Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[p1138]

TEXAS ROADHOUSE VS LONGHORNS PT2
(04/03/2024)

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What the fuck is he talking about "a lot of nerves"? Does he think the connective tissue that hasn't cooked at all because he ordered it blue, is... nerves? And claims the cow was "nervous"? What the fuck? I actually had to google this shit, I've never heard of "nervous" butchered meat before in my life... actually looked it up on google and sure enough there's morons who think the connective tissue in a cut of steak is nerves... for fucks sake. And the only reason it's a "fight" is because the meat isn't fucking cooked...

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Jack really had Tammy open the menu and cut the steak open for him. Peak baby moment.

EDIT: LOL HE'S NOT EVEN HIDING THAT HE ATE THE BREAD

 

[eatler]

Jack really had Tammy open the menu and cut the steak open for him. Peak baby moment.

EDIT: LOL HE'S NOT EVEN HIDING THAT HE ATE THE BREAD

I’m sure in the future he will make a knife he could attach to the gunt that’s covering his pelvis and could saw back and forth in thrusting motions.

Uhuh… yeah meat gud

 

[ZipDisk]

I'm sure Longhorn loves the endorsement. "Not a piece of crap."
High praise.

Swallowing food must be agony for Jack, considering he only filmed one bite.
Nothing he wasn't warned about for years.

Snowman's thumbnail honestly looks like Jack is ramming a fork through his tongue.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

What the fuck is he talking about "a lot of nerves"? Does he think the connective tissue that hasn't cooked at all because he ordered it blue, is... nerves? And claims the cow was "nervous"? What the fuck? I actually had to google this shit, I've never heard of "nervous" butchered meat before in my life... actually looked it up on google and sure enough there's morons who think the connective tissue in a cut of steak is nerves... for fucks sake. And the only reason it's a "fight" is because the meat isn't fucking cooked...

Seriously. Imagine doing a youtube cooking show for 15+ years and not having a fucking clue about your supposed favorite meal. Jack doesn't know fuckall about steak except that "MEAT GUD". Jack's claim about the cow being nervous before slaughter sounds like shit people said back in the 1800's . Battling nerves= "I ordered my steak too rare and now mommywife is struggling to cut the steak despite having both hands available"


"The cow was a little nervous before they killed HIM". I'm pretty positive Jack doesn't know that cow refers to female cattle. That's genuinely how ignorant and unsophisticated he is.

 

[The Grimace]

Edit: Why isn't there a Jamie Oliver thread?
- Bri'ish
- Can't cook
- Doesn't know how to use spices despite his country conquering at least half of the planet, including India and parts of China
- Grifting faggot selling cheap white labelled junk at a premium

Jamie Oliver is basically a more commercially successful Jack Scalfani with a Bri'ish accent. His cooking is horrendous.

Perfect opportunity to show everyone here this classic.

 

[ZipDisk]

Traumatizing children for TV ratings. Jaime Oliver is truly a crusader everyone can hate.

 

[AltisticRight]

Perfect opportunity to show everyone here this classic.

He added nothing to the leftover slurry?
Those chicken nuggests are so Bri'ish, they're about to marry their own cousin.

I was randomly recommended his "Thai green curry" video, he used a total of 3 chilies for FOUR people, and added enough mushrooms to overwhelm the centrifuge in LA's STI testing clinic.
The Thai already suffered enough from WWII, Jamie Oliver needs to commit another war crime against them, but he's Bri'ish so it's in his blood.

 

[a terminal posture]

Time to buy soy candles with AI images on it.

Time to run my pickup truck straight through the front door.

The AI can't figure out how to make reflections of maple leaves, that's fine.

Any botanists? What is that pink plant that blooms in summer?

Crooked and uncanny, imagine having this on your wall.

Have you ever looked closely at some Thomas Kinkade paintings that these are trying to emulate? His aren't much better. He wasn't a great artist and his pictures had lots of issues with perspective and lack of realism (and yet they sold).

 

[anliteralidiot]

He added nothing to the leftover slurry?
Those chicken nuggests are so Bri'ish, they're about to marry their own cousin.

I was randomly recommended his "Thai green curry" video, he used a total of 3 chilies for FOUR people, and added enough mushrooms to overwhelm the centrifuge in LA's STI testing clinic.
The Thai already suffered enough from WWII, Jamie Oliver needs to commit another war crime against them, but he's Bri'ish so it's in his blood.

what the fuck did I just watch

 

[Piggle Rick]

If you want to hate on Jamie Oliver, in my opinion you can’t go past the Uncle Roger channel (comedian Nigel Ng). This one is a good starter:

https://youtu.be/t_KdbASIkB8?si=oD0dj9l71gDX6bwc

 

[p1138]

Perfect opportunity to show everyone here this classic.

https://twitter.com/historyinmemes/status/1775601914907857135

That tweet has what your clip missed, Jamie's disgusted look at the kids as they all want to eat chicken nuggets after he failed to gross them out of ever wanting to eat chicken again.

 

[Kosher Salt]

Edit: Why isn't there a Jamie Oliver thread?
- Bri'ish
- Can't cook
- Doesn't know how to use spices despite his country conquering at least half of the planet, including India and parts of China
- Grifting faggot selling cheap white labelled junk at a premium

Jamie Oliver is basically a more commercially successful Jack Scalfani with a Bri'ish accent. His cooking is horrendous.

So he's just like literally every other British person? We can't have threads on all of them.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

Jack is being such a whiny bitch to James on the livestream this morning. First he blames James for having the chat display over his face on the video stream and then drops the topic completely when he realizes it’s a setting the host controls. He’s also whining when James is typing in his end, and in general just continually talking over James through the whole conversation. Jack doesn’t repel people because of huge blowouts or horrifying opinions, it’s just a steady drip of annoying and rude behavior until the other person decides this little fat guy just isn’t worth hanging out with.

 

[AltisticRight]

what the fuck did I just watch

You watched a literal culinary war crime.
That curry looks dryer than rice crackers.

So he's just like literally every other British person? We can't have threads on all of them.

There are plenty bongs that can cook, many do so pretty well. Many also likes to combine European tastes into dishes which is fine, they'll at least acknowledge it's their take.

This guy is not just commercially successful, owns a white label cookware chain, he's also done stupid things such as wanting to ban two-for-one pizzas. That's like, a crime against humanity committed specifically against Null and his lovely pizza days.

https://twitter.com/historyinmemes/status/1775601914907857135

That tweet has what your clip missed, Jamie's disgusted look at the kids as they all want to eat chicken nuggets after he failed to gross them out of ever wanting to eat chicken again.

This is so bizarre, so he's just proving that chicken nuggets are actually made out of chicken? He calls chicken skin disgusting leftovers when that's one of the tastiest parts of the poultry. He tries to claim that using the entire protein (minimise food waste) was somehow a bad thing?

If you're not blending up all that, you can still make stock, is that also a bad thing?

So I guess I'm making slop when I use prawn heads and shells to make paste, stock and oils. A bong is disgusted at the idea of using anything but the breast, wings and drumsticks of a chicken. Pathetic and ridiculous.

 

[Kosher Salt]

There are plenty bongs that can cook, many do so pretty well. Many also likes to combine European tastes into dishes which is fine, they'll at least acknowledge it's their take.

British cuisine is "We threw some shit in a deep fryer. Oh, you wanted it to taste like something, well there's vinegar for that. There's a curry shop just down the way."

I'm only partly joking.

 

[AltisticRight]

British cuisine is "We threw some shit in a deep fryer. Oh, you wanted it to taste like something, well there's vinegar for that. There's a curry shop just down the way."

I'm only partly joking.

You forgot the essential ingredient.
Coating whatever abomination spawned with Heinz beans.

I can vomit.

 

[eatler]

You forgot the essential ingredient.
Coating whatever abomination spawned with Heinz beans.

I can vomit.

And no cheese, if it’s good enough for Liam it’s good enough for me!

 

[Super Hans v2]

Edit: Why isn't there a Jamie Oliver thread?
- Bri'ish
- Can't cook
- Doesn't know how to use spices despite his country conquering at least half of the planet, including India and parts of China

The world wars did a number on the *nglos. They used to be on par with the French, but had rationing a damn decade afterward and murdered their ability to cook.

 

[Kosher Salt]

You forgot the essential ingredient.
Coating whatever abomination spawned with Heinz beans.

I can vomit.

Ah yes, how could I forget beans. One of the five English food groups: Fried, curry, beans, mustard, and pudding.