Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Kosher Dill]

a-logs of Christ

I never knew I was missing such a delightful turn of phrase until it was staring me right in the face.

 

[Chazzed Up]

That's all for March, goddamn Nick has been so boring lately. I'm gonna guess his Easter Day stream went spectacularly, I've seen the Gosney chats screenshot in the Happenings thread, guess he really did have the wool pulled over his eyes about how far gone Nick is. A little charisma and narcissism can go quite the long way.

Do you think Nick might actually get off on the humiliation of his decline...?

 

[LonelyEggRoll]

I know we can’t understand what is keeping Nick so busy that he can only attend to his actual streaming job for around 8 hours a week, and even then he disappears in the middle of streams to ‘check on the family’ for extended periods of time.

I like to imagine as Nick’s body has shrunk, he has experienced an Alice in Wonderland syndrome situation within his own massive house, where it has become labyrinthian to him, and he becomes lost and entangled within its halls and walls. Even going for a bathroom break is a huge trek for tiny Nick now, so that’s why it takes so long.

If he really hates all this so much, and he’s clearly so sick, and he’s not making any money right now, he might be better to take a whole month off. Its not like he’s going to lose any momentum.
Attend to all the fucking chores that are taking up so much time, then come back when there is a good trial to cover, relaunch with JUST that, not with any wishy washy week of random topics.

I can’t see any other way back out of this spiral.

 

[polar bear]

Do you think Nick might actually get off on the humiliation of his decline...?

Can I humbly present you my schizo theory about this?
It's a 4d chess thing. Nick gets off on his delusion that all the kiwibullies are wrong and he is akshually doing fantastic. He's the "I was just pretending to be retarded" guy.

My reasoning:
1. If he would simply get off on being humiliated - all he'd have to do is to tell us that he lost his contract, his wife is getting railed by Drex, his family hates him, he is pissing blood and vomiting black stuff everyday. Basically, everything we speculate about, he'd confirm it.
2. Instead, he only throws small bones for us to pick on - he doesn't wash his hair, he reads 2 buck superchats now (remember $20 rule back in the day?), he gets embarrassingly drunk and talk nonsense, he whines and cries about how hard his life is, how the SCHEDULE ruins everything
3. BUT - at the same time - he is still smug, judgmental, talks how his goblin is beautiful, how his life is GREAT, his liver numbers are GREAT, his hedonistic lifestyle makes him HAPPY.

So to me, this confirms he is a power hungry cuck. He does not want to be seen as a cuck - but he is one, and so in order to cope with it, he chose the middle way - in which he is deluding himself that he is doing better than all of us. This way he can put zero effort into pretending he is a normal man and not a cuck - but at the same time, he walks a very tight line. He has to - every day he is on a verge of being found out. And that CANNOT happen, ever. He will not work on himself to become less of a cuck. But he also will never want us to have that final clarification that he is one. He's dangling his cuckery over our heads, blissfully unaware that we don't actually need a PICTORAL EBIDANCE, we already know.

I suppose it is a bit like when somebody is mega gay and embarrassed because of it, but rather than admit their mind degenerated due to addiction to sex and treat the main issue, they look for a female beard, and they keep jerking off to gay porn. It's a workaround to prevent them from having to face the fact that something in their soul is broken and has to be fixed.
Fixing requires effort, Nick doesn't do effort. Delusions it is then.

 

[Chazzed Up]

Can I humbly present you my schizo theory about this?
It's a 4d chess thing. Nick gets off on his delusion that all the kiwibullies are wrong and he is akshually doing fantastic. He's the "I was just pretending to be retarded" guy.

My reasoning:
1. If he would simply get off on being humiliated - all he'd have to do is to tell us that he lost his contract, his wife is getting railed by Drex, his family hates him, he is pissing blood and vomiting black stuff everyday. Basically, everything we speculate about, he'd confirm it.
2. Instead, he only throws small bones for us to pick on - he doesn't wash his hair, he reads 2 buck superchats now (remember $20 rule back in the day?), he gets embarrassingly drunk and talk nonsense, he whines and cries about how hard his life is, how the SCHEDULE ruins everything
3. BUT - at the same time - he is still smug, judgmental, talks how his goblin is beautiful, how his life is GREAT, his liver numbers are GREAT, his hedonistic lifestyle makes him HAPPY.

So to me, this confirms he is a power hungry cuck. He does not want to be seen as a cuck - but he is one, and so in order to cope with it, he chose the middle way - in which he is deluding himself that he is doing better than all of us. This way he can put zero effort into pretending he is a normal man and not a cuck - but at the same time, he walks a very tight line. He has to - every day he is on a verge of being found out. And that CANNOT happen, ever. He will not work on himself to become less of a cuck. But he also will never want us to have that final clarification that he is one. He's dangling his cuckery over our heads, blissfully unaware that we don't actually need a PICTORAL EBIDANCE, we already know.

I suppose it is a bit like when somebody is mega gay and embarrassed because of it, but rather than admit their mind degenerated due to addiction to sex and treat the main issue, they look for a female beard, and they keep jerking off to gay porn. It's a workaround to prevent them from having to face the fact that something in their soul is broken and has to be fixed.
Fixing requires effort, Nick doesn't do effort. Delusions it is then.

Wow that is pretty schizo, but very nuanced and observant. Don't know if it's true but maybe it'll become my new headcanon.

 

[Crinoids]

Calling it now: He thinks Stephen Hawking was hot. He is a quadriplegic fetishist and gay.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Kill Nick Rekieta. Behead Nick Rekieta. Roundhouse kick Nick Rekieta into the concrete. Slam dunk a Nick Rekieta baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Nick Rekieta. Defecate in Nick Rekieta's food. Launch Nick Rekieta into the sun. Stir fry Nick Rekieta in a wok. Toss Nick Rekieta into active volcanoes. Urinate into Nick Rekieta's gas tank. Judo throw Nick Rekieta into a wood chipper. Twist Nick Rekieta's heads off. Report Nick Rekieta to the IRS. Karate chop Nick Rekieta in half. Curb stomp pregnant Nick Rekieta. Trap Nick Rekieta in quicksand. Crush Nick Rekieta in the trash compactor. Liquefy Nick Rekieta in a vat of acid. Eat Nick Rekieta. Dissect Nick Rekieta. Exterminate Nick Rekieta in the gas chamber. Stomp Nick Rekieta's skull with steel toed boots. Cremate Nick Rekieta in the oven. Lobotomize Nick Rekieta. Mandatory abortions for Nick Rekieta. Grind Nick Rekieta fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Nick Rekieta in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Nick Rekieta with a ray gun. Kick old Nick Rekieta down the stairs. Feed Nick Rekieta to alligators. Slice Nick Rekieta with a katana.

 

[Maude Snew]

Calling it now: He thinks Stephen Hawking was hot. He is a quadriplegic fetishist and gay.

He'd better as he's quickly approaching the same body type.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Kill Nick Rekieta. Behead Nick Rekieta. Roundhouse kick Nick Rekieta into the concrete. Slam dunk a Nick Rekieta baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Nick Rekieta. Defecate in Nick Rekieta's food. Launch Nick Rekieta into the sun. Stir fry Nick Rekieta in a wok. Toss Nick Rekieta into active volcanoes. Urinate into Nick Rekieta's gas tank. Judo throw Nick Rekieta into a wood chipper. Twist Nick Rekieta's heads off. Report Nick Rekieta to the IRS. Karate chop Nick Rekieta in half. Curb stomp pregnant Nick Rekieta. Trap Nick Rekieta in quicksand. Crush Nick Rekieta in the trash compactor. Liquefy Nick Rekieta in a vat of acid. Eat Nick Rekieta. Dissect Nick Rekieta. Exterminate Nick Rekieta in the gas chamber. Stomp Nick Rekieta's skull with steel toed boots. Cremate Nick Rekieta in the oven. Lobotomize Nick Rekieta. Mandatory abortions for Nick Rekieta. Grind Nick Rekieta fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Nick Rekieta in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Nick Rekieta with a ray gun. Kick old Nick Rekieta down the stairs. Feed Nick Rekieta to alligators. Slice Nick Rekieta with a katana.

Ok, again, but with a pope hat on.

 

[AltisticRight]

but if your main gripe is that it's soft on Islam, you either missed its pre-woke era or you're restricting its definition to only its post-woke state.

Yeah, you're right, or rather the current state.
Draw Muhammad Day was also a New Atheist thing. That's why I said at some point the idiotic leftoids chased out people they deemed "problematic".

 

[Stupor Mario]

Do you think Nick might actually get off on the humiliation of his decline...?

Does Nick get off on humiliation or does he rather get off on contrarianism?

I'm thinking of the recent incident where Nick appeared on camera semi-nude and licked that dude's face. That was a very deliberate act of exhibitionism. Nick knows that all of his critics would see this. Why did he do it? I'm thinking maybe he did it, because he knows it's going to piss people off. Instead of acting less gay, he wants to lean hard into the Nick-is-gay meme, because FUCK YOU, I DO WHAT I WANT!!!!!

With the whole religion standup routine I'm thinking along the same lines. Why would Nick deliberately ramble on and on about how much he thinks his church and religion are stupid knowing that a lot of people in his audience are devout Christians? Again is it because he instinctively always has to do the opposite of what people want, because for him this demonstrates how nobody controls him, nobody gets to tell him what to do? Because the only thing that gratifies him more than hedonistic excess is defiance and acting out of pure spite? I don't know, just some thoughts.

 

[AnOminous]

I know we can’t understand what is keeping Nick so busy that he can only attend to his actual streaming job for around 8 hours a week, and even then he disappears in the middle of streams to ‘check on the family’ for extended periods of time.

"Family" is a weird name for lines of cocaine.

 

[Chazzed Up]

Does Nick get off on humiliation or does he rather get off on contrarianism?

I'm thinking of the recent incident where Nick appeared on camera semi-nude and licked that dude's face. That was a very deliberate act of exhibitionism. Nick knows that all of his critics would see this. Why did he do it? I'm thinking maybe he did it, because he knows it's going to piss people off. Instead of acting less gay, he wants to lean hard into the Nick-is-gay meme, because FUCK YOU, I DO WHAT I WANT!!!!!

With the whole religion standup routine I'm thinking along the same lines. Why would Nick deliberately ramble on and on about how much he thinks his church and religion are stupid knowing that a lot of people in his audience are devout Christians? Again is it because he instinctively always has to do the opposite of what people want, because for him this demonstrates how nobody controls him, nobody gets to tell him what to do? Because the only thing that gratifies him more than hedonistic excess is defiance and acting out of pure spite? I don't know, just some thoughts.

Oppositional defiance would be in line with the mid-life teen rebellion stage he's going through. His narc strategy is one I have to admit I've never seen before. I've never dealt with one who embraces the critiques leveled at them. Usually they obsessively try to refute them, or use it to claim victimhood. I'm still kind of learning how Nick's copes have evolved over time but it's just bizarre and hard to follow. The effects of the substance abuse combined with his lawyer-y filibustering just makes for a smokescreen of faggotry.

 

[AnOminous]

3. BUT - at the same time - he is still smug, judgmental, talks how his goblin is beautiful, how his life is GREAT, his liver numbers are GREAT, his hedonistic lifestyle makes him HAPPY.

Why would someone with GREAT liver numbers even talk about them? Shouldn't any normal person have great liver numbers? Why would they even notice them? Nick is basically admitting those numbers are a serious concern because who the fuck else would care about them?

Nick's liver numbers are shit, I guarantee it.

I'm still kind of learning how Nick's copes have evolved over time but it's just bizarre and hard to follow.

Just remember, any time you have to interpret Nick's skeletal behavior, his immense and insatiable desire for cock explains it.

 

[Chazzed Up]

Just remember, any time you have to interpret Nick's skeletal behavior, his immense and insatiable desire for cock explains it.

Let's call that Rekieta's Law

 

[ChromaQuack]

Nick knows that all of his critics would see this. Why did he do it? I'm thinking maybe he did it, because he knows it's going to piss people off. Instead of acting less gay, he wants to lean hard into the Nick-is-gay meme, because FUCK YOU, I DO WHAT I WANT!!!!!

I can tell you without a shadow of a doubt that nothing would make me seethe harder than if Nicky got on a camporn streaming site where he stuck hooks and bottles inside his butt for $0.69.

Let's call that Rekieta's Law

Maybe the real RekietaLaw was the cocks Nick sucked along the way.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Do you think Nick might actually get off on the humiliation of his decline...?

Nick get's off on shocking people, but he's bad at it. He's just a naked, skinny-fat, white dude in a trench coat trying to terrorize people in a public park. Except it's 2024, and pride parades made flashers obsolete a decade ago.

The reason he's unraveling is because his fragile girl ego can't handle that people are laughing at him for being retarded instead of being appalled at his mid 2000's Shadow the Hedgehog edge.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick get's off on shocking people, but he's bad at it. He's just a naked, skinny-fat, white dude in a trench coat trying to terrorize people in a public park.

He's like this Onion piece about Marilyn Manson desperately going door to door trying to shock people and they're pretending to be shocked out of pity.

https://www.theonion.com/marilyn-manson-now-going-door-to-door-trying-to-shock-p-1819565904

 

[3MMA]

Yeah, when you have to tell someone, “it’s funny,” it’s usually not. Then there’s how Nick takes it even further, constantly telling everyone how funny, weird, & gay everything is. Best he ever gets is two outta three, and if funny things happen, it’s unintentional on Nicks part.

 

[Chazzed Up]

Moreso than any specific phrases Nick uses, it's his valleygirl speaking style that aggros the fuck out of me.