Skitzocow David Anthony Stebbins / Acerthorn / stebbinsd / fayettevillesdavid - Litigious autist, obese livestreamer, elder abuser, violent schizo, ladyboy importer, hot dog enjoyer, wereturkey.

[Darkstar_The_Angry]

He's pulling a Greer-style "filing things is sooooooo stressful".

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From your lips to God's ears, Ace.
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"This lawsuit is valid because I literally copy-pasted it!"
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It is almost impressive to see this fuckwit‘s mind at work to play lawyer without actually being able to cite case law for why his claims should be entertained by any court for any reason besides, “I feel like its my right to have my vexatious case heard.” The mental backflips and less than shit attempt to craft effective arguments is at least entertaining.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

You know David, it's pretty sad that Melinda was able to keep her case going for a few years. This looks to be over and done with.

 

[Darkstar_The_Angry]

What a dickhead

So this one was a knee jerk error on my part. A few of us thought the dude in the attached picture was assthorn, so we ran with it. That’s my bad, and I’ll own it. Assthorn is a dickhead, not Shawn.

 

[RodgerDodger]

From your lips to God's ears, Ace.
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Ummm? Yes Mr. Stabbins. That is in fact what a declaration of Vexatious means. It means you have so abused the nature and good faith of the court system, that the courts no longer view you or your filings as valid or actionable by default. And yes it is an overt ruling that you should be restricted in filing any lawsuits in any Federal Court.

 

[Jeb Bush]

You know David, it's pretty sad that Melinda was able to keep her case going for a few years. This looks to be over and done with.

Melinda had the power of Yahweh on her side. All Acerthorn has, is a piss-stained bed, a microwave, somewhat functioning fridge and an endless supply of flies, fleas and roaches.

None of those things are particularly useful in court, unless he can convince Rekieta to join him, in exchange for some microwaved hotdogs - that would still somehow be a step up, from Nicks usual whiskey and Snickers diet.

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

More of Acertard being creative with the facts.

He thinks that the clerks and judge as just as lazy as he is so naturally they won't bother to take 5 seconds to look up the cases quoted. No child, they will just take Acertard's word for it and not look up the facts and go with whatever Acertard says happened. I know I know, he's a fully on narc who can't even comprehend the very idea that he's not the smartest person in the room.

He keeps tossing out all the usual drivel trying to make the Farms and thus Josh look like some kind Hitler which again has nothing to do with a copyright case. Stabby has learned nothing despite filing, what 20 copyright cases? He wastes the courts time by bringing up so much shit that has nothing to do with the case at all in hopes of what? That the judge will just go "Josh bad man" and grant Stabby a ka-billon dollars. Not likely.

The judge will take one look at Stabby's filings and terf it to either California or Stabby's home turf for jurisdiction as Stabby still hasn't offered a single reason as to why West Virginia should be the place to deal with his inane gobbelings.

I mean we all know why he's suing in Virginia but he's got to convince the court that he's not just shopping around for a district that he's not already been labelled a vexatious cunt in and I don't see anything he's listed as a sufficient reason. Nah the judge will probably say take it somewhere else fatty.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Melinda had the power of Yahweh on her side. All Acerthorn has, is a piss-stained bed, a microwave, somewhat functioning fridge and an endless supply of flies, fleas and roaches.

None of those things are particularly useful in court, unless he can convince Rekieta to join him, in exchange for some microwaved hotdogs - that would still somehow be a step up, from Nicks usual whiskey and Snickers diet.

He can just tell Rekieta that he can bring back an old sex toy that was popular with some demographics. He'd be all over that.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

This line is my favorite.

The way he crashes from one analogy to the next is great.

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

This line is my favorite.
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The way he crashes from one analogy to the next is great.

I don't even understand this?

Josh should be weary? I guess he means wary? As in afraid rather then tired?

But who the fuck knows with Acertard, maybe he really means Hardin will get tired of being paid to rebuke Stabby's shit. So, umm good luck with that Stabby.

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

This line is my favorite.
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The way he crashes from one analogy to the next is great.

First thing that came to mind.

 

[Low IQ Doctor]

No, stalker child, you shall not throw stones. I have already won, enjoy your glass house.

 

[306h4Ge5eJUJ]

"This lawsuit is valid because I literally copy-pasted it!"

Say what you want, but he isn't lying about "nearly identical in merit".

 

[DEAD BIRD]

This line is my favorite.
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The way he crashes from one analogy to the next is great.

He thinks this kind of thing makes him sound more well read and articulated than he truly is.
It's a weird pseudo-intellectual attempt at trying to be intimidating. He's basically the edgy 14 year old who watched Death Note for the first time and thinks he's literally on a different plane of intelligence than everyone else, but is really as dumb as a box of fucking rocks.

He's pulling a Greer-style "filing things is sooooooo stressful".

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Filing things is literally what this fat hot-dog gobbler gets off on lol. It's insane how he thinks begging the Judge to grant "speedy motions" will work 'cause I think he has done this with multiple of his past cases.

It is genuinely impressive that this man-child has made it as far as he has in his life lol.

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

He's pulling a Greer-style "filing things is sooooooo stressful".

All that time filing he could have spent making his house not look like a crack den.

 

[RodgerDodger]

All that time filing he could have spent making his house not look like a crack den.
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I’ve been in Crack Dens back in the heyday of urban crack dens. Many of them while they were on actual fire. None of them looked as retched and uninhabitable as that lair. The crack den dwellers had some standards.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

All that time filing he could have spent making his house not look like a crack den.
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Every time I see this I crack up. What was he looking at when he made this face? He looks so fucking excited.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I’ve been in Crack Dens back in the heyday of urban crack dens. Many of them while they were on actual fire. None of them looked as retched and uninhabitable as that lair. The crack den dwellers had some standards.

His place reminds me of a methlab after it's been cleaned out.

 

[AnOminous]

The way he crashes from one analogy to the next is great.

So what are we throwing? Stones? Or mud?

I’ve been in Crack Dens back in the heyday of urban crack dens. Many of them while they were on actual fire. None of them looked as retched and uninhabitable as that lair. The crack den dwellers had some standards.

How many crack dens on fire were you in? Because if you weren't a fireman or something. . .

 

[RodgerDodger]

How many crack dens on fire were you in? Because if you weren't a fireman or something. . .

Fire/EMS can best be described as a decades long safari into the depths of human stupidity without ever finding the bottom.

 

[TurboNAS]

Every time I see this I crack up. What was he looking at when he made this face? He looks so fucking excited.

“Your filing has been accepted by the ECF System.”