Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

on arguably one of the 'best' pooner chests..
she's made shirtless posts celebrating ruining herself for Easter!
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:crocodile:

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8 years.
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Crazyass
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posting your onlyfans under a post with your childhood picture,
I finally noticed her nsfw linked in bio so even more shirtless pictures holy shit her poon porn is NASTY!
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All those T-powered muscles can't compensate for that tiny girly frame she always had, observe how none of her pooner pics are front faced, only from the side to make herself look bulkier.
this is the closest she comes to facing forwards.
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I take she didn't get phallo yet but really, can she still go back? doubt it...
> ONLYFANS FUNDING HER ROTDOG
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the whole nsfw account is reposting these photo sets so lol.
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Crazy pink bitch
WARNING; POONER ASS
no dick

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Almost all of these are in her bathroom or bedroom

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lolololololol
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Rest of the full pics under another cut to spare the good kiwis here.

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Don't do onlyfans kids. Don't poon.
 
She definitely passes more than the average pooner, that's for sure. And puts effort into working out at least. So if AGPs are the low-effort non-passing male trannies, and the HSTS trannies tend to pass better, what would the pooner equivalent of this be? Pooners like Buck Angel don't tend to be exclusively gay, so I dont know what actually motivates pooners like this.

The way she poses kind of almost makes me think she likes seeing herself in the mirror a little too much? But I could be tripping.
 
You forgot the zippertits
Having eyes sometimes sucks. :cryblood:
The only thing worse than fingerbanging a chick with a yesty pussy is fingerbanging a girl with a cheesy clit.

Can't imagine the horror and disgust of having to touch these teenie tots...
He even dresses like a Tumblr OC.
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Is benzo pete off the wagon again?
The only manly thing about her is the receding hairline.
Nice necrosis bro.

And manly vagina too...
 
Ok, I was not prepared for this, so I didn't get a pic this time, but at the Woolworths at Miranda Fair, Sydney, there is a tiny little Pooner. Obligatory shitty tattoos, black painted nails, had her teets yeeted, disgusting pube beard, textbook vocal fry from all that T, extremely feminine mannerisms that she can't refrain from deploying...and her new name is Ashton!
I said, "No thank you, Miss", when she asked if I need a receipt for my purchases.
I'll be sure to get a pic soon.
 
Ear gauges are a neurotic distraction project for sure. A meet-able goal in the quest to DIY edgelordhood.
I never understood the attraction to gauges, they make a great fingerhole for someone to rip your ear. And when they do get split it looks so weird. When I was a kid I had about 30 piercings but nothing over a 8 now that I've had them out for along time you'd never know it, but people with gauges will never be able to heal normally. Then again if your willing to get your tits chopped off whats a few 2ga holes in your nose or your ears.
You forgot the zippertits
Someone needs to make a cartoon superhero Zippertits, she'd be a tiny pink superhero who fails at everything. Kinda like Koalaman but instead of Koalas she would be a pink failure.
 
This pooner is like this old meme:
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She already got the zippertits and probably sterile due to T, now she's going for broke.
Same facial expression, too. The intentional no-smile tough guy posturing doesn’t help, but it’s amazing that she doesn’t see how distressed her current self looks when her entire gimmick is progression-posting.
 
ONLYFANS FUNDING HER ROTDOG

You ever notice there's no trans porn out there with stink ditches or rot dogs ? Because the people who like trannies and pooners like that you're freak with mismatched genitals, that's the whole appeal. You get a rot dog, now you're just some weird looking gnome manlet with a tube of flesh sewn to your crotch. The attention will dry up.
 
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I like how she thinks that (at least some) gay men who didn't want to fuck a woman will change their minds if the woman explains that she is a man.
Young, straight woman goes to a nightclub, not looking for a LTR, is totally ignored, laments, "I just wish I was an option for some."
Somehow can't put it together that purposely uglifying herself and going to a GAY nightclub is the problem.
Amazing. Just amazing
 
Ok, I was not prepared for this, so I didn't get a pic this time, but at the Woolworths at Miranda Fair, Sydney, there is a tiny little Pooner. Obligatory shitty tattoos, black painted nails, had her teets yeeted, disgusting pube beard, textbook vocal fry from all that T, extremely feminine mannerisms that she can't refrain from deploying...and her new name is Ashton!
I said, "No thank you, Miss", when she asked if I need a receipt for my purchases.
I'll be sure to get a pic soon.
Proud of you!

That expression of dread and pure existential horror in their face when a simple “MISS” or “MAM’” puncture all their surgeries and years of delusions is just priceless.

You ever notice there's no trans porn out there with stink ditches or rot dogs ? Because the people who like trannies and pooners like that you're freak with mismatched genitals, that's the whole appeal. You get a rot dog, now you're just some weird looking gnome manlet with a tube of flesh sewn to your crotch. The attention will dry up.
Just goes to show how degenerate the whole business is.

Even the only people who desire them in a clinically (and retarded) sexual way, don’t ACTUALLY believe that they’re men/women.
 
Proud of you!

That expression of dread and pure existential horror in their face when a simple “MISS” or “MAM’” puncture all their surgeries and years of delusions is just priceless.


Just goes to show how degenerate the whole business is.

Even the only people who desire them in a clinically (and retarded) sexual way, don’t ACTUALLY believe that they’re men/women.
Yawning Sneasel (RIP) insisted they were true and honest women.(because he didn't wanna admit he's a fag)
 
I never understood the attraction to gauges, they make a great fingerhole for someone to rip your ear. And when they do get split it looks so weird. When I was a kid I had about 30 piercings but nothing over a 8 now that I've had them out for along time you'd never know it, but people with gauges will never be able to heal normally. Then again if your willing to get your tits chopped off whats a few 2ga holes in your nose or your ears.
Me neither. Bleah. Even when they're not pale and saggy (or resemble floppy squid legs from being ripped out) they're grotesque. I can't imagine the weight or the sensation of them swinging around. When they first became fashionable in the 1st world (early 1990s ish?) with the body mod boom they were pretty much exclusively a male pursuit. That they've become de rigueur for the pooner set 20 years later is wild. And really pathetic.
 
Ok, I was not prepared for this, so I didn't get a pic this time, but at the Woolworths at Miranda Fair, Sydney, there is a tiny little Pooner. Obligatory shitty tattoos, black painted nails, had her teets yeeted, disgusting pube beard, textbook vocal fry from all that T, extremely feminine mannerisms that she can't refrain from deploying...and her new name is Ashton!
I said, "No thank you, Miss", when she asked if I need a receipt for my purchases.
I'll be sure to get a pic soon.
The Pooner s immunized against all dangers: One may call her a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off her like water off a raincoat. But call her a Miss and you will be astonished at how she recoils, how injured she is, how she suddenly shrinks back: "I’ve been found out".
 
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