Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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There's no way he can be blind to what comes next if sea hag comes back

Jessica said Josh’s Dad was very much impressed by what she had done for him by cleaning up his kitchen.

She relayed this in her stream last night, whether it’s the truth or not remains to be seen.
She also was saying that one of the complaints the apartment complex got was that she purposefully flooded the laundry room.

I wonder how much his dad blames her for the eviction, and if he really thinks her kitchen cleaning was that beneficial to his son’s lifestyle? She was pitching it as if he thought of her as a good influence.
 
What's the source of this rumor? jw

It's possible that they did drive around looking at stuff, but aren't seriously considering doing it. If that makes sense.
She mentioned in her stream that they looked at houses and that casper has a lot of "run down houses" and that she plans to buy one "when shes monetized" and when she does, she knows "some guy" in florida who will help her remodel it or some shit

Doesn't clint handle the bog boys finances? Could clint have skimmed some money from his monthly check and saved it for the bog boy?
 
Said it before I'll keep saying it, Cobes literally cannot hold down a normal job. You know how the military doesn't let people below about 85 IQ join? Well maybe you don't, but basically, the military makes you take an aptitude test that roughly measures IQ, and if you're below about 85 IQ, you are refused because you're so stupid that there is literally nothing they can do with you in which you'll be more of an asset than a liability, not even cleaning floors. Given that he couldn't even cut it at Wendy's, Cobra is one of those people.

He is doomed to exist at the expense of others, as are most in the bottom quintile of society. At least he is somewhat less of a leech than many as he isn't living totally on the public dime. And you can only halfway blame Cobra because again, he is actually too retarded to be productive. When you're that stupid you just don't have as much agency as a normal person.

She mentioned in her stream that they looked at houses and that casper has a lot of "run down houses" and that she plans to buy one "when shes monetized" and when she does, she knows "some guy" in florida who will help her remodel it or some shit

Doesn't clint handle the bog boys finances? Could clint have skimmed some money from his monthly check and saved it for the bog boy?

I would give zero credibility to something just based on NAL saying it on her stream. Maybe she has the idea in her head that she's somehow going to buy a bog shack with Cobra, that does not at all mean that it actually can or will happen.

Interesting moral dilemma. At what point is the responsibility of parenting your clearly handicapped but also increasingly violently confrontational child with few survival skills discharged and you set them loose on the unsuspecting world?

As I think about it more I figure Clint's behavior might be best explained as minimizing how much of a hassle Josh is in his life without just fully disowning him. Clint doesn't have it in him to cut off Jorp completely but if he's not willing to do that, this is probably the next best option for keeping Josh out of his life as much as possible. Just set him up on his own in an apartment and leave him to do whatever he wants. Clint doesn't have to hear from him or pay attention to him for the most part.

Obviously if Cobes lived with Clint or lived on his property in a tiny house or a trailer or some shit Clint would have to put up with him a lot more often. And likewise if he put Josh in a group home, first off there would be the nuclear meltdown that he'd have to endure just to get Josh in there to start with, but then Josh would be having constant toddler tantrums which would likely require Clint's involvement as the group home tries to figure out what to do with him. Putting Josh alone in an apartment is actually probably the easiest way to just get rid of him without him ending up homeless.
 
Inference on these theories could be determined on the timeline of when Cobes found out it was all over. I'm not seeing much chatter on when they found out, it would re-contexualise a lot of content we've already cast judgement upon.

I get the impression it was on his birthday and thats why he keeps making vague references to having had a bad birthday
 
What would be the law here, say josh were to call the cops to have her removed?
tmi: I've been here before. Had to call the cops once on a roommate hoping to have them calm him down. Turns out once you call like that and the cops confirm they're being an issue they have to leave the premises even if they are on the lease and paying rent. So that roommate I had was forced to go to his parents for the night even though I told the cops I didn't want that. As for Jessica, probably just hold her in county lockup until she books a flight or they hold her for a night then release her into the streets until she books a flight.
 
if he put Josh in a group home, first off there would be the nuclear meltdown that he'd have to endure just to get Josh in there to start with, but then Josh would be having constant toddler tantrums which would likely require Clint's involvement as the group home tries to figure out what to do with him.
Tard homes are used to this, though. Most tards throw violent tantrums periodically if not regularly. The myth of the gentle retard is just that. They're generally quite difficult to deal with as adult men. Even moreso when they have substance abuse issues like Josh.

I don't think a group home would allow Josh to stream because that would potentially be a privacy issue or even a HIPAA issue for the other residents. Does anybody know of a streamer that goes live from their group home? Genuinely curious. It's all academic anyway, because even if Josh did get into a tard home, callers would ruin it and he'd be thrown out.
 
Tard homes are used to this, though. Most tards throw violent tantrums periodically if not regularly. The myth of the gentle retard is just that. They're generally quite difficult to deal with as adult men. Even moreso when they have substance abuse issues like Josh.

I don't think a group home would allow Josh to stream because that would potentially be a privacy issue or even a HIPAA issue for the other residents. Does anybody know of a streamer that goes live from their group home? Genuinely curious. It's all academic anyway, because even if Josh did get into a tard home, callers would ruin it and he'd be thrown out.
Daniel Larson used to do phone streams from his group home IIRC. Though, that probably was one of the many reasons for him being kicked out.
 
I mean, the other side of the coin is Cyraxx. He lives with his grandma, and says the trolls won't let him get a job. He won't read superchats like Josh, because he's super adamant that he wants to make money on his art. He has no idea what to do when his grandma dies, and he doesn't receive SSI like Josh.

I'd rather my hypothetical son be a Cobes than a Raxx, even without the sicko shit.
Agreed that Cobes' situation is better than Cyrax.

I think the best plan is help your ugly retard son live independently, and as long as they are functioning well enough while not harming anyone else, let it be.

There's lots of situations like Josh. Struggling people finding any way to cope, like Josh does with alcohol. It's hard to watch, but parents like Clint also realize "What can I do?" . And again, as long as he's not harming others, *shrug*.

Cobes' uniqueness is he has a YouTube channel and became an e-celebrity accruing hate watchers that want to irrationally destroy his life, and has damaged his mental health while somehow making good money doing this.

Let Josh make his mistakes like continuing his Youtube and letting Jessica in his apartment, which both played a part in getting him evicted. Which he knew were problems as he wasn't streaming with her. Hopefully, he learns. *rainbow*
 
He’s so calm about being evicted. He genuinely doesn’t care. Even Jessica’s meth-powered cleaning ritual couldn’t exorcise the food hack residue from his kitchen, so maybe he’s just tired of his own dirt? This guy truly does not give a fuck
Of course he's not worried, his new place is going to be even BETTER than this one, trust and believe toobz
 
NAL started a new livestream 7 minutes ago. It's called "F*ck the pain away" (with a peach emoji at the end). She is not muted at present and is talking about Josh.

Jessica is really slotting into the lolcow roster nicely. She has all the typical signs of one, namely her constant shrieking for privacy despite streaming 24/7 and sharing every aspect of her life with strangers on the internet.
 
I would give zero credibility to something just based on NAL saying it on her stream. Maybe she has the idea in her head that she's somehow going to buy a bog shack with Cobra, that does not at all mean that it actually can or will happen.
True but cobra also mentioned a house in his latest stream with an off-hand comment like "it doesn't matter if its my own house or an apartment" or something like it
 
Tard homes are used to this, though. Most tards throw violent tantrums periodically if not regularly. The myth of the gentle retard is just that. They're generally quite difficult to deal with as adult men. Even moreso when they have substance abuse issues like Josh.

I don't think a group home would allow Josh to stream because that would potentially be a privacy issue or even a HIPAA issue for the other residents. Does anybody know of a streamer that goes live from their group home? Genuinely curious. It's all academic anyway, because even if Josh did get into a tard home, callers would ruin it and he'd be thrown out.

I can't imagine a group home would want him streaming. But it is an open question as to how much retard rage such a place is equipped to handle. In the past I feel more confident that tard-outs could be met with plenty of countervailing violence and suppressed. These days? The only relevant example I can think of here is Daniel Larson who seemed able to stream and get online from his group home or whatever care facility he was in and consistently got kicked out due to his violent freakouts, ending up homeless as a result.

True but cobra also mentioned a house in his latest stream with an off-hand comment like "it doesn't matter if its my own house or an apartment" or something like it

Cobra also said for months on end that Puff was just hibernating for the winter and would come back any day now. He's not any more credible than Methica.

He’s so calm about being evicted. He genuinely doesn’t care. Even Jessica’s meth-powered cleaning ritual couldn’t exorcise the food hack residue from his kitchen, so maybe he’s just tired of his own dirt? This guy truly does not give a fuck

He knows papa Clint is just going to do all the heavy lifting and pay for everything to put him in a new place, so yeah, he genuinely has nothing to worry about.
 
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