Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Grape Garden said:
If the bog wench doesn't get to him first. If she monetizes her YouTube she can maybe afford more than a 8$ machete. Though a lifetime with her seems like a fate worse than death.
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i highly doubt she'll be able to get monetized, between how often she just deletes her streams, the shit she puts out, and the endless stream of reports that will come in, getting monetized or retaining monetization isn't happening. shes better off begging for donos via cashapp and crying about how no one donates.
 
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BPD Gunt Rider said:
Youtube effectively automatically monetizes everyone once they reach their thresholds. Keeping it is another story, which she likely could not.
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Yeah there is no way she can keep a channel monetized, I imagine she would be struck fairly often, not to mention she cant keep those saddle bags in her fucking shirt and whatever vile tangents she goes on where she calls people faggots (lol), tells them they get fucked and/or to get fucked by their parents, substance abuse, calling people retarded, etc. etc. So even if she does, like her last channel, will probably get banned. Not to mention her rogue mods. She has stated that YouTube would be the way to go for a job for her, at this rate her moving to Casper would take YEARS unless she could helicopter those tits to hypnotize Josh into letting her just come without paying her own way to get there.

It is guaranteed paypigs will get her more flights out there, I heard they use points to pay for them, but I don't think they will fund her entire move to Casper. We won't be seeing her for at least 2 months according to Josh. If that ends up being true, who knows?
 
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ASeabear8952 said:
End Of Season 2

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Well done! I like the idea of the different apartments being different seasons. "Saga" doesn't describe most of the cobraverse too well, except maybe the small skirmishes like when he got into it with the bald-sicko recently.
Grape Garden said:
I feel it got really bad when he moved into the current apartment he is in. And also he wasn't able to get another job, banned from bars so I guess he figured he would just cope like this.
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That's pretty much where I'd call it too. Once his "friends" stopped showing up and he couldn't go to his favorite places, he pretty much just had the troles and booze for company. Monotony, loneliness, and intoxicants really added up fast in regard to brain damage when that started.
 
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Your Landlord said:
Well done! I like the idea of the different apartments being different seasons. "Saga" doesn't describe most of the cobraverse too well, except maybe the small skirmishes like when he got into it with the bald-sicko recently.
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Hate to burst everyone’s bubble but this wasn’t done by me. I wish I had that kind of talent LOL. Null you can take my trophy away if you want.
 
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GibMoneyPls said:
Everyone with these big plans for future Josh. Haven't noticed anyone talk about how he is drinking every minute he is awake now. Real alcoholism coming in nicely.

His metabolism retired this year too. His teeth have started to fall out. This girl has potentially introduced him to new drugs.

This chick is only one problem that he's going to be dealing with this year. With all the new people he has an endless supply of booze now. Doesn't even need to beg. He's one of few alcoholics that probably won't run out of money no matter how much he drinks. He's fucked.
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He's hitting the booze harder than I've seen him ever before, to the point where I incorrectly assumed Xannex had to be involved. This isn't the once a week obliteration with a cash induced break from being drunk anymore, he's always completely blasted and usually on hard liquor. Even if he would prefer to just drink Bud Light Peach instead of jars of "moonshine" (infused everclear), that's not what reddit is sending him specifically to fast track him to full blown chemical addiction.

Your point reminds me of Intervention where the big ultimatum was that the addict either goes to treatment or the family cuts them off entirely. That's all completely useless with Cobes. He wants to be cut off anyway, would probably rather end up homeless than to be told what to do and will inevitably be sent more liquor no matter where he is. Same shit with onlyusemeblade, except blade wasn't born a retard. God forbid IP2 gets their mitts on him.
 
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Null said:
so should i crowdfund buying him a quarter acre and trailer in casper? Is he still too alcoholic to scan mail?
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If it would actually work, I'd say yes.

The thing about Josh though is that he's such an irresponsible ODD man-child that he'd turn it down because it sounds like too much work and cope by saying "I'm gunna do it on my own"
 
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Null said:
so should i crowdfund buying him a quarter acre and trailer in casper? Is he still too alcoholic to scan mail?
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He's got way too many Reddit A-Logs. Half of them would try to get him thrown off that property and the other half would bribe him with booze to read your mail on stream.
 
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GamerGateSurvivor said:
He's got way too many Reddit A-Logs. Half of them would try to get him thrown off that property and the other half would bribe him with booze to read your mail on stream.
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Thrown off property I own? I'd be more concerned about the mail but I do have a working system right now and don't really need him to do anything.

Does he get disability or HUD income? Has he ever had any sex pest or 'weirdo' controversy?
 
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