Falcos_Commisar
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Spunt's helpful guide to Britain for fat Americans - Learn about Anglos so you can hate them better
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FOIGHT FOIGHT FOIGHT FOIGHT FOIGHT WEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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I hope @RACISM and @Falcos_Commisar have drunk at least 8 pints of Stella, that's a proper British fight. Bonus points if you're doing it shirtless in sub-zero weather.
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Lightweight identified. Who gets into a fight before you even have a buzz going?
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Done specifically so they don’t have to deal with you.
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Didn't Saville also prey on girls who were residents of troubled teen homes? Abuse of kids who have the "bad kid" label is particularly unlikely to be taken seriously.
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It's what has been happening since Rotherham with the Muslim grooming gangs. Broken homes create such an incredibly dangerous environment for children to be in. Sick.
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And cancer patients. And other terminally ill kids. And literally children's corpses in morgues.
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Does pissing on your foe happen in these big bar brawls?
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No. You piss yourself instead, to assert dominance and all that.
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WICKED PISSA!
Oh wait that's Boston not Brit-tards.
Oh wait that's Boston not Brit-tards.
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Would you care to expand on this?
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Apparently the people in charge couldn't schedule for shit so you had situations where on Monday's they'd be begging people to do overtime because it was so busy, but by mid-week they'd be sending out emails offering people unpaid leave to fuck off because it was quiet and there were too many staff on.
Target times for calls was only like 2-3 minutes, which covered everything from finding the person's account to going through security to figuring out their issue and then usually passing it to the actual jobcentre to deal with because call centre staff had zero power to actually do anything.
Back in the days before coof, when they could book appointments (I met the person during coof when face to face appts had stopped), they had to run a check on the person who wanted the appointment to make sure they hadn't been banned from attending jobcentres/had restrictions from previously kicking off etc. Occasionally they couldn't do that for whatever reason in which case they had to put the appt details into a fucking excel spreadsheet of all things, and someone from the jobcentre would then deal with it. However because the spreadsheets were shared documents and there were hundreds of call centre staff it meant sometimes they couldn't save it as someone else had it open so eventually they had like 8 copy of copy of copy of x.
Shit also apparently got much worse during coof because the call numbers absolutely exploded (they were told there were more new claims during coof than there were during the 2008 financial crisis) and after the lockdown the call waiting queue was like 20k all day everyday. That meant taking on tons of new homeworking staff, and because their training was rushed (and some of them were just shit), they were doing all sorts of dumb shit: shit-talking/mocking callers over IMs, randomly saving copies of forms full of people's personal info to the shared drive in contravention of data protection (and basic common sense), trying to access family/friends accounts despite being told literally day 1 that was watched for and was instant dismissal etc
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You’ve got to have it spill out of the bar and end up grappling with each other in the pile of bin bags outside the fried chicken shop. Bonus points for your ‘birds’ having a side fight for your honour as well. The first one to get a good grip and not be thwarted by the others skin tight Ben Sherman clubwear has the advantage
I think that would be unseemly.
K-Hole
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Falcos_Commisar said:
Sikhs get a lot less chill when their population becomes a majority and a dirty gora (white man) tries to marry their daughter(s).
Oh and their kids degenerate into drug dealers and wannabe gang bangers.
(sorry, not able to quote properly).
There was a case recently here in bongistan where 8 seeks battered to death another sikh with baseball bats and golf clubs and metal bars. Ripped his head open down to the brain and left him to die on the street. His sikh mate that worked at the delivery firm dobbed him in to the other pack of sicks (sorry, sikhs). They ambushed him when he made a delivery.
Case was strange because there was no motive given for the attack, but he had obiously pissed some one off, namely the sikh community. The judge said there was no need to establish a motive to prove a murder took place. They were found guilty, a few of them are still on the run, and they await sentencing.
Aurman Singh, 23, was murdered by four men in broad daylight in Shrewsbury, Shropshire, on August 21, 2023, in a killing that did not have a clear motive.
Doorbell footage captured the moment the killers - Arshdeep Singh, 24, Jagdeep Singh, 22, Shivdeep Singh, 26, and Manjot Singh, 24, - fled in two getaway cars after the brutal attack.
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Four men - Harpreet Singh, Mehakdeep Singh, Harwinder Singh Turna and Sehajpal Singh - are still wanted in connection with the case. They are said to have been taken to and from the scene of the killing in a Mercedes.
During the six-week trial, prosecutors said: 'It isn't necessary in order to prove murder to prove a motive, to prove why it happened.
'And in this case the prosecution will not try to prove why it happened. We don't have evidence to prove why it happened.'
Singh is a sikh name, in case you didn't know.
Seems like a little inter-community justice was meted out and the courts were happy to let sleeping dogs lie, probably because whatever he did was so bad it would just stir up more shit. This is conjecture on my part. He may have been completely innocent. In other news a young lad was stabbed to death on the dancefloor of a nightclub for acccidentally bumping in to someone at the bar. That's bongistan for you...
We've all done it!
Sikhs get a lot less chill when their population becomes a majority and a dirty gora (white man) tries to marry their daughter(s).
Oh and their kids degenerate into drug dealers and wannabe gang bangers.
(sorry, not able to quote properly).
There was a case recently here in bongistan where 8 seeks battered to death another sikh with baseball bats and golf clubs and metal bars. Ripped his head open down to the brain and left him to die on the street. His sikh mate that worked at the delivery firm dobbed him in to the other pack of sicks (sorry, sikhs). They ambushed him when he made a delivery.
Case was strange because there was no motive given for the attack, but he had obiously pissed some one off, namely the sikh community. The judge said there was no need to establish a motive to prove a murder took place. They were found guilty, a few of them are still on the run, and they await sentencing.
Aurman Singh, 23, was murdered by four men in broad daylight in Shrewsbury, Shropshire, on August 21, 2023, in a killing that did not have a clear motive.
Doorbell footage captured the moment the killers - Arshdeep Singh, 24, Jagdeep Singh, 22, Shivdeep Singh, 26, and Manjot Singh, 24, - fled in two getaway cars after the brutal attack.
...
Four men - Harpreet Singh, Mehakdeep Singh, Harwinder Singh Turna and Sehajpal Singh - are still wanted in connection with the case. They are said to have been taken to and from the scene of the killing in a Mercedes.
During the six-week trial, prosecutors said: 'It isn't necessary in order to prove murder to prove a motive, to prove why it happened.
'And in this case the prosecution will not try to prove why it happened. We don't have evidence to prove why it happened.'
Singh is a sikh name, in case you didn't know.
Seems like a little inter-community justice was meted out and the courts were happy to let sleeping dogs lie, probably because whatever he did was so bad it would just stir up more shit. This is conjecture on my part. He may have been completely innocent. In other news a young lad was stabbed to death on the dancefloor of a nightclub for acccidentally bumping in to someone at the bar. That's bongistan for you...
We've all done it!
Shining Wit
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As much as I lament the death of the countries nightlife scenes, I wont miss having to encounter coked out Pikies on a weekly basis
I feel bad for the young, they've got no cheap places to be dumb now
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Anglo-Saxons arrived after Romans left, invited by the Britons to fight the Picts. Romans fucked Celts in the ass, which means Welsh and Irish.
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Anecdote from my friend.
He's a plumber in Germany that fixes decades-old screw-ups and very old German plumber master told him that a screwed-up job is called "a good English job" (this is the only English the guy knows). He started his career in the 1960s in Hamburg attached to English volunteers that wanted to help rebuild Hamburg after the carpet bombings, and they were there since 1946. During their time there they've fucked up so many things that they persist to this day, and so does the above expression. Those morons were gluing steel pipes, welding copper with steel and when they finally opened a heat and power plant no one had central heating because the return was connected to drain water - straight into the river. (apologies for poor terminology, I am not a plumber and I'm translating from his native language)
EDIT: An example of a "good English job" in Leeds. I have zero knowledge in plumbing or technical knowledge in general and even I can see that something's not right
He's a plumber in Germany that fixes decades-old screw-ups and very old German plumber master told him that a screwed-up job is called "a good English job" (this is the only English the guy knows). He started his career in the 1960s in Hamburg attached to English volunteers that wanted to help rebuild Hamburg after the carpet bombings, and they were there since 1946. During their time there they've fucked up so many things that they persist to this day, and so does the above expression. Those morons were gluing steel pipes, welding copper with steel and when they finally opened a heat and power plant no one had central heating because the return was connected to drain water - straight into the river. (apologies for poor terminology, I am not a plumber and I'm translating from his native language)
EDIT: An example of a "good English job" in Leeds. I have zero knowledge in plumbing or technical knowledge in general and even I can see that something's not right
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When I was a small boy our plumber was one of those Master German plumbers, who we had to pay huge amounts of money for but whose repairs would actually take, rather than break again in a week or two if you got some native bodger to hit the pipes cluelessly with a hammer. His name was Herr Zeidel and he had the most comedic, mad scientist Bavarian accent this side of Heinz Wolff. I will always remember his bellowing once he stuck his head into our pipework: "Mein Gott!! I haff to vear ze dark glasses ven I look in here, zis pipework burns my eyes!! GOTT IN HIMMEL ZIS PUMP IS INSTALLED UPSIDE-DOWN!! No vonder you cannot get ze heating on, whoever did zis ist ein Schweinhund Britischer Dumkopf!!" or words to that effect.