Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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We will soon establish a proud nation and safe haven from all A-logs, hahaha yesssssth.

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IsaacShraeder said:
Just imagine the very likely scenario that the scanner he'd be using spazzes out: Cobes would have no chance of troubleshooting it by himself. Instructing him remotely would also be almost impossible and extremely aggrevating, so you'd have to get someone else to do it, which would be a whole separate ordeal. Plus there'd be a good chance that he'd just smash the thing in a drunken rage.
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Good point. This is a man that can’t figure out how to put an iphone on silent without using siri.
 
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Null said:
so should i crowdfund buying him a quarter acre and trailer in casper? Is he still too alcoholic to scan mail?
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You can crowdfund the whole thing. If not the right thing to do, it would certainly make every troon mad that Joshua Connor "Hitler Man" Moon secured housing for a mentally retarded goober out of the kindness of his own heart. You can try adding the stipulation that he needs to scan mail but I wouldn't be holding your breath on that one, man.

Edit: Here's a small parcel for 60k, lowest I could find but hey, I'm not a land buyer so what the fuck do I know.

It's a little out of the way but it's a 10 min drive away from Clint's house so any emergencies or rides needed could be covered easier.

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You could also just stick him in the middle of nowhere for 50k. That's a feasible option, Cobra will just spend the day shooting off guns in the woods.
 
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Al Dente Alighieri said:
Edit: Here's a small parcel for 60k, lowest I could find but hey, I'm not a land buyer so what the fuck do I know.
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Look at those beautiful multi-family homes across the street from the land. The only thing that would make them better is a boglim shack to look at while having a nice cup of coffee sick drink combo on your front porch before starting the work day. TWU.
 
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Devious Dave said:
You know Wyoming has the least amount of black people in the US why doesn't null just buy land for himself and let cobra live in his backyard in a trailer he could get enough land on the cheap he would never have to see him
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Judge Holden and the imbecile
Incel Death Note said:
lol you guys found a real character
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Edit: WAKE UP, r/coincollecting!!!
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Wasn't some guy with a similar username shitting up this thread a dozen or so pages ago?
 
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Mr. Manchester said:
Look at those beautiful multi-family homes across the street from the land. The only thing that would make them better is a boglim shack to look at while having a nice cup of coffee sick drink combo on your front porch before starting the work day. TWU.
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My neighbours are trolls youtube they keep calling the police on me but what they don't understand is I OWN THE LAND SO I CAN BE AS LOUD AS I WANT ALL NIGHT
 
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