Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Buster Scruggs]

All this Jessica content makes me want to go back to the good old days before the Reddit trolls had him kicked out from most bars and he’d order a giant pitcher of beer and another of Mountain Dew and combining them in public. We don’t get too many quotes like “LOOK YOUTUBE! I MADE A CHICK LAUGH! GUESS THAT MAKES ME A WOMANIZER TOOBZ HAHA YESSS!” anymore.

 

[Giant Machine]

My wish is that all the weens and alogs just focus on NAL and leave cobes alone. How can you look at that wretched wench and then at cobes and be like "Wow, look how terrible that guy is"

The weens, alogs and redditors actually like NAL BECAUSE she harms Cobes. These people are sick.

 

[errforceonezz]

hopefully when he gets his new place she gets him in trouble before he is doxed so he cant cope blame it on anything besides her and maybe he gets some balls and tells her to fuck off
all that really has to happen is he has to be tricked into thinking its his idea to stop talking to her, there is no way he actually enjoys being around her, shes fucking unbearable

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

"I wasn't screaming or flooding the place!"- screamed the swamp hag.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

the only way i see cobes getting rid of NAL at this point is if she pushes him too far out of his comfort zone. there is also the possible outcome where NAL ends up in jail for freaking out in public or trying to buy drugs.

 

[curbside2]

I can’t believe the Jessica arc is still going. I didn’t even think she was going to visit. Now we get more Jessica updates than Josh. Truly a dark timeline.

 

[HiveDull]

Breaking his 6 year dry spell was the only thing protecting him from the eviction curse.

 

[Molly Millions]

People are so justifiably angry about Jessica that this upload from Cobes was missed

 

[stupid fufu]

People are so justifiably angry about Jessica that this upload from Cobes was missed

you can just tell that all emotion is just gone in his eyes, he barely even reacts when eating.
did jessica really break him? holy shit

 

[RollingRock2]

Dry spell ended = Lease ended
Warlord can show him how to run in the streets

 

[TMDWTFIU]

The queen is going live soon, wonder if they are talking about anything...I can't imagine there is any strategy, I do know in Jessica Messica's stream last night there were leaked voice messages, Jessica did cancel her flight to make it seem like she was stranded...for whatever reason...Sure she will rage quit after the flood of "Cobes is making more money than you" or she is going to whine about being sick.

EDIT: 3 mins of going live "FUCKING TURN THE CHAT OFF"...still swamping in a fucking tub. She's got to harvesting several UTI's/ yeast infections.

Do you have a link to these leaked messages?

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

People are so justifiably angry about Jessica that this upload from Cobes was missed

I know it's because he's gotten very lazy and uninspired and was probably high as a kite, but I wish he'd use Shon more, this video would've been perfect for either the banshee or the hitler brotherhood to be in the background and move his head slightly towards the end.

A nice and simple little gag just to have him do something other than collect dust

 

[Munchin' on Some Grindage]

 

[TheLastFrogger]

Breaking his 6 year dry spell was the only thing protecting him from the eviction curse.

Nah this is what he gets for playing with a Ouija board in a cemetery, and invoking demons, now the demons have manifested themselves in the form of a succubus from Virginia.

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

Do you have a link to these leaked messages?

Here ya go doodt. Looks like some buddy troll backstabbed her. Gorlworld shit. She mad.

 

[Battlefield2142EU]

If KingCobraJFS ends up homeless. Lookout Daniel Larson. Cobra said he will kick sicko pedos asses if he ever meet him.

 

[Jobama]

When Fat Fuck got Cobes fired from Wendy’s his entire fanbase united to shit on him. Now half of the people who watch him are Fat Fucks trying to ruin his life.

 

[spacko]

haha what if she's pregnant

twmdwu

 

[Pitckus]

haha what if she's pregnant

twmdwu

TMDNWU

 

[spacko]

TMDNWU

i'm just sayin' if i was a demonic succubus summoned through a cobra magical circle of dryspell, this would mdbwu rn