Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Ogre Magi]

I’m gonna be real sad if next week’s stream shows a thoroughly more trashed room compared to now. The moments where he goes full apeshit and destroys things are my favorites.

We won't miss anything as long as he's streaming on Discord, but then again he keeps blowing all the off-stream.

 

[Forgetful Kiwi]

He literally brought up the forum the other day when someone asked why "kiwi" is censored in his chat. He said this place is a hate filled evil website that has driven people to suicide. Kiwi Farms has also shown up in his search history. This was from December

I love how he first had to google "kiwi" before anything else

 

[Focken Kiwi]

But we love the Bossman here

He's pretty damn disrespectful to his dad sometimes and I dislike that about him but I don't hate him. When he's being left alone to his own devices, he's generally entertaining. I wish the rats would leave him alone.

But seriously Austin. Your dad just wanted to give you a cheeseburger. Put the bong and the crack pipe down for a moment, step away from the funny money shredding machine and give him a hug.

 

[BigUUUU]

They just wanted an excuse to ba- ahem, suspend him. Beating the fuck out of your own head is technically self-harm, even if it's not actionable self-harm, while ruining a room in your parents' house is not. Kick probably hates the rats and juicers more than Austin does.

Why would they?

 

[G19]

Bossman is clearly a new favorite, but there's plenty of other people getting featured too. Bossman can have his time in the limelight.
Until we wake up one day to see the Farms renamed to Bossman Barns, your kvetching is misplaced.

And regardless, this is pretty feature-worthy considering I've never seen the guy hit himself so hard and so much before. It's a new level of fucked up for sure.

 

[Khartoperon]

I love how literally any time BMJ has a minor inconvenience in his life he immediately defaults to this.

He's a child in the body of a grown man. His immediate reaction to anything not going according to his whims is to throw a tantrum, scream, and break whatever he can get his hands on. I've seen grade schoolers with better impulse control than him.

 

[Ogre Magi]

Bossman Barns

I'd love to see a mock-up of what Bossman Barns would look like. I'm picturing the site logo with a between Bossman and Barns.

 

[eatler]

Bossman Barns

That would of been a great April fools joke actually. All the stickers are replaced with slot machine characters push notifications could be bossman screaming YEEAAAAHHHH. Notifications could be enabled for only negratings and you would hear “I hate my life dude!”

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

Bossman Barns

Sounds like Dear Feeder has his next April Fools day prank ready to go.

 

[break these cuffs]

He's a child in the body of a grown man. His immediate reaction to anything not going according to his whims is to throw a tantrum, scream, and break whatever he can get his hands on. I've seen grade schoolers with better impulse control than him.

Yeah, but I doubt you've ever seen anyone in your preschool make fat stacks like BMJ. Have your mom come over after she drops you off at daycare. DAMN THAT PUSSY NICE!

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

I'd love to see a mock-up of what Bossman Barns would look like. I'm picturing the site logo with a between Bossman and Barns.

I made a super quick mock up:

I hope you guys like it. I really like the name "Bossman Barns", it flows very naturally.

 

[G19]

I made a super quick mock up:
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I hope you guys like it. I really like the name "Bossman Barns", it flows very naturally.

Excellent. Just needs a hole somewhere in the walls.

 

[draggs]

Bossman knows exactly where his Kick check goes

Stake takes it from him

Rips it from his arms like a chud stealing a babby from its mother at the subway station to disappear into the tunnels with the other RATS

Poor Bossman dindu nuffin, literally, and his money is GONE. No connection between him hitting gamba button 50 times in one minute and his money disappearing

Then RATS disrespect him by not juicing or expecting to be paid back WITH INTEREST FUCK FUCK FUCKKKKK

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

I don't know how feasible this is, but it would be funny if the Bossman Barns logo appeared whenever you were in this thread, like how the Keffals thread has that "Oh Canada" disclaimer, or the "You gonna carry that gunt" text in Ethan Ralph's thread.

 

[Blagher]

God how tf does bossman AND Cobes have major events happen on the same day, April fools of all days too

 

[Buster Scruggs]

Lol,
Lmao even.


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My favorite part in watching his own chat ignoring him is probably the fact that nobody is replying on purpose because they know he’ll call them a rat unless they say the magic words: “here’s some juice bossman”. Literally walking on eggshells.

 

[Merry]

My favorite part in watching his own chat ignoring him is probably the fact that nobody is replying on purpose because they know he’ll call them a rat unless they say the magic words: “here’s some juice bossman”. Literally walking on eggshells.

More pathetic than a heroin addict begging, because at least they're usually zonked out of their minds to have an excuse

 

[Twinkie]

I don't know how feasible this is, but it would be funny if the Bossman Barns logo appeared whenever you were in this thread, like how the Keffals thread has that "Oh Canada" disclaimer, or the "You gonna carry that gunt" text in Ethan Ralph's thread.

19 hours in Xenforo control panel

 

[Cemetery Support]

They sort of have to if they want to stay under the radar of regulators once there is a paper trail of people reporting it.
Kick has a proven track record of being the most fair and transparent of them all. It seems really hard to get perma-banned and they still pay you out if you do.

They should not unban him until he sets a fucking limiter on his audio. I basically stopped watching his live streams since he changed his mic setup.

the longer you listen the quieter it gets

 

[break these cuffs]

the longer you listen the quieter it gets

That's irreparable hearing damage.