose on the unsuspecting world?

Clint made it seem like no matter what he tried Cobes would not be buck broken. I wouldn't want him in my house either and to be fair Josh isn't hurting anyone other than himself. Let Cobra self destruct and MAYBE realize the error of his ways on his own because he has demonstrated if you tell him anything he will do the opposite out of spite.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Interesting moral dilemma. At what point is the responsibility of parenting your clearly handicapped but also increasingly violently confrontational child with few survival skills discharged and you set them loose on the unsuspecting world?

I mean, the other side of the coin is Cyraxx. He lives with his grandma, and says the trolls won't let him get a job. He won't read superchats like Josh, because he's super adamant that he wants to make money on his art. He has no idea what to do when his grandma dies, and he doesn't receive SSI like Josh.

I'd rather my hypothetical son be a Cobes than a Raxx, even without the sicko shit.

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

If anything, the next 6 months we'll get to see how level headed and sensible Clint is. He's either paying attention and cares for his retarded son, or he just wants to be done with him, or he's also a retard, I think Clint being the same as Josh but with an average IQ is more likely.

He would know by now that a sea hag is pulling him down. He knows his son is a retarded booger who can barely feed himself. Clint is going to be the one to find another place, set it all up, and get Josh moved. There's no way he can be blind to what comes next if sea hag comes back, free hag reign will affect him. There's so many possible character arcs at this juncture in the Cobraverse.

Spoiler: He's just a boy.

 

[Ponzo]

Is it true that all three were in a car looking at houses in Casper with NAL complaining about the size of the front yards? There is a theory floating around that they might consider a 3-way household. NAL, Aaron and Cobra.

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

Is it true that all three were in a car looking at houses in Casper with NAL complaining about the size of the front yards? There is a theory floating around that they might consider a 3-way household. NAL, Aaron and Cobra.

Inference on these theories could be determined on the timeline of when Cobes found out it was all over. I'm not seeing much chatter on when they found out, it would re-contexualise a lot of content we've already cast judgement upon.

I was thinking last night, did Cobes find out he had to move on the day that Aaron took him out to the bar while NAL cleaned like a fucking maniac? Maybe that's why she went crazy cleaning the kitchen? That paints her in a better light. She still needs to be put down.

I also read that a-logs were posting NAL porn photos on the Conquistador Google Reviews. That's some fucked up shit if true. I haven't been able to verify it, but I wouldn't put in past those sickos. There are cunts in r/The_Boglim that constantly post sexual photoshops, with Clint, too. Sickos.

I doubt Aaron is retarded enough to move in with those two. Based on all the info gathered about him he just seems like a kind, lonely dude with a minor (ex?) drug habit.

 

[Grape Garden]

Inference on these theories could be determined on the timeline of when Cobes found out it was all over. I'm not seeing much chatter on when they found out, it would re-contexualise a lot of content we've already cast judgement upon.

I was thinking last night, did Cobes find out he had to move on the day that Aaron took him out to the bar while NAL cleaned like a fucking maniac? Maybe that's why she went crazy cleaning the kitchen? That paints her in a better light. She still needs to be put down.

I also read that a-logs were posting NAL porn photos on the Conquistador Google Reviews. That's some fucked up shit if true. I haven't been able to verify it, but I wouldn't put in past those sickos. There are cunts in r/The_Boglim that constantly post sexual photoshops, with Clint, too. Sickos.

I doubt Aaron is retarded enough to move in with those two. Based on all the info gathered about him he just seems like a kind, lonely dude with a minor (ex?) drug habit.

Same, Aaron isn't full retard, just a scorned redditor, I can't imagine he would want to live in filth and squalor with those two, not to mention that would be completely irresponsible, I'm sure Josh has shit/no credit, so does NAL, she can't even rent a car? She also thinks YouTube is the only job for her or that Jeffree Star will give her a job lmfaooo. Christ, some makeup might do her good. She had some delusional shit about her "friend" in Florida who is a contract who could fix up some Casper shanty for them. But Aaron isn't committed to the full experience, I don't think he will do it, imagine being tied to a lease with those two.

It's bad enough they post shit reviews but posting porn on the website for the apartment? JFC reddit is a cesspool, and they have the balls to complain about KF and 4chan. These people literally want acknowledgement and upvotes for this. I know Josh mentioned reddit revenge porning him, I guess he meant NAL?

 

[Halloween23]

Aaron may be a cow tipper but he seems sane and absolutely no sane person is going to move in with Josh and Jessica.

 

[Twinkie]

Is it true that all three were in a car looking at houses in Casper with NAL complaining about the size of the front yards? There is a theory floating around that they might consider a 3-way household. NAL, Aaron and Cobra.

What's the source of this rumor? jw

It's possible that they did drive around looking at stuff, but aren't seriously considering doing it. If that makes sense.

 

[Grape Garden]

What's the source of this rumor? jw

It's possible that they did drive around looking at stuff, but aren't seriously considering doing it. If that makes sense.

Not sure which stream, but it was a stream that NAL did yesterday evening, I think while she was cooking, she had said they were looking at houses and how she wanted a "fixer up house", I don't recall hearing that all 3 of them were looking to do it together, but I tuned in and out of her bullshit yesterday so its possible I could have missed that.

 

[bonified retard]

If anything, the next 6 months we'll get to see how level headed and sensible Clint is. He's either paying attention and cares for his retarded son, or he just wants to be done with him, or he's also a retard, I think Clint being the same as Josh but with an average IQ is more likely.

He would know by now that a sea hag is pulling him down. He knows his son is a retarded booger who can barely feed himself. Clint is going to be the one to find another place, set it all up, and get Josh moved. There's no way he can be blind to what comes next if sea hag comes back, free hag reign will affect him. There's so many possible character arcs at this juncture in the Cobraverse.

Clint's not going to force Josh to break up with his girlfriend. Just like he's not going to force him to see a dentist, therapist, etc. He's stated several times that he just wants to be a part of Josh's life, and that trying to guide him in the right direction isn't worth the huge fight. It feels like anytime Clint has the opportunity to do the right/obvious thing, he reminds us exactly why Josh is the way he is. I'm sure he will reduce the entire Jessica situation down to the trolls being at fault, just like Josh.

Spoiler: He's just a boy.

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