Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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christ5president2024 said:
How would someone know, outside of telepathy, that Chris was going to fuck his mom? I don't understand the point you, and others, are trying to make by repeating this tired and stupid gotcha talking point
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And if it wasn't for some random-ass college student named Isabella Loretta Janke there's a decent chance nobody would have found out, at least not when we did.
 
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First of all, anyone calling Cobes a stalker needs to get a new hobby. The farms is an abnormal behavior archive. We follow people being weird for fun, I don't care if Cobes is looking up girls he liked in high school on facebook like 75% of boomers. Fuck off with that shit.

Second of all, the amount of paypigging for a double josh collab video would be astronomical. We could maybe even get him a church bell for his clocktower dream trailer.

So mote it be in the witch's circle.
 
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Null said:
Thrown off property I own? I'd be more concerned about the mail but I do have a working system right now and don't really need him to do anything.

Does he get disability or HUD income? Has he ever had any sex pest or 'weirdo' controversy?
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Null: Holy fuck I never have any time to do anything. Every waking moment is anxiety and paranoia. I need to solve all these problems.

Also Null: Today I will buy property in another country and hire an alcoholic retard to live there and read my mail.

I'm just joking around, king, stay based
 
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David Brown said:
Null: Holy fuck I never have any time to do anything. Every waking moment is anxiety and paranoia. I need to solve all these problems.

Also Null: Today I will buy property in another country and hire an alcoholic retard to live there and read my mail.

I'm just joking around, king, stay based
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Having a house in Wyoming would actually solve a few problems of mine, +1 if he can handle mail. I'm not completely insane.
 
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Null said:
What are you kvetching about?


2. I'm not going to lease to anyone else either, so it's only his name. I'm not telling him he can't have her over, but she will not officially be a tenet that I can't evict at will.
3. I'm also not sure what "landlording" means. Am I expected to just crowdfund him a free home? Uh, no, that's not happening. Nobody is going to give Cobes six figures. The only reason why this is viable is because I don't lose money, it's just a pain in the ass to do and exposes me to retarded bullshit most people won't put up with.
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If she establishes residency with so much as a letter addressed to her you may have to spend thousands to go to court to evict her, even if she isn't on the lease. Conservative states like WY are usually pro landlord anti tennant/squatter but this is a terrible idea nonetheless. Giving the boglim a lair with no rules and no neighbors to complain about the smell of someone cooking meth is just going to result in him dying sooner than he would if he was living like Daniel Larson.
 
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Unfortunately, it's true that there's no magical group home that just hoovers up these retards. It stems from the same godly president who decided it was better to flood the streets with the mentally insane and cannibalistic because muh taxes.

I know it's peak optimism but Cobes cannot successfully live on his own. His teeth are rotting out of his head, he's drinking more than an obese Wisconsinite and he's drinking fetid, fungal juice that he calls "mead". All of that isn't even considering his willing acceptance of the Hag into his life and all the self destructive shit associated with such a life path.

I know I'm a buzz kill cunt but out of all the cows on this site, Josh is the only one I genuinely want to see not be sucked into the abyss. I have a soft spot for borderline retarded goths and it probably stems from the Memphis three. I know those exact types of kids dozens of times over.

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@Null if you think involving yourself to the level of land ownership with Cobes is a good idea, do it man. My honest opinion though is that that is bat shit fucking insane.
 
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This would all be a good idea if NAL/Jessica didn't exist, but she's liable to sabotage and destroy anything she touches, and I mean literally, she'll probably burn down a house before too long
 
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Devious Dave said:
You know Wyoming has the least amount of black people in the US why doesn't null just buy land for himself and let cobra live in his backyard in a trailer he could get enough land on the cheap he would never have to see him
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There is 160 acres for sale in Casper right now for 135k. Heaps of space to set up an a-log proof lazer-shark perimeter. But likely no DoorDash. Null would have to put on a uniform and deliver him food.
 
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Devious Dave said:
You know Wyoming has the least amount of black people in the US why doesn't null just buy land for himself and let cobra live in his backyard in a trailer he could get enough land on the cheap he would never have to see him
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Woah woah woah “black people” is offensive and archaic. The politically correct term around these parts is “Others”
 
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