Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AncientPhosphur]

Here’s some free advice for other a-logs of Christ: when pretending to be a Christian to lock down some manic depressive pussy, do NOT get drunk and admit to hating everything about your small town church and religion in front of thousands of people. Otherwise you may find yourself having a very awkward 5 hour shower phone call like this poor sap here:View attachment 5873015

God that tip jar button is hilarious. “Yeah no stream but pay me $10 anyway.” There’s something smarmy about streamers just being advanced panhandlers on the subway ride we call the information superhighway. Worst yet we just know Rekieta is going to end up like your typical vagrant when he begs for a dollar: passed out with an empty bottle besides himself. Now we’re not quite sure if he pisses and soils himself but we’re not curious enough to stick around and investigate either.

 

[break these cuffs]

I hope he can still buy snacks for the bulls after the Taxman comes!

tfw you have to empty your kids' snack drawer for the bulls

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Mobile fagging.

He swears he'll be back guys.

 

[AnOminous]

( I think Confessions was part of philosophy classes for pre-laws as the oldest Supreme Court Justice in history loved it. Correct me if I am wrong @waffle or @AnOminous)

I didn't actually see it, although of Christian philosophers we got a fair amount of Kant on ethics issues.

 

[zimzam88]

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Mobile fagging.

He swears he'll be back guys.

"A month from now I might start doing lolcows streams again, please don't cancel your lolcows memberships while you wait, thanks"

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

You can certainly make the argument it's offensively wrong, but I think the stronger argument, and the the one that would resonate with the most people, is it's just DUMB. No moral judgement needs to be applied to reach that conclusion.

Nobody laughs.
Nobody is shocked.

The "joke" is not working. It is objectively a failure. Anybody with any sense would have retired it by now.

That he keeps pushing it defies all sense. Rekieta's brain is fried.

Lighten up a bit and maybe have a drink or two, incel prude, nothing is funnier than jokes about black people and Stephen Hawking and black Stephen Hawking.

 

[3MMA]

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Mobile fagging.

He swears he'll be back guys.

What does he mean exactly by, “bullshit?” Maybe the Hedo II bulls missed their flight, n shieet? That’s the logical explanation, taking Balldo logic into account.
ETA:

Spoiler: Nicks personal bullshit (nsfw)

 

[Swole McPole]

What does he mean exactly by, “bullshit?”

I'm wired to the teeth and if I appear on-stream looking like this, any prospect of plausible deniability goes right out of the window.

Let me take a couple of benzos, try my best for a good night's sleep and we'll try again tomorrow when the coke is all gone.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

Sean is actually the superior GRRM. Solid GRRM is a faggot who whines about Trump being "a grown up King Joffrey" and supported Hillary Clinton. If you remember, Liquid Snake actually had the dominant superior genes, as does Sean.

 

[Not Even Twice]

Here’s some free advice for other a-logs of Christ: when pretending to be a Christian to lock down some manic depressive pussy, do NOT get drunk and admit to hating everything about your small town church and religion in front of thousands of people. Otherwise you may find yourself having a very awkward 5 hour shower phone call like this poor sap here:View attachment 5873015

What a fucking idiot.
Reap what you sow, Nick. That's a lesson from a book I'm not sure you ever fully read.

 

[Dollar Store Crack Whore]

Gosney is on Nick's show selling the women's form of softcore pornography. I am asking you, no I am beseeching thee, please pull the rip cord on this one early and bail out on Gosney before you find yourselves in another existential e-daddy crises.

I'd bet good money that this is a tactic from Nick to get more old ladies showing him their asses.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

whom I imagine are a big part of Nick's audience

Not anymore. Even if they are...

are going to take kindly to hearing an ultra-liberal theological, New Age ramblefest on Easter.

They won't care. These are the same people that believe Trump when he says shit like "the Bible is my favorite book." They genuinely are incapable of breaking past the cognitive dissonance.

 

[polar bear]

"A month from now I might start doing lolcows streams again, please don't cancel your lolcows memberships while you wait, thanks"

 

[feral cat #6385]

Make fun of Drex being a nigger lusting after midgets, now that's pretty funny.

I can think of something funny Nick can do on stream.

 

[Tumbling tubers are terri]

"A month from now I might start doing lolcows streams again, please don't cancel your lolcows memberships while you wait, thanks"

Steeltoe lady is there again. Steeltoe man on his way

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

I can think of something funny Nick can do on stream.
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"Hey guys! I guess that's WEIRD and FUNNY!"

 

[feral cat #6385]

"Hey guys! I guess that's WEIRD and FUNNY!"

These days he talks guns more than he talks law. He wouldn't want to be known as a non-practicing shooter.

 

[LiquidKid]

It's worded very poorly.

Yeah, it’s one of those times where you have to read it out loud in just the right tone to get what he’s saying,
Hard to believe he’s a high end lawyer with such confusing writing

 

[AnOminous]

"A month from now I might start doing lolcows streams again, please don't cancel your lolcows memberships while you wait, thanks"

Lmao lolcow streams from Lolcow of the Year. That's one of the few actually funny things he's said recently. I don't think he's realized that EVERY stream he does is now a lolcow stream, by definition.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Alright I've finally got time to write up my monthly report (and eventually catch up on the thread, was his Easter show that worth talking about?) As always, numbers recorded by @Potatoherder compiled by me. I've also got plans to do what @Himedall All-seeing Waifu asked and try to sort out his streams by type, gonna try to get that done tonight. Let me know if I should make any changes to the categories. "Other" is just to be a catch all for streams like the Eric July copestreams, for example.

Always appreciated! This visualised decline is very dramatic and illustrative.