Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Patrick has to be at least a head shorter than Larry so imagine this midget wanting to pick a fight with you.
I think Larry is someone who wasn't a total shitlib and was somewhat shunned from these cons for being a trump fan, fatso probably thought he was going to own a chud and Larry just mogged him.
 
I think Larry is someone who wasn't a total shitlib and was somewhat shunned from these cons for being a trump fan, fatso probably thought he was going to own a chud and Larry just mogged him.
Probably also because he loves guns like any proper American should.
 
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I haven't but it sounds like a good recommendation. I liked his Elrond because he captured the dickishness of elves.
Guy had very high esteem for his daughter, at the very least. "Aragorn, go basically achieve world peace if you wanna get my daughter"

Meanwhile, Fat hopes for his daughter are widely different. I'm trying to remember the exact srntence but i remember it being fucking retarded and disgusting
 
Dunno.

The recent Niki sending a sneakily worded email and an underpaying cheque with strongly implied intent to cheat Quasi out of 20k+ should have pleased him.

Unless he is deeply ego wounded because Niki thought of it and not him?
Maybe that was Niki's gambit and Pat expressed skepticism but signed the letter anyway because he needs to be included in everything. Then when it didn't work out he couldn't resist getting in some not so sly jabs at her for being a stupid fart receptacle. So they've been arguing with each other this week. That would explain Pat's shitty prison game lately. He's busy prisoning that wife.
 
Somewhat off-topic, but since we were talking about The Matrix earlier, I'll just post this here: apparently they are planning to make a new one, but with an actual good director this time, and the Wachowskis reduced to an "executive producer" role (which means jack shit).

(I'll just come out and say it, I welcome this news. The first Matrix was a great fucking movie, and I'm tired of pretending it's not. I watched it at just the right age, I think I was 12 or 13 at the time. I don't mean it in a derogatory way like "this movie is for retarded babies", but it was the right age for still being wide-eyed and impressionable while being old enough to get it. I had no clue what William Gibson, Akira, or the Dark City was, and I did not care. The movie was the fucking bomb.)
 
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Meanwhile, Fat hopes for his daughter are widely different. I'm trying to remember the exact srntence but i remember it being fucking retarded and disgusting
You may be thinking of this iconic tweet.
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Patrick has to be at least a head shorter than Larry so imagine this midget wanting to pick a fight with you.
While I don't have a good opinion of Correia, he definitely judged the situation correctly in not kicking the fuck out of Patrick. Just not worth the hassle at an event like that.

Too bad, though. I don't think Larry would have had to do much. Patrick's likely never had his ass kicked before so I'll bet something like a decent hook to the cheek or even just a sharp shove that knocked him on his ass would have shut him down entirely. Then Larry would have written his next book where the main character that totally isn't him straight wrecks an enormously obese, short pig demon with 8 pendulous teats.
 
While I don't have a good opinion of Correia, he definitely judged the situation correctly in not kicking the fuck out of Patrick. Just not worth the hassle at an event like that.

Too bad, though. I don't think Larry would have had to do much. Patrick's likely never had his ass kicked before so I'll bet something like a decent hook to the cheek or even just a sharp shove that knocked him on his ass would have shut him down entirely. Then Larry would have written his next book where the main character that totally isn't him straight wrecks an enormously obese, short pig demon with 8 pendulous teats.
If Patrick was as drunk as Larry claimed a simple bladder shot would have been enough to take him out. Though that does mean Patrick becomes an Oro in the future but that's okay because "he's into things"
You may be thinking of this iconic tweet.
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A hand gun? That's all his daughter means to the guy? That's just as bad as Patrick. If anyone wants to take my daughters to prom they'll know that I am more than willing to hide a demoncore in their bedroom.
 
You can take the man out of Florida, but you can't take the Florida out of the man.

Was gonna say, that's just typical Florida Man behavior.


Fuck off. Fatrick is no florida man. Florida men rob drive-throughs using aligators as weapons; steal cop cars while drunk then lead police on a high speed chase untill they crash said cop car and then steal the car of cops who were chasing them; they eat the faces of other men while high on bathsalts, or wave the american flag in the middle of the street during a cat 3 hurricane. Fatrick doesn't have the balls to be a florida man, he is pure wiscahhnsin fat faggot. With bitch tits.
 
Fatrick doesn't have the balls to be a florida man, he is pure wiscahhnsin fat faggot. With bitch tits.
Say what you like about Florida Men, but when a Florida Man says "hold my beer and watch this" you're definitely getting something to watch. If Rick said this, you'd get to watch moobs wobble around and a disgusting tiny faucet dick hanging out in the breeze.
 
But when was interspecies marriage legalized, Patrick? Woman and pig? Man and ghoul? It's unnatural!
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Not sure what point Pat thinks he's making, aside from maybe insinuating that Malini here is racist. But hey, par for the course for Patty: barge into someone else's space, make an asinine comment that contributes nothing to the discussion, then lumber off to stalker-child everyone else on the internet while he waits for a response.

Also, I think it's hilarious that there are still people just now discovering that BriBri is a whitey in the year of our lord 2024.
 
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