Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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I wish Larry had fucked up Pat at Spaghetti Factory. He'd tard rage for mercy and then report it to the police. God forbid another man had due course to fuck his shit up.

With Niki, you just know he has her under the thumb. Hands down he would gaslight her into submission because she's obviously vulnerable and this would make her easily pliable. Niki is only the good wife because she does what he says. Every response made on Niki's behalf during the epic of Quasi absolutely had a deranged pig man breathing down her neck. The Ade coping is amazing because of how long ago it was and the fact PCJ has been dead coming on 2 years. She told him no fucking way, and he still can't get over it.

Pat is the guy who would answer "no" on a psychometric assessment that asks if you've ever told a lie.

 

[Troon_Patrol]

I just realized why Patrick wants to fuck John Flynt so much. They are both useless ugly fucks living in the closet who live financially off of their spouses. Without Frank John would be blowing people on the corner, without Nicki's mom Pat would also be blowing people on the street corner. John Flynt would be more ashamed than Patrick over it.

Someone asked me once what makes a good lolcow? I said anyone who is far to old to be playing with children's toys and doesn't have a job seems to be a recurring theme. They usually live heavily off of their family or bizarre spouse. The spouse has access to money and no spine to stop the cow from financially exploiting them.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

All morbidly obese pepperoni manufacturers from Milwaukee are liars.

Pat's desperately trying to hawk his half-finished books around in an AMA.

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[prollyanotherlurker]

"Proudly and publicly displays her Asian husband" is a hell of a phrase.

"Look at his eyes! they only have that feature on the yellow models."

Or something like that, is what someone proudly displaying their asian husband brings to my mind.

 

[Something Awful]

All morbidly obese pepperoni manufacturers from Milwaukee are liars.

Pat's desperately trying to hawk his half-finished books around in an AMA.

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Mouthbreather still @'ing torbooks, doesn't realize they muted him years ago because he keeps tweeting his bizarre shit at them.

 

[Suspicious Homo]

I think Pat might be seeking a cure. Or just on a debilitating bender. But he's stopped prisoning.
A week of no attention should bring him back but till then declare it a victory for sanity.

 

[Pim Fortuyn]

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I hate legs that thin on such a flabby dude. Disgraceful. At least fatasses who work for a living or at least walk around instead of being on twitter all day have big calves and quads.

 

[AutoClownMaker]

I think Pat might be seeking a cure. Or just on a debilitating bender. But he's stopped prisoning.

The Kyle branded entity made a comment about how a new X.con enforcement was happening WRT spam posts.

300+ posts a day claiming there will be prison enjoyment is spam to rational people. (so is the "stlaker child" repetition of bits but this post is about Patrick)

People who have archives of past prisonings can see if Patrick deleted a bunch under the idea Pat had to delete to keep access.

A lack of prisoning means the being an asshole posts are front and center. "why us" - gosh Patrick and Niki when you are being an asshole online the reaction by parts of the Internet is you get to have people being an asshole right back. A human reaction of retribution. The kind of thing YOU Patrick are into when you are the one doing the retribution.

 

[whogoesthere]

The Kyle branded entity made a comment about how a new X.con enforcement was happening WRT spam posts.

You know, that could set him off really bad. Pat ALWAYS has to have the last word, so if he feels like he is being restricted, it will piss him off no end.

You have to wonder, as we slowly lumber towards this going on for a decade, will he ever learn?

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

You know, that could set him off really bad. Pat ALWAYS has to have the last word, so if he feels like he is being restricted, it will piss him off no end.

You have to wonder, as we slowly lumber towards this going on for a decade, will he ever learn?

He'll have to get more creative which is fine by me. If he wants to have the last word he's gonna have to /r9k/ this shit and be original every time. Even if it's a few words changed that's effort.

 

[Maude Snew]

I think Pat might be seeking a cure. Or just on a debilitating bender. But he's stopped prisoning.
A week of no attention should bring him back but till then declare it a victory for sanity.
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Of course Rick eats ass. He's a "waste no part of the negro" kind of guy. And I know what you're thinking, no, he doesn't have and can't get prion disease as his brain has been replaced with Tomlinson lard long ago.

He'll have to get more creative which is fine by me. If he wants to have the last word he's gonna have to /r9k/ this shit and be original every time. Even if it's a few words changed that's effort.

If someone told him to get a thesaurus he'd probably just dig through his dinosaur toy chest all confused.

 

[Kirtto]

Of course Rick eats ass. He's a "waste no part of the negro" kind of guy. And I know what you're thinking, no, he doesn't have and can't get prion disease as his brain has been replaced with Tomlinson lard long ago.

He is into "things", child. Enjoy prison.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

He is into "things", child. Enjoy prison.

Wrong, stalker. Things go into him. Wait for the knock.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

If he was getting restricted on shitter in any reasonable way he'd be crying on blueshitter or whatever it is called.

 

[grapeshark77]

Larry is cooking the pig. This has got to sting, he's a very successful author and makes Pat look ridiculous.



This is exactly what that one writer friend of Pat's did last year, he gave him good advice, got blocked, and now says Pat is mentally ill.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Fuck off. Fatrick is no florida man. Florida men rob drive-throughs using aligators as weapons; steal cop cars while drunk then lead police on a high speed chase untill they crash said cop car and then steal the car of cops who were chasing them; they eat the faces of other men while high on bathsalts, or wave the american flag in the middle of the street during a cat 3 hurricane. Fatrick doesn't have the balls to be a florida man, he is pure wiscahhnsin fat faggot. With bitch tits.

There's also the "self-exile to Eastern Europe to guarantee the existence of a forum for people who want to laugh at Internet retards and have wrong opinions on the subject of cheese" option.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Larry is cooking the pig. This has got to sting, he's a very successful author and makes Pat look ridiculous.

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Never met the guy yet I was right about why he stopped going.
I think Patrick is just jealous of other authors. Like Jeffery won a Dragon Award in 2022 I think.

 

[FinnSven]

There's also the "self-exile to Eastern Europe to guarantee the existence of a forum for people who want to laugh at Internet retards and have wrong opinions about cheese" option.

Well Serbia is probably the Florida of Europe in some ways.

Old people don’t move there to retire, and native old people don’t live much past 45.
There are no alligators, swamp or bayou.

But there is a population of insane hill dwelling lunatics who play with grenades, drink insane bootleg liquor, regard the law as a set of well intentioned suggestions and squat in tracksuits.

 

[A.P. Hill]

Larry is cooking the pig. This has got to sting, he's a very successful author and makes Pat look ridiculous.

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This is exactly what that one writer friend of Pat's did last year, he gave him good advice, got blocked, and now says Pat is mentally ill.

Has Fat ever had a successful booth at any writer's con? Him getting invited to them seems like the equivalent of elementary school where you had to hand out birthday invitations to everyone in the class because the downie kid's mom would get offended and threaten to sue if you left her little potato out.

 

[JJLiautaud]

But there is a population of insane hill dwelling lunatics who play with grenades, drink insane bootleg liquor, regard the law as a set of well intentioned suggestions and squat in tracksuits

Yes Florida well known for its "hills"